Durex is holding auditions for the sweetest job since brownie tester.

The condom maker wants a panel of 5,000 people who are single, married, or in couples to report their experiences of using its condoms and lubricants.

Men and women of all ages, ethnic groups or sexual orientation have been asked to apply on its website.

Durex was inundated with 14,000 applicants on the first day it started a similar scheme in France.

Source: BBC News

The pay is OK but the health benefits are what make it really worth while.

Dutch researchers recruited several couples (including a pair of street acrobats) to have sex in an MRI. They produced highly detailed pictures of human anatomy during coitus.

“I expose to men the origin of their first, and perhaps second, reason for existing.”1 Leonardo da Vinci (1452-1519) wrote these words above his drawing “The Copulation” in about 1493 (fig 1).2 The Renaissance sketch shows a transparent view of the anatomy of sexual intercourse as envisaged by the anatomists of his time. The semen was supposed to come down from the brain through a channel which can be seen in the spine of the man. In the woman the right lactiferous duct is depicted as originating in the right female breast and ending in the genital area. Even a genius like Leonardo da Vinci distorted men’s and women’s bodies—as seen now—to fit the ideology of his time and to the notions of his colleagues, who he paid tribute to.

Source: BMJ.com

Sounds like a brainy excuse to watch some people doing it. A HotMovies account is cheaper and no one makes a mess inside your MRI tube.

Searching for saucy news items is tough work. Some stories don’t make the cut or get over shadowed by the day’s events.It’d be a shame to let all those serendipitous finds go to waste, so, LINK DUMP!

- A UK survey of mobile phone usage claims to have found that 30 percent of men and a “staggering” 42.5 percent of women would “consider” answering their phone while having sex.

- A former Taiwan politician, who became infamous after a friend secretly taped her trysts with several men and leaked a sex video CD to a magazine, has been hired by a Macau television station as its news anchor.

- Can’t get rid of a spammy comment on MySpace? Sex In Vegas has a solution. No, really, its a bit of code that’ll take care of it.

- Supermodel Vida Guerra has decided to pose nude for men’s magazine, Playboy, to prove that naked photographs of her on the internet are fake.

- Twenty year old college sophomore John Harrison suffered a terrible shock when he discovered that his long-time Worlds of Warcraft girlfriend was actually a male in disguise.

And finally…

- What does the hot girl at the party think of your programming language? Not much.

-James

A Washington man is under arrest and facing charges for stealing 1,500 pairs of unmentionables.

A man was charged with theft and burglary after police said they found 93 pounds of women’s panties, brassieres and other underwear at his home.

Investigators believe Garth M. Flaherty, 24, took as many as 1,500 undergarments from apartment complex laundry rooms before he was caught, police Cmdr. Chris Tennant said.

“We were kind of concerned about how to match up bras and panties with victims,” Tennant said.

Source: CNN.com

Allow me to offer my services, ladies…

<img style=”margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;” src=”http://bp1.blogger.com/_06jArhRussM/RgQEPtjd2yI/AAAAAAAAAa0/wsN0StnKrNc/s200/031607_8188.jpg” alt=”" id=”BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5045162150534699810″ border=”0″It’s mating season in Key West again and the gods of fertility and drunken revelry were offered their not-so-virgin sacrifices each night at the HotMovies.com sponsored wet t-shirt contest held at Rick’s Bar. I’d never been to Spring Break, so when I was asked to cover the 2007 Key West event I thought it might be a chance to escape the frigid North East for a bit.

The assignment seemed easy enough; videotape and photograph drunk college girls as they were doused in water and danced for the throng of young horny college boys in the bizarre mating ritual known as a “wet t-shirt contest.”

I made it to Ricks just before midnight; no worse for wear thanks to the endless parade of free jello shots and drink specials up and down Duvall Street. Girls were being solicited for the competition, there was no shortage of volunteers, the intoxication level of the crowd was already at critical mass.

A high stakes auction determined who would have the honor of soaking the girls on stage. All proceeds earned were combined with the $500 clams donated by HotMovies.com and set aside for the contestant with the wettest t-shirt.

Backstage, the half a dozen or so seemingly inebriated young girls were striped down and changed into their white t-shirts and red booty-shorts. When the girls finally made their appearance the bar turned into a testosterone driven frat party on acid.

One by one the young college girls were paraded across the stage and led to the soaking station. There the water boy dipped a pitcher into a tub of icy-cold water and proceeded to thoroughly soak the girls until their tee shirts became a sticky, translucent mess. It wasn’t long before inhibitions were completely lost along with those soggy white shirts.

Those girls that made it to round 2 gave the undulating crowds exactly what they wanted; skin.

Exhibition makes a woman drunk with confidence; shorts were abandoned and thongs were pealed off. It wasn’t long before they turned on one another; groping, dancing and kissing. The inebriated masses grew so loud it threatened to split the walls at the seam.

The winner was anointed with cheers and the rest of the night went on much the same.

A winter ice storm in the northeast left me stranded here, in Key West, for an additional 5 days! So, with two more nights to go I already have hours of video coming, check out the gallery to see what you missed!

-Michael