In response to Men’s Health’s “Top 10 Craziest Places to Have Sex” allow me to submit this list of the Top 7 worst places to masturbate.

Trust me, I’d know better than anyone.

7. Tanning salon – If you must, remember to liberally apply sun screen to your balls.

6. Your sister’s bed room – It doesn’t matter that you were sniffing around for her girlfriend’s panties. It’s going to be awkward, regardless.

5. Prison Shower – They consider it flirting.

4. Fertility clinic – I love spanking it but I usually don’t need an excuse. This feels too much like work.

3. Cubicle – Short walls, no ceiling, it’s a false sense of privacy.

2. Space – Clean up is impossible.

1. Back seat of a police car – It will be used against you in a court of law.

Everywhere else should be safe.

-Pat Joseph

Good news for that “Jenny” chick.

Kimberly Hunt, an Australian woman, is being awarded 20K in damages from her company when someone wrote lewd things about her in the mensroom at her workplace. The graffiti originated in 2004 and prompted Hunt to make some complaints to those higher up in the company. As a result of this action, four RailCorp managers lost their jobs for similar reports from secretaries and other women in the company.

The allegations included the lewd graffiti as well as pornography use throughout the workplace.

This is why we don’t let women into our men’s room.

Source: UPI

Good news for that “Jenny” chick.

Kimberly Hunt, an Australian woman, is being awarded 20K in damages from her company when someone wrote lewd things about her in the mensroom at her workplace. The graffiti originated in 2004 and prompted Hunt to make some complaints to those higher up in the company. As a result of this action, four RailCorp managers lost their jobs for similar reports from secretaries and other women in the company.

The allegations included the lewd graffiti as well as pornography use throughout the workplace.

This is why we don’t let women into our men’s room.

Source: UPI

Good news for that “Jenny” chick.

Kimberly Hunt, an Australian woman, is being awarded 20K in damages from her company when someone wrote lewd things about her in the mensroom at her workplace. The graffiti originated in 2004 and prompted Hunt to make some complaints to those higher up in the company. As a result of this action, four RailCorp managers lost their jobs for similar reports from secretaries and other women in the company.

The allegations included the lewd graffiti as well as pornography use throughout the workplace.

This is why we don’t let women into our men’s room.

Source: UPI

Jenna Jameson is the star of her own comic book. That, in addition to having my own action figure, are on my list of things to accomplish in this lifetime.

TMZ has learned that the porny business juggernaut is creating and starring in her own series of comic books, featuring a leather-clad, g-string wearing heroine named “Shadow Hunter.” Even though she’s practically pulling her shirt off in the exclusive cover art obtained by TMZ, we’re told that Jenna’s animated alter-ego will not expose her sketchy smooth southern parts. How easily hope is snatched away.

The publisher? Virgin. Heh.

Source: TMZ

You know how sometimes dogs look like their owners? Works like that with your girlfriend too.

110 participants were shown photographs of men and women in their first year of marriage and of the same couples after 25 years of marriage. Then they were asked to judge their resemblance along with the chance that any man and woman were married to each other. The researchers went to a lot of effort to remove extraneous info and crop photos so that only faces could be seen.

The types of choices the participants made indicated the perception was that couples became more facially similar after 25 years together. The results could not be explained by people simply all looking the same as they got older. Also, data from a control group indicated participants were indeed making judgments on the basis of facial features rather than any other criteria.

Most striking result found in studies between hot lesbian twins.

Source: PsyBlog

The marketing team is heading to Internext in Florida, a week from today.

Don’t worry, though. HotMovies the Blog will be updated regularly by the official HotMovies Interns. I’ve had them learning the ropes on a Blog of their own, they’ve gotten so good you probably won’t even notice I’m gone.

-James

New lube could get you out of a sticky situation.

An Australian research company is working on a new sex lubricant designed to disable and protect the user against HIV and genital herpes transmission. The main ingredient in the ooze is dendrimer, a microbicide that surrounds the viruses and disables their ability to infect healthy cells. The lube is safe for use on males and females and a possible target is third world countries where these viruses are a big threat.

The lube is now undergoing human research safety testing and could be ready sometime in the near future.

All the slick, none of the sick. I should be in marketing!

Source: The Daily Telegraph