The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants.

This Week’s Picks
Half-Nekkid Blow Job
” We could hear people walking past and talking so they’d be able to hear us as well.”

Masturbation on a Memory
“I let the first time I had sex with your flash back though my mind.”

Reality Check: Handling Long Calls
“While I get my share of quick cummer calls I have several clients that like to talk for hours.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Christian Friis

Editor’s Choice
A Non-Monogamy Lexicon

Erotic Writing and Experiences
Bad Girl
The Driving Lesson
The First Date part one
Flirt
Late Meeting
Night Call
Over the tub
Saturday night special
Sweet Dreams

Sex Advice
Bringing It Up Gracefully
I Don’t Need Porn, I Get Real Sex!
Prince Albert for thanksgiving

NSFW Pics & Videos
Aria Giovanni sexy video
Catalina loves her New Black Silk Corset and Boots
Pornsaint Popwhore
WebMistress Feature Gallery: Flirting with the Camera

BDSM & Fetish
Big Fun in a Small Space
Double Dip Part 2
I don’t chase
Ideas of my own.
My Reformatory Birching
The Perfect Implement of Pain
Rope as a tool for Intimacy
She Came In Wearing A Corset, Stockings, And A Smile
YouPorn, MePorn

Sex News & Reviews
Fetish Film – Julie Simone’s Diary Of A Submissive (Bondage, Spanking, Femdom)
Five Sips of Darkness
Special Discount for Our Naughty Friends!

Sex Poetry
Tulips… His lips… Her lips…

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
Me and My Vagina
Oh..oh…oh! My orgasm- A User’s Guide.
On Self Image and Confidence
An orgasm faker wannabe
Relationship Rules
Retail Therapy

Sex Humor
Decoding A Dominant Personal Ad
Happy Thanksgiving!

They tell you to write what you know.

Late author Norman Mailer has been announced as the winner of the Bad Sex in Fiction Award for the most awkward description of an intimate encounter.

The US writer, who died earlier this year at the age of 84, won for his novel The Castle in the Forest.

Now in its 14th year, the prize is awarded by Literary Review magazine in an attempt to discourage authors from writing such accounts.

It is given to the passage considered to be the most redundant in an otherwise excellent novel.

All sex in books should be replaced with pictures anyway.

Source: BBC

I’ve had dreams very similar to this.

The Desperate Housewives actress, who is married to basketball star Tony Parker has been bonding with the Spice Girl over their shared passion for bedroom experimentation and has taken Victoria out to buy sex toys.

A friend of the Latina actress said, “Eva has pointed Victoria in the right direction in Hollywood – the best beauticians, the best places to go for a wax, where she can pick up sexy lingerie and where to buy sex toys. I think David will be pleasantly surprised.”

It seems Victoria, who moved to Stateside with her family when her husband David signed a contract with the Los Angeles Galaxy soccer team has already been stocking up on goodies for David.

After you’ve exhausted the novelty of toys allow me to suggest some amateur videography.

Source: The Times of India

Avoid the tranny surprise in this adult-flash game.

Happy Hump-Day, Everyone!

-James HotMovies

I’ve just finished editing a huge gallery with nearly 500 photos from Fantasy Fest 2007 in Key West Florida. For four days we photographed and documented one of the largest kink-friendly gatherings in the US. Over 70,000 people attend this annual Mardi Gras-like festival each year, baring painted breasts, wearing sexy costumes, flashing tits for beads, and partying until the early morning hours.

This year, it rained every day while I was there, which hampered, but did not quench all of the kinky fun. Photos in this gallery include the pet contest (who can resist a dog dressed up like a pirate?), a HotMovies.com sponsored wet t-shirt contest at Cowboy Bill’s bar on Duval street, and four days and nights leading up to the Captain Morgan parade on Saturday night. There are hundreds of shots of some pretty amazing body painting, and lots of costumes following the “Alice in Wonderland” theme of this year’s event.

Check back soon for videos from the parade.

This year, both Lady Venus and I shot the main event of Fantasy Fest, Saturday night’s Captain Morgan parade. While I was at street level just in front of La Concha hotel, Lady Venus was perched out the window on the second floor of the best known drag club in Key West, the 801 Bourbon Bar located in the 800 block towards the end of the parade route. She was able to get some great crowd shots with her bird’s eye view, while I was literally in the gutter along Duval street. Fortunately the rain held off during the parade, and the enormous crowd was in full party mode.

Check out the HotMovies the Blog’s Flickr account for more photos.

Not enough? Swing by my galleries at ErosArts.

Next; I’m heading to Jamaica for Kink in the Caribbean.

-Michael Diamond

Our very own Reverend Bob Levy has received an AVN Award nomination in the category of Best Non-Sex Performance for the film Stood Up from Vivid.

Find out the rest of the nominees at the official AVN Award site.

Good luck to Bob and all the nominees.

-James HotMovies

I know he’s leaving the senate anyway but, man, would this be delicious. What a hypocrite.

Hustler’s Larry Flynt may have played a role in the sudden and unexpected announcement of the resignation of Sen. Trent Lott this morning. Flynt was already involved earlier this year in uncovering Sen. David Vitter’s involvement with the so-called DC Madam escort service. He has said he would reveal more “huge” tawdry politico sex scandals by year’s end.

Some are speculating that a sex scandal is involved in the odd Trent development, although the unofficial spin is that the exit of the Republican Senate Minority Whip may be linked to a new post-Senate career lobbying law that takes effect at the end of the year. He is believed to be in good health.

“Lott’s office initially denied that he he would step down…subsequent requests for information about his plans went unanswered,” according to NBC News.

The male-escort is being coy about the whole thing so far.

Larry Flynt is patron saint of filth; recognize.

Source: BigHeadDC

I know he’s leaving the senate anyway but, man, would this be delicious. What a hypocrite.

Hustler’s Larry Flynt may have played a role in the sudden and unexpected announcement of the resignation of Sen. Trent Lott this morning. Flynt was already involved earlier this year in uncovering Sen. David Vitter’s involvement with the so-called DC Madam escort service. He has said he would reveal more “huge” tawdry politico sex scandals by year’s end.

Some are speculating that a sex scandal is involved in the odd Trent development, although the unofficial spin is that the exit of the Republican Senate Minority Whip may be linked to a new post-Senate career lobbying law that takes effect at the end of the year. He is believed to be in good health.

“Lott’s office initially denied that he he would step down…subsequent requests for information about his plans went unanswered,” according to NBC News.

The male-escort is being coy about the whole thing so far.

Larry Flynt is patron saint of filth; recognize.

Source: BigHeadDC

I know he’s leaving the senate anyway but, man, would this be delicious. What a hypocrite.

Hustler’s Larry Flynt may have played a role in the sudden and unexpected announcement of the resignation of Sen. Trent Lott this morning. Flynt was already involved earlier this year in uncovering Sen. David Vitter’s involvement with the so-called DC Madam escort service. He has said he would reveal more “huge” tawdry politico sex scandals by year’s end.

Some are speculating that a sex scandal is involved in the odd Trent development, although the unofficial spin is that the exit of the Republican Senate Minority Whip may be linked to a new post-Senate career lobbying law that takes effect at the end of the year. He is believed to be in good health.

“Lott’s office initially denied that he he would step down…subsequent requests for information about his plans went unanswered,” according to NBC News.

The male-escort is being coy about the whole thing so far.

Larry Flynt is patron saint of filth; recognize.

Source: BigHeadDC

I felt a nip in the air last week. Winter must be here so you know I’m headed for warmer climates.

Beetlejuice flew out to California with me this weekend for a few shows. He was in a real good mood; telling me how he just fucked three Go-Go dancers and fingered their butts. That’s a pretty standard day for him. We left from JFK and of course they stuck us in the emergency exit row. The Flight Attendant asked if we’d be able to help in case of an emergency. We’re duty bound because of the seats so we both answer “yes” but this lady asks Beetle a second time. “What is this bitch deaf?” I said yes and we were off to LA!

Coy, the promoter, met us when we landed. He had a camera crew following him around. Film school rejects running around with cameras and microphones making a documentary about some shit. It’s not bad enough these Michael Moore wanna-bes have their cameras in my grill – we’ve all gotta squeeze inside the same sweltering hot van together. It smelled like a lemons cunt, it was unbearable.

While I’m fighting with them for leg room the driver gets a call from his mother to go pick up their cancer ridden cat from the vet. I was like, “Are you kidding me? How old is this god damn cat?” Driver says 13 going on forever. I tell him for thirty bucks he could adopt a cat that wasn’t bald from all the kemo. Beetle starts going crazy when he hears about the cat. He’s screaming that if a cat gets in the van he’ll cut it’s head off and eat it.

We got him some Chinese food instead.

After checking into the hotel it was time for the show. I MCed and the Bleeding Deacons opened for us. The fans were fun and we got to hang some with Rudy Sarso (The bass player from Ozzy), Dio (you oughta know), Quiet Riot and their wives. Mary Jo Buttafucco and her kids came down too, they’re great people. She told me she’s gonna write a book. I say good for her, she should and let thee world know what a scumbag Joey was.

All this socializing I never bothered to check up on Beetle. Little bastard got into the booze again and someone wound up chasing him through the crowd. He stopped dead in his tracks, spun around and yelled at me, “Dude, I’m gonna knock you the fuck out!” And we were off to San Diego.

Not as many friends in SD so we made new ones. Two drunk whores, a real pair of wet messes, asked to suck my dick. I told them that’s not really my thing anymore and unloaded them on the bouncer. The girls got all pissy about it so they tossed them out on their busted assholes.

Getting out of California was harder than getting in. Next morning everyone’s hung over and I’m trying to get us out the door to make our flight but I lost Beetle. I’m yelling at the manager, he’s yelling at me and the other guests are yelling at us because Beetle is lost in the hotel gym screaming at the top of his lungs, “Where the fuck are you?” Meanwhile, the sheik is yelling at the cab driver who came to pick us up cause it’s a flat fee to the airport.

They looked like they might be from the same tribe so I figure the Sheik wanted a discount.

See ya all next week, I’m off to Florida with my girl. I’ll be in Boca Raton at the New York Comedy Club Fri and Sat. All the information is on my site.

Tip of The Week – Chicks might only talk to you at bars for the free drink. Wait till they’re done the drink they’re working on and then walk to the bathroom and wait there until they buy they’re own. If she does you owe her one. If not, she wasn’t going to fuck you anyway.

-Reverend Bob Levy

You can get more of the Rev Bob every Sunday night at 7:00 pm on his radio show Miserable Men, Sirius Satellite Radio – Howard 101.