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Happy New Year!

new years I’m going to be posting lightly and irregular (not unlike my bowel movements) for the next few days.

The New Year is upon us and I haven’t swallowed nearly as much alcohol as I had resolved to last year. So I’m gonna get a jump start on that this weekend.

As I devolve into a stumbling mess over the next few days I’ll try to post as much as I can.

Everything will be back to normal by next Wednesday…

Eh, Thursday.

Happy New Year,
-James HotMovies

Courtney Cummz HotMovies Interview

I had the pleasure of meeting Ms. Cummz at this show, and she is a really great gal, fun to talk to, sweet, and a pleasure to look at. In fact, I like her so much that I can’t watch her getting fucked anymore, it feels wrong. But you can, right here.

Britney Spears Sex Room

britney spears sex fantasy room star magazine What? You don’t have a sex room in your home?

Britney’s “fantasy room” is a bedroom on the second floor of her Mediterranean villa off Mulholland Drive, reveals an insider who has seen it. Heavy, dark curtains cover the windows and the only light comes from bordello-red bulbs, which barely illuminate the pink and black color scheme and the large bed with black satin sheets.

“Britney is sexually obsessed,” says the insider. “Her fantasy room is filled with sex toys, from ticklers, whips and chains to fur-trimmed handcuffs hanging from the metal bedframe. She also keeps sex toys â€” including spanking paddles â€” displayed in a glass jar.” Brit’s sin center has mirrors on the ceiling, provocative pictures of herself in a variety of lewd, scantily clad poses covering the walls, and a closet stuffed with erotic outfits.

Wonder if that has anything to do with Jamie Lynn‘s current predicament?

Source: Star

So, Last Century

Does anyone still use the term metrosexual?

Isn’t the only difference between a guy who combs his hair and one who doesn’t that the well coiffed man is gonna get laid?

Big thanks to Double Viking for spreading stupid and keeping such a large portion of the population from having sex.

Porn has never been so popular.

Dick In A Box… For Reals…

Sex Sells Sea Shells at the Sea Shore

sea mammal ocean fish sex You know I love animal sex but apparently there’s a wider audience.

Like many a year seven student, Sheree Marris was taken to the seaside on a school excursion to be bored senseless by the dubious delights of rockpools.

Her latest book, KamaSEAtra – Secrets of Sex in the Sea, is a light-hearted look at the goings on in the deep, illustrated by gorgeous photos, many provided for free by her friend Rudie Kuiter.

Marris says females do great things in the marine environment, like getting males to give birth and using males as their permanent sex slaves.

Some, like the female elephant seal, do let the side down somewhat, falling in love with the biggest and ugliest males and risking being crushed to death just so they can have the strongest offspring.

This is a whole untapped market for us here at HotMovies: Ocean Mammals Gone Wild.

Source: Life Scientist

iProposal

iphone proposal marriage wedding mac

Guy proposes to his girlfriend via the hyped Christmas Present of the season; an iPhone. He even produced his own little video in the style of those minimalist mac commercials. You can check it out after the jump.

Courtesy of Engadget.

Mac girls are OK. But they never go for third party integration.

Sex Is The Origin of All Life

Can’t Stop Laughing

paris hilton trust inheritance Paris Hilton’s Grand-Daddy gave all her inheritance away!

U.S. hotel heiress Paris Hilton’s potential inheritance dramatically diminished after her grandfather Barron Hilton announced plans on Wednesday to donate 97 percent of his $2.3 billion (1.16 billion pounds) fortune to charity.

That wealth includes $1.2 billion Barron Hilton stands to earn from both the recent sale of Hilton Hotels Corp. — started by his father Conrad in 1919 when he bought a small hotel in Cisco, Texas — and pending sale of the world’s biggest casino company, Harrah’s Entertainment Inc.

That money will be placed in a charitable trust that will eventually benefit the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, raising its total value to about $4.5 billion, the foundation said in a statement.

Barron Hilton, chairman of the foundation, intends “to contribute 97 percent of his entire net worth, estimated today at $2.3 billion, including the created trusts, at whatever value it is at the time of his passing,” the foundation said.

Paris Hilton was not immediately available for comment on her grandfather’s plans for his fortune.

Barron Hilton, you sir, are a comedic genius.

Source: Reuters

Can’t Stop Laughing

paris hilton trust inheritance Paris Hilton’s Grand-Daddy gave all her inheritance away!

U.S. hotel heiress Paris Hilton’s potential inheritance dramatically diminished after her grandfather Barron Hilton announced plans on Wednesday to donate 97 percent of his $2.3 billion (1.16 billion pounds) fortune to charity.

That wealth includes $1.2 billion Barron Hilton stands to earn from both the recent sale of Hilton Hotels Corp. — started by his father Conrad in 1919 when he bought a small hotel in Cisco, Texas — and pending sale of the world’s biggest casino company, Harrah’s Entertainment Inc.

That money will be placed in a charitable trust that will eventually benefit the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, raising its total value to about $4.5 billion, the foundation said in a statement.

Barron Hilton, chairman of the foundation, intends “to contribute 97 percent of his entire net worth, estimated today at $2.3 billion, including the created trusts, at whatever value it is at the time of his passing,” the foundation said.

Paris Hilton was not immediately available for comment on her grandfather’s plans for his fortune.

Barron Hilton, you sir, are a comedic genius.

Source: Reuters

Can’t Stop Laughing

paris hilton trust inheritance Paris Hilton’s Grand-Daddy gave all her inheritance away!

U.S. hotel heiress Paris Hilton’s potential inheritance dramatically diminished after her grandfather Barron Hilton announced plans on Wednesday to donate 97 percent of his $2.3 billion (1.16 billion pounds) fortune to charity.

That wealth includes $1.2 billion Barron Hilton stands to earn from both the recent sale of Hilton Hotels Corp. — started by his father Conrad in 1919 when he bought a small hotel in Cisco, Texas — and pending sale of the world’s biggest casino company, Harrah’s Entertainment Inc.

That money will be placed in a charitable trust that will eventually benefit the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, raising its total value to about $4.5 billion, the foundation said in a statement.

Barron Hilton, chairman of the foundation, intends “to contribute 97 percent of his entire net worth, estimated today at $2.3 billion, including the created trusts, at whatever value it is at the time of his passing,” the foundation said.

Paris Hilton was not immediately available for comment on her grandfather’s plans for his fortune.

Barron Hilton, you sir, are a comedic genius.

Source: Reuters