Felshbot runs down just what makes Christmas Porn so Christmas-y.
Yes, it’s been well established that “Christmas porn” pretty much just means “babes in Santa hats,” but it can also mean so much more. For example, sometimes the dudes are wearing the hats! Also, sometimes there’s a tree in the background! These are subtle differences to be sure, but since you’ve chosen to spend your Noel with us, it’s only fair that we use our trained eyes to help you get in the holiday spirit. If this collection of XXXmas videos doesn’t make you want to roast your chestnuts, then you, Scrooge and the Grinch will have a lot to talk about while you play with your lumps of coal.
In addition to an explanation of Christmas Porn are 10 very real, very free examples.

Tyler Faith Wins Championship Belt and the Feud Between Craig Valentine And Evan Stone Heats Up After a Valentine Victory Saturday Night!!!
Not too long ago I let you all know that
Comedy genius Judd Apatow says penises are funny and he’d like to see more of them.
That time of year again – No not Christmas, check back later for Christmas stuff – It’s back;
Much to the distress of my friends and family I love reading about monkey sex.
Some girls can kill you with a look. The rest have to rely on rat poison.



