Free, Porn, HotMovies, fleshbotFelshbot runs down just what makes Christmas Porn so Christmas-y.

Yes, it’s been well established that “Christmas porn” pretty much just means “babes in Santa hats,” but it can also mean so much more. For example, sometimes the dudes are wearing the hats! Also, sometimes there’s a tree in the background! These are subtle differences to be sure, but since you’ve chosen to spend your Noel with us, it’s only fair that we use our trained eyes to help you get in the holiday spirit. If this collection of XXXmas videos doesn’t make you want to roast your chestnuts, then you, Scrooge and the Grinch will have a lot to talk about while you play with your lumps of coal.

In addition to an explanation of Christmas Porn are 10 very real, very free examples.

Since your pants are still unbuttoned from yesterdays great feast; shove a hand down there and celebrate with HotMovies.

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Tis’ the Season,
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porn wrestling craig valentine tyler faith evan stone nrpwTyler Faith Wins Championship Belt and the Feud Between Craig Valentine And Evan Stone Heats Up After a Valentine Victory Saturday Night!!!

In her usual shocking fashion Tyler Faith has become the new Ladies Hardcore Superstar Championship, winning the title at the inaugural NRPW event this past Sunday.

Tyler Faith viciously and brutally attacked Summer Haze before the event, causing Summer to miss the scheduled 3 way fight for the title. “Summer has been running her mouth for a long time for real, it pissed me off and she would not stop. Sunday night she kept going on and on and on until I completely snapped and put her in her place.” said Tyler. She used her all of her rage and quickly destroyed her opponent Jessica Hayes in the ring, becoming the Ladies champion!

Meanwhile, the feud between Evan Stone and Craig Valentine intensified. Although Valentine was victorious in Sundays clash, Evan more than held his own dishing out a brutal beating that busted Valentine wide open. It was a heated and spirited affair and the hatred between the two stars of the adult industry was quite evident. All the burtal/sexy action brought to you by HotMovies.com ended with a verbal sparring after the match, both promising to extract revenge at the AVN AEE expo in January 2008.

mary carey breast implant ebay auctionNot too long ago I let you all know that Mary Carey’s boobs are for sale.

Looks like someone won the eBay auction. I can’t find the lucky winner announced anywhere but the auction is closed. The final bid appears to be $15,269.69… ha, sixty-nine.

Congrats to the victor whoever you are.

judd apatow super bad dewey cox funny comedy director penisComedy genius Judd Apatow says penises are funny and he’d like to see more of them.

The filmmaker has already embarked on his mission, placing a penis by JOHN C. REILLY’s head in an orgy scene in new flick Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story.

Judd, who is also the comedy genius behind Knocked Up and The 40-Year-Old Virgin, watched as audience members left a preview screening in disgust.

But Judd kept the penis footage in – and has made a “c**kumentary” about the scene for the DVD release.

He said: “The original shot was way longer, where the penis is in close-up.

“Then one night we showed it to a test audience and 22 people walked out. I think we went too far with too much penis.

Or not far enough.

Source: The Sun

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In grade school I was always getting up to sharpen my pencil so I could stare out the window. If the pencil sharpener had looked anything like this I might never have sat back down.

Gizmodo does it again.

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In grade school I was always getting up to sharpen my pencil so I could stare out the window. If the pencil sharpener had looked anything like this I might never have sat back down.

Gizmodo does it again.

pencil sharpener doggy style

In grade school I was always getting up to sharpen my pencil so I could stare out the window. If the pencil sharpener had looked anything like this I might never have sat back down.

Gizmodo does it again.

global orgasm dayThat time of year again – No not Christmas, check back later for Christmas stuff – It’s back; Global Orgasm Day!

The wildly successful 2006 Global O insured it would become an instant tradition.

This year organizers are tying to get coordinate with the Winter Solstice on December 22nd. Find out when you should be climaxing at their Fixed Time Schedule

loud monkey sexMuch to the distress of my friends and family I love reading about monkey sex.

I like to think we’re all animals and sex is a fact of procreation and the ultimate point of existence. Judging by the whole world’s hang ups you’d assume they agreed. Unfortunately most people are too self conscious to admit their just god damn monkeys themselves. That kind of narcissism really prevents us from understanding our own compulsions (sexual or otherwise).

So, when a bunch of scientists get together and start making charts and measurements about Monkey Sex I pay attention. Such studies often provide insights into what we might have otherwise missed about ourselves.

Read all about the loud, angry monkey sex at LiveScience.

rat poison kissSome girls can kill you with a look. The rest have to rely on rat poison.

Xia (or Xin) Xinfeng, from Maolou in the central Chinese province of Henan, has been sentenced to death for killing Mao Ansheng, her childhood sweetheart, with a kiss. They had sworn an oath that if either were unfaithful, they would have to die. Xia took action when she saw her man talking to a woman in a way that made her suspicious. They had arranged to meet the next day at a public bathhouse. She filled a plastic pellet with rat poison, hid it under her tongue, and while they were kissing, nudged it into his mouth. Failing to notice, Mao swallowed it and died shortly afterwards.

I know it’s creepy but there’s a certain romance to the whole thing too.

Source: ForteanTimes

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The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants.

This Week’s Picks
Sex Worker Solidarity: Audacia Ray
“Visibility on our own terms and the ability to uses our voices (and other mediums of expression) are key to the progress of sex worker’s rights.”

So Many Men, So Few Sluts
“Everyone wants to avoid generalizations about men and women, yet they’re too powerful to ignore.”

This Time
“She had That Look, and despite my earlier fatigue, I knew what was coming.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Hombre Magazine’s Left Handed Ads

Editor’s Choice
Love in an Elevator

Sex Advice
The Everything Guide To Bras
Giving a woman a pedicure
Sex Tips for “Married Old Guys” – How to Keep Your Sex Life Hot, Even Without Erections!
Ten Things I’ve Learned abut Sex #3: Leave Your Clothing on a Pile

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
Different Level of Consciousness
Intimacy
Jodie Foster, a lesbian
Loved endlessly…
Non-anniversary, uncelebration
Unwanted sexual experiences from a new angle; Men have needs too!
Where Do I Come (In)?

Sex & Politics
Strippers and libertarianism

BDSM & Fetish
Dinner and a Menage’ a Trois
Dominating her, er again part2
A Little Restraint
More from my last visit (pt. 2)
My First Erotic Awakening Massage
One Hell Of First Date
Thoughts…
V is for Vicious Ardor

Sex Work
Whip Me, Beat Me — And Call It Girlfriend Experience

Sex News, Reviews & Interviews
Featured Design: Pro-Porn
Fuck The Cheerleader, Fuck The World. (Hogtied.com, Forced Orgasms, Cheerleader)
Gift Guide #2
Intern Sex Toy Review – Saturn Cockring
Interview with Greta Christina about hiring a professional submissive
Pinky & Jade at Pinkys House (Inside Dacia’s Dirty Mind)

Erotic Writing and Experiences
Catalina loves Turning 36
Christmas Tree HNT
Fingers
Foreplay
I Speak Roughly, Part 2: RBU
It’s
The Kiss: All Through The Night.
The Limitations of Terminology
Patience Rewarded
The Shower – Part One
Trying on Shoes (a fantasy)
Women Dancing

Sex Poetry
While sleeping

NSFW Pics & Videos
Danni’s Friends in Daring Nude Galleries
Janelle Elson – Stairway To Janelle
Pornsaint Niya Yu

Sex Humor
Brunch Stories 2-The Strange Folks On Craigslist
Condom Use