Ouch.

Not every Bride is the most stunning woman at her own wedding.

This is why I always try and smell like sex.

Most women have had the mysterious experience of being turned on by a partner’s smell. A friend of mine once told me her ex-boyfriend’s scent made her feel “safe and drawn to him,” and that his smell was so distinct and attractive that even after a sweaty workout, she found him appealing. “The more exercise, the better.”

Though personality and looks definitely play a part in initial attraction, smell may play a larger role than we suspect. That inexplicable “chemistry” you feel with someone who may not fit your normal dating profile? It could be a subconscious scent drawing you to him or her.

Studies have found that how a person smells gives us clues to their genetic make-up, and thus, their potential to be a compatible mate. On a subconscious level, decoding a scent gives us a powerful tool to ensure our kids will be healthy, and our orgasms will be plentiful.

I’m not convinced to be honest… The only sexual function of noses that I can think of is Japaneses Nasal Bondage.

Source: Divine Caroline

Porn on your cellphone? What a novel idea!

Unlike in Europe, mobile porn has yet to take off in North America as carriers have been afraid of offending political and religious groups and parents concerned about children being exposed to adult content.

That may change this year as phone companies plan to loosen control on their networks to allow a wider variety of gadgets and services, while introducing new tools to shield minors. More advanced phones with better Web browsers like Apple Inc’s iPhone also offer higher quality pictures and video.

“It will be impossible to stop the adult business exploitation of mobile entertainment,” said Gregory Piccionelli, a lawyer specializing in adult entertainment at law firm Piccionelli & Sarno.

Mobile.HotMovies.Com; in case you want to get a jump start.

Source: Reuters

COED Magazine Presents 19 emerging hotties of 2008.

Meanwhile, Ask men has a list of 99.

Have fun at Carnival, everyone.

Turns out HotMovies has the Smurf Porn that made the rounds yesterday.

The movie is called Fetiches and the randy blue squirts from belgium aren’t the only fantasy figures getting it on. They aren’t even the only actors in full body paint.

From the word smiths in Descriptions:

This hot fantasy flick is definitely one of a kind! Sit down, because what you’re about to see is pretty shocking and will probably ruin your childhood! See a 5-Some with Santa, his Reindeer (costumes) and a pair of blond elves! See the Smurfs fuck the shit out of Smurfette! Watch colonialists fuck Pocahontas! And finally feast your eyes on the Jolly Green Giant get double teamed by 2 sprouts!

Don’t take our word for it. HotMoviesForHer has a review.

In the last scene of this peculiar movie, you’ll see Smurfette get smurfed by Papa and two other unnamed blue dudes (I’m guessing Vanity is not in on the action). Let me tell you, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a guy who’s painted blue, whistling a cartoon theme song, and getting a hummer.

A life time free to HotMovies for the first person who finds transformer porn of Optimus and Bumblebee DPing a Go-Bot while they hum the theme to the 1986 movie; You’ve got the Power.

(Which is coincidentally already a classic porn theme.)

Turns out HotMovies has the Smurf Porn that made the rounds yesterday.

The movie is called Fetiches and the randy blue squirts from belgium aren’t the only fantasy figures getting it on. They aren’t even the only actors in full body paint.

From the word smiths in Descriptions:

This hot fantasy flick is definitely one of a kind! Sit down, because what you’re about to see is pretty shocking and will probably ruin your childhood! See a 5-Some with Santa, his Reindeer (costumes) and a pair of blond elves! See the Smurfs fuck the shit out of Smurfette! Watch colonialists fuck Pocahontas! And finally feast your eyes on the Jolly Green Giant get double teamed by 2 sprouts!

Don’t take our word for it. HotMoviesForHer has a review.

In the last scene of this peculiar movie, you’ll see Smurfette get smurfed by Papa and two other unnamed blue dudes (I’m guessing Vanity is not in on the action). Let me tell you, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a guy who’s painted blue, whistling a cartoon theme song, and getting a hummer.

A life time free to HotMovies for the first person who finds transformer porn of Optimus and Bumblebee DPing a Go-Bot while they hum the theme to the 1986 movie; You’ve got the Power.

(Which is coincidentally already a classic porn theme.)

Turns out HotMovies has the Smurf Porn that made the rounds yesterday.

The movie is called Fetiches and the randy blue squirts from belgium aren’t the only fantasy figures getting it on. They aren’t even the only actors in full body paint.

From the word smiths in Descriptions:

This hot fantasy flick is definitely one of a kind! Sit down, because what you’re about to see is pretty shocking and will probably ruin your childhood! See a 5-Some with Santa, his Reindeer (costumes) and a pair of blond elves! See the Smurfs fuck the shit out of Smurfette! Watch colonialists fuck Pocahontas! And finally feast your eyes on the Jolly Green Giant get double teamed by 2 sprouts!

Don’t take our word for it. HotMoviesForHer has a review.

In the last scene of this peculiar movie, you’ll see Smurfette get smurfed by Papa and two other unnamed blue dudes (I’m guessing Vanity is not in on the action). Let me tell you, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a guy who’s painted blue, whistling a cartoon theme song, and getting a hummer.

A life time free to HotMovies for the first person who finds transformer porn of Optimus and Bumblebee DPing a Go-Bot while they hum the theme to the 1986 movie; You’ve got the Power.

(Which is coincidentally already a classic porn theme.)

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GameGirl scours the internet for game console inspired pin up art.

There’s an unsettling subtext to all of this; these cartoon chicks are wearing outfits with buttons and directional pads all over them. I get a real creepy vibe from a few but I’m a sucker for those big, round eyes.