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Twelve Reasons a Movie Should Never be a First Date

“12. You can’t pay attention to the movie

Dates are pretty goddamned stressful experiences. You’re constantly trying to figure out how to act, what to say, where to put your arms, and if and when it’s okay to try and kiss her. They’re absurdly complex, needlessly aggravating social constructs that cause many to go into nervous breakdowns.

In other words, they’re not terribly conducive to a true movie-watching environment. You can’t pay attention to things like character arcs or symbolism when you’re too busy worrying about whether putting your hand on hers would be too forward at this point in the date, or if sticking your penis into the popcorn tub will either be a hilarious joke or just burn really badly.”

I have one great reason why you shouldn’t take a chick to the movies on a first date, because you should be too busy in bed fucking to make it.

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Eleven Sex Festivals You Must Attend

“7. Nudes-A-Poppinâ€™ Pageant
Ponderosa Sun Club, Roselawn, Indiana – July & August
Before we tell you about the pageant, a word on the venue. Ponderosa Sun Club is a nudist resort spread over 88 acres. Meaning 88 acres filled with people who are supposed to have no clothes on. Normally itâ€™s a family oriented place but it transforms itself into an adults-only facility for the duration of the pageant where contestants compete in the nude for a variety of titles. Need we say more? On the hindsight, you probably will not be treated to a striptease. Well, there are no clothes to strip.

Whatâ€™s special?
The group photo of the contestants will leave you rubbing your eyes in disbelief. A number of naked women in a single frame – now thatâ€™s what unforgettable photographic moments are made of.”

This year the one and only Ron Jeremy will be there. You know it’s going to be a great time when a colony of nudists and Ron Jeremy put on an event.

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Britney Spears Has A Hairy Hole

It appears as though Britney is either too lazy to shave/get a wax or she’s going for the au natural 70′s style. Either way, some people may find that sort of thing hot.

AND, if you do check out Hairy Holes after you see the rest of the Hairy Hole pictures of Britney Spears.

Source: Egotastic

Brothel Gives Out Gas Cards

The owners over at Shady Lady Ranch in Nevada are offering a special discount this month [or until supplies run out] to keep their customers coming. The brothel is offering gas gift cards depending how much you spend:

$50 Gas Card for $300 worth of service.
$100 Gas Card for $500 worth of service.
$150 Gas Card for $800 worth of service.

However, like I mentioned before, you better hurry in because the offer only lasts until the supplies run out.

OH, and be sure to check out the ladies at Shady Lady Ranch because they are top notch.

Source: Fleshbot

HotMovies Gymnastics Week

There’s absolutely nothing better than watching a hot slut work out! After a nice, hard, sweaty day at the gym, these sluts are horny as hell and ready to fuck. They know that giving epic blowjobs is a great way to burn calories, just as they know how rich in protein sperm is!

Gymnastikstunde is a hot as hell movie and be sure to check out the Free Gallery

Rent A Dildo

It’s the Netflix concept, but with sex toys. Too bad you could just go to SexToys.com and pay the same price and not have to worry about getting the Herp.

Women Prefer Men with Stubble for Love, Sex and Marriage

Psychologists at Northumbria University found that men with stubble were the most attractive to the 76 women tested. Men with beards came in last place and were judged to be 5 years older than they actually were.

“In desirability for a short-term relationship, a female preference for male faces with stubble or light beard was found, with clean-shaven and fully bearded faces being the least preferred. This indicates that females are not selecting faces displaying relatively high or low masculinity, but are rather preferring males who are clearly mature – post-pubertal – but not too masculinised. The same pattern was found for preferences for a long-term relationship.”

The study also showed that the more facial hair a man had, the more aggressive he appeared. So guys with beards were perceived to be very aggressive, and men that are clean-shaven were not perceived as aggressive at all.

Women won’t like the five o’clock shadow so much when they wake up with beard burn in between their legs.

Source: Telegraph

Dimitri The Stud

Take a few tips from this dude and you’re sure to get the ladies.

Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard Are At It Again

It looks like your favorite slutty models Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard are topless and at ~~each other~~ it again.

See the rest of the photos at Egotastic

Star Of The Week

Brigitte Lahaie may be the brightest star to have ever shined in the French world of erotic cinema. She was hot in the 70′s and we think shes still hot. Check out this free gallery and these other movies.