The Nominees for the the 2009 AVN awards have been released and I’ve made my decisions and I’m sharing them with you.. whether you like it or not.
(Keep in mind that I narrowed the categories down to 13 out of the fucking MILLION that are awarded) Here are the first 8:

Best Male Actor:
Dino Bravo. He did a pretty good job in the Hustler flick Gov Love: The Eliot Splitz-Her Story.

Best Female Actress:
Bree Olson who lately is best known for her Roller Dollz performance.

Best All Girl Release:
Girl Train is the super awesome film with all girl 3-somes in all 5 scenes. Starring Belladonna, Joanna Angel and Sasha Grey to name a few.

Best All-Sex Release:
Alexis Texas Is Buttwoman

Best Alternative Release:
Real Adventures 107.

Find out the rest of my 2009 AVN Picks! Read the rest of this entry »

Just a stones throw away, a New Jersey cafeteria lady narrowly escaped being fired from her job because of her previous career. Apparently Louisa Tuck of Vineland, New Jersey used to dabble in porn, and I’m not sure why it took school officials so long to figure it out when she’s walking around with watermelons on her chest.

Anyway, Louisa Tuck performed under the name Crystal Gunns and she even performed along the likes of the crazy Ava Devine.

Apparently the New Jersey school officials were trying to find a way to fire Crystal Gunns, but lucky for the elementary school children, there was so reason to fire her because porn is a “constitutional privilege of free expression.”

There ya have it folks!

Check out Crystal Gunns here:

Thanks to the hook up provided by Eden Fantasys- a Sex Toy Store I interviewed Morgan Dayne recently. Morgan Dayne is surprisingly candid about her job and unfortunately for us, look at it as just that.. a job! Although, she does redeem herself when she tells us how submissive she is and her advice to women is to “do whatever your husband wants.”

Her first movie, Deviant, directed by Cezar Capone has received rave reviews and seriously, what more do you need when you already have Cezar Capone and Morgan Dayne?

Unfortunately Morgan Dayne is another star that is alcohol and drug free. I should really stop insinuating that’s a bad thing, just because it takes a toll on my interview.

Want more of Morgan Dayne? Join the club and watch these movies:

Want to see picture of Morgan Dayne gettin’ down and dirty with stars like Alexis Texas, Joanna Angel and Hillary Scott at the after party that night? Read the rest of this entry »

I’m not in a good mood today and this cold weather is pissing me off. I wish I was lounging on the beach somewhere typing this from a laptop. And I have a funny feeling that a lot of you feel the same way.

Two other people that feel the same way are Morgan Mae and Spock Buckton from Popporn. They recently “reviewed” (I’m using that term loosely) Shane’s World Surfer Girls 2, Starring the awesome and crazy Casey Parker who I Interviewed not too long ago. Watch Popporns “review”:

Well if talking about sharks, handjobs and surf boards didn’t get you in the mood for some summer lovin’, check these flicks out. While you’re doing that, I’m going to find a way to head south real soon:

Kristina Rose is super fucking cute and you just want to take her home with you and play all day and night. It’s refreshing to know that she can be so cute, yet so nasty at the same time :)

1. How’d you pick your stage name?
I took the two famous actresses that people have always said I looked like and stole their first names. Christina Ricci and Rose McGowan.

2. First film?
The first scene I shot was for Reality Kings and their First Time Audition series.

3. Gonzo or Big Budget?
Gonzo!!! I’m a total gonzo girl. Don’t get me wrong. I love doing the feature stuff too. I just prefer the gonzo style and look. Actually the only kind of porn I watch is gonzo.

4. If you could make a porn with anyone in history, male or female, who would it be and why?
Wow. That’s a big question. Well, off the top of my head I’m gonna have to go for Alexander Hamilton. Ever since I was a little girl I always thought he was hot and even now whenever I get my grubby little hands on a ten dollar bill I still think, “Fuck he’s hot”.

Find out what Kristina Rose wants to do with Alexander Hamilton: Read the rest of this entry »

Ron Jeremy was on the Judge Jeanine Pirro show yesterday afternoon, and it was pretty entertaining!

Ron Jeremy was on the show to help out the owner of the Ponderosa Sun Club who is suing porn star Nikki Nine for breach of contract.

You see, Nikki Nine has won the annual Nudes-A-Poppin competition a few times and was asked to host it this year. Apparently Nikki Nine was so nervous about hosting that she got too drunk and was unable to show. Much to all of our surprise, Nikki Nine apparently has a lot of fans; and they were upset about her not showing and wanted their money back.

I certainly hope Ron Jeremy got paid since it sort of turned into an impromptu interview.

Here’s an interview with Alexa Jordan that our Intern John was lucky enough to score.

She said the one person in the industry she’d love to fuck work with is none other than Ron Jeremy. She tried to be sneaky and turn the question around on Intern John which he replied with “If I were gay, yes, I’d want to fuck Ron Jeremy“. I’m glad to see they’re on the same page.

Check out these hot videos from Alexa Jordan:

Thanks to the hook up provided by Eden Fantasys- a Sex Toy Store I interviewed Hillary Scott recently. Hillary Scott is a super straight forward kind of girl and I really dig that. She spoke very candidly about anal sex and incorporates that into advice she gives sexually active women- “Just have more anal sex.”

Her latest movie coming out with a ton of buzz surrounding it is ICON, the flick by SexZ Pictures and director Eli Cross.

I was super relieved when Hillary Scott told me she drank Kettle One, especially after my last interview with Asa Akira [the non drinker whose interview was abruptly ended because I was shocked].

Want more of Hillary Scott? Join the club and watch these movies:

-PBR Princess

PBR Princess is a twenty something living it up in this crazy city called Philadelphia. She gets into as much trouble as possible and somehow makes it home safely at night and into work too fucking early.

Hustler Casting Call!

(Beverly Hills, CA) Hustler is calling all ladies who are interested in modeling for Hustler Magazine or starring in Hustler’s video productions to attend a casting call at Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club in Westminster, California. Hustler’s talent coordinator will be present to be the judge of all those interested sexy ladies in attendance.

Female models (21 and over*) are invited to show up between 2 p.m. and 11 p.m. on November 20 at Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club. Please do not forget to bring your valid photo ID, and don’t miss your chance to be the next fresh face for Hustler.

As an extra bonus, there will be a dance contest starting at 9 p.m. for the chance to win $2,000 worth of prizes!!

Do you have what it takes to work for Hustler? Don’t miss your chance to find out next Thursday, November 20, in Westminster! We look forward to seeing you there!

When: Thursday, November 20, 2008

Where: Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club
7000 Garden Grove Blvd.
Westminster, CA 92683
Phone: 714-891-1430

Time: 2 p.m. – 11 p.m.

Contact: Jennifer at Talent@lfp.com
323-651-5400 x7109
*Models between 18 and 20, please feel free to call or e-mail for an interview.

Tyra Banks thinks she’s the end all be all of chastity.. but bottom line, the women has gotten naked in front of the camera plenty of times- for money.

One of her recent episodes was about women in the sex industry ranking each other based on what part of the industry they were in. The criteria was that the ranking had to be based on that of a small town, Mayor being the highest and Custodian being the lowest.

There were women from all different aspects of the industry- from centerfold, escort, legal prostitute to porn star. And I’m happy to say that Sinnamon Love was the porn star to appear on the show. I almost thought Sasha Grey would make an appearance, but then I remembered her last Tyra experience and realized if those two were in a room again, someone was hitting the ground.

It was ultimately decided that the porn star, Sinnamon Love was elected the Mayor because she made sex into a lucrative career.

Tyra was then completely flabbergasted that Sinnamon Love has 3 children that are old enough to know what their mother does for a living. She was even more shocked to know that Sinnamon Love‘s mother is a minister, asking “Are you still in the rebellion phase?” Idiot.

If you’d like to see more of Sinnamon Love check these out:

Of course, make sure you don’t get Don Holmes confused with the well endowed John Holmes.

If you ARE looking to see more from John Holmes check these out:

TLARAW.COM ANNOUNCES HOLIDAY SEXPLOITATION MADNESS!
The gift-giving season starts off swell with three special entertainment surprises.

While the country sits on its hands and waits for the government to decide on economic stimulus packages, tax credits, or financial bailouts, TLA raw.com is boldly giving back to its rabid and ribald loyal customers. TLAraw.com announces a Free Gift offer that is now live on the film giant’s website. The Holiday Sexploitation Madness offer gives every customer the option of selecting one of three sexploitation DVDs as a Free Gift with any purchase of $75 or more.

The three fantastic sexploitation options are:

Pervert! – The outrageously campy sexploitation horror starring the one and only Mary Carey!

The Girl Who Shagged Me – A shagadelic spoof of the Austin Powers movies starring sexploitation superstars Misty Mundae, AJ Khan, Anoushka and many, many more!

Swedish Wildcats – A classic 1972 sexploitation from master of the genre Joe Sarno that details the raunchy goings on at a naughty cabaret/sex club.

“We are pleased to be partnering with Seduction Cinema and TLA Releasing to offer our customers these great gifts,” said TLAraw.com Managing Editor Dan Reed. “Pervert is funny and features Mary Carey topless more times than I could count. Anytime Misty Mundae is in anything it’s going to be hot, and The Spy Who Shagged Me proves that. Swedish Wildcats is from director Joe Sarno, one of the most important sexploitation directors of the ‘70s. No matter which title our customers choose as their gift, they’re in for a real treat.”

Brady Bunch Fans Rejoice: Not the Bradys XXX Has New Blockbuster Sequel

(Hollywood, CA) Brady Bunch fans have a reason to celebrate as the long awaited sequel to the best-selling porn comedy Not the Bradys XXX is due to arrive in stores November 18th from X-Play/Hustler Video.

Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia! features Teagan Presley in the starring role of Marcia and packs eight sex scenes and over five total hours of footage on a hilarious DVD that is destined to reach the top of the charts.

“I know fans are going to love this new movie as much or more than the first one because it has everything that Brady Bunch and Not the Bradys XXX lovers want to see,” stated co-producer Jeff Mullen of X-Play. “It is funny as hell.”

“We’ve been getting requests for this new Brady movie for six months now and it’s going to be one of the biggest titles we’ve every released,” stated Hustler director of sales David Diamond.

Not the Bradys XXX is the type of series that comes along once in a very long time and director Will Ryder and the guys at X-Play are proven hit-makers and America wants this movie. I know that sounds like hype but its true,” stated Hustler creative director Drew Rosenfeld. “This is a fun movie and it will fly off store shelves.”

A parody of the popular Brady Bunch television show, the sequel shows that Marcia will do anything to meet pop idol Danny Jones but things turn sticky when TeenPop Magazine informs her parents she sent the rock star a dirty letter and her panties in the mail. Marcia gets grounded & fears her life is ruined before Danny pays a visit to her school and comes to her rescue. Wild BJs, nasty pussy eating, multiple 3-ways and crazy banging make this one hell of a hilarious XXX spoof of the classic 1970s TV show.

The movie gloriously returns most of the original cast as Alana Evans is back as suburban housewife Carol and Mike Horner returns as straight-laced dad Mike. Aurora Snow returns as Jan, Kacey Jordan is Cindy, Kris Slater plays Greg, James Deen returns as Peter and Mikey Butders once again plays Bobby. The legend Ron Jeremy returns as Sam the Butcher and Lynn LeMay perfectly reprises her role as Alice the made.

Rounding out the all-star cast is Gina Lynn, Alexis Love, Sienna West, Emma Heart, Mya Gates with funny man Lu Bricate’ as the perverted plumber and Evan Stone as pop star Danny Jones.

“I loved making this Not the Bradys XXX movie. It was so much fun being on set and because it is such a big movie I can’t wait to see it. Everybody’s been asking me about it,” said Teagan.

Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia! will be in stores everywhere November 18th from X-Play/Hustler Video.

Come out to Jaguars located at 12325 Calloway Cemetery Road November 13 – 15th, 2008 for this extraordinary 3 night event for the first time ever in Ft. Worth, TX!

You can always check out Super Star Strippers on HotMovies.com

HotMovies.com and Paradise Visuals are teaming up to exclusively bring you John Wayne Bobbit’s Uncut & Frankenpenis.

Philadelphia, PA – HotMovies.com, Video on Demand legend, and Paradise Visuals are teaming up to exclusively bring you John Wayne Bobbitt’s Uncut & Frankenpenis. The 30 day exclusive engagement comes in support of his Celebrity Boxing match against the Rev. Bob Levy from the Howard Stern Show.

John Wayne Bobbitt was the man whose wife cut his penis off while he slept in the early 90’s. Fortunately for John, the penis was discovered by police and eventually reattached by surgeons.

In 1994 John Wayne Bobbitt made his porn debut. Uncut was directed by Ron Jeremy and features cameos from Motley Crue front man, Vince Neil and Heavy Metal icon Lemmy of Motorhead.

The movie went on to win multiple AVN Awards; Uncut remains one of the best selling adult movies of all time.

Looking to build on the success of his first porn, John Wayne Bobbitt underwent a controversial procedure to enlarge his penis. This highly publicized stunt led to the sequel Frankenpenis which featured an early performance from Tabitha Stevens and included a cameo from Law and Order SVU star and legendary rapper ICE T.

“We’re excited to bring these modern classics to HotMovies.com,” says director of marketing and development James Cybert. “John Wayne Bobbitt’s mangled member is well worth the price of admission.”

Paradise VisualsJohn Wayne Bobbitt: Uncut and Frankenpenis will be available exclusively through the VOD giant for thirty days leading up to the December 15th bout.

Bob Levy’s an old HotMovies.com friend and contributor. That being said; he’s an unrepentant killer and notorious dirty fighter. The Rev is gonna take him apart,” says director of marketing and development James Cybert. “I just hope Bobbit doesn’t lose any more body parts.”

“I don’t know how many people have seen him lately, but John is a monster these days,” Green told AVN. “He’s going to kill Bob Levy, which is funny because Bob Levy was in our AEE booth taking pictures with John last year. Who knew they’d end up fighting?”

John Wayne Bobbitt: Uncut won AVN Awards for Top-Selling and Top-Renting Release in 1995. Paradise Visuals‘ release marks the first time Uncut and Frankenpenis have been available on demand.