My friend Mark sent this to me today. Thought I would share…
I’m not sure which came first, the chicken or the egg; Sarah Gardiner or Tricia L.
You see, Sarah Gardiner used to be the keyboardist for an Australian Pop Group called Operator Please, and apparently she was also a nude model for AbbyWinters and went/goes by the name Tricia L. I’m pretty sure she did this after her failing pop career because according to the date on the photoset it happened around January 15, 2009.
Yesterday was Alexis Texas‘ Birthday and even though I’m a day late, I still hope she had an awesome day. I had a great time when I interviewed her a few months ago; and hopefully last night she had a lot of her favorite drink- GreyGoose and Cranberry!
Here’s a video of her showing off all of her assets:
Let’s all wish Alexis Texas a very Happy Birthday, and we should do that by watching her get fucked:
This weeks interview is with Jessica Drake thanks to Eden Fantasys- a Sex Toy Store.
Jessica Drake is by far one of the nicest and most sincere members of the Adult Industry and after watching this interview you’ll definitely see why I say that. She’s so engaging in conversation and certainly isn’t afraid to get down and dirty right after saying the sweetest thing ever. She’s all about supporting her fellow stars like Sunny Lane (who we also love!).
Jessica Drake also mentioned she loves Mojitos and Dirty Martini’s. Later that night I did see her and we had a drink together; she told me she was only 3 drinks deep and I told her she needed to hurry up!
Check out more from Jessica Drake:
PETA is always on the forefront of controversy and frankly, it’s how they survive. Meat eaters wouldn’t know half of what they know about PETA if it weren’t for their sad or racy commercials that we find on the internet.
This commercial in particular was submitted to NBC to be aired during the SuperBowl on Sunday, and they rejected it because it was too racy. I can understand why they think it’s too racy, but hey, it happens all the time. Women around the world use vegetables for sexual pleasure; HELLO cucumbers, zucchini, bananas! Oh my! (Not that I would know anything about that).
Anyway, enjoy:
And I hate to say ‘I told you so’, but here are some girls fucking vegetables:
In a recent Australian Study; it has been determined that drinking seems to actually help dudes get it up in the sack. We’ve always thought that alcohol would cause ‘liquor dick’; which from personal experience it certainly can, but that’s only under extreme circumstances (ie: extreme binge drinking).
Apparently this study tested over 1500 males, some moderate drinkers, some heavy, and some that don’t drink at all. They found that males who were moderate to heavy drinkers actually had less trouble getting hard then the males who were completely sober. These results are definitely interesting but they certainly aren’t mind blowing. I think it’s common sense that when alcohol is consumed you tend to get pretty damn horny and your inhibitions are certainly lower; therefor leading to an ease in sexual relations.
So, let’s all watch some drinking induced porn and after work go out and get drunk and fuck!
Joanna Angel and Ron Jeremy were signing at the HotMovies Booth at the 2009 AEE Las Vegas Show a few weeks ago. They were a huge hit and at any given time there was atleast a 10 minute wait to see them.
Fans also got extremely lucky with Joanna Angel Protege, Jessie Lee arrived and hung out for a bit. She even gave us a little taste of that sexy body of hers. Oh, and she demonstrated her love for tits too. Grrr!
(Pictures: MensFantasies.com)
Tyra, being the amazing talk show host that she is decided to take on the porn industry once again. This time she had gay for pay porn stars on and obviously felt the need to make them feel stupid and completely bad about themselves for being straight, yet having sex with dudes for money.
She asked this particular guy, Kurt, how he was able to perform and get aroused for dudes if he was straight. He answered that he gets aroused thinking about the fact that his fans are going to appreciate what he’s doing, and Tyra replied saying that if his fans are gay men that are getting aroused, he would be gay for getting a boner to that.
Tyra is clearly missing the point that in some circumstances porn is porn, and that’s it. Another thing she never brought up is that no one questions the sexuality of women porn stars that only do girl girl scenes.
This weeks interview is with Tom Byron and Craig Valentine; thanks to Eden Fantasys- a Sex Toy Store.
I have to admit that I was a little intimidated when the two of them walked in the room together, but I eventually got comfortable and was able to man up and do the interview. I can’t imagine how a chick in the industry would feel about having those two walk in a room to do more than just get interviewed.
The two of them together made for a really funny interview and I appreciate Tom Byron trying to include me in the ‘legend’ category in the Adult Industry. It was also really nice that they mentioned Sunny Lane when I asked who their favorite porn star was. She’s amazingly sexy and sweet!
I think we should all watch some Tom Byron and Craig Valentine porn now:
For over 10 years the United States Department of Justice has been trying to prove that a federal anti-porn law targeting sexually explicit web sites was constitutional. And finally, the Supreme Court has once and for all silenced them and we are free to move about the porno web.
Federal prosecutors realized that focusing on child pornography and obscenity laws was a better use of their time, and our dollars.
Let’s keep police, detectives, private investigators and any other law enforcement out of porn. Unless of course they’re IN the porn:
Well Folks, it’s officially official that Barack Obama is our 44th President and I couldn’t be happier. Of course we have to celebrate this monumental occasion and obviously we’re going to do that with porn. ‘Lots and ‘lots of porn!
Obama is the product of an interracial marriage, so we’re going to focus on interracial porn.
Enjoy my fellow Americans:
Kelli McCarty was Miss USA in 1991 and apparently she wanted more than her 1 year of Cummunity outreach. She has decided to get into the Adult Entertainment Industry and I couldn’t be any happier.
We need more women like Kelli; she’s smart, intelligent, selfless, beautiful, and loves the cock. She’s definitely going to smear the bad wrap that most women in the industry have made for themselves.
Kelli is one of the newest Vivid Girls, and she just wrapped up filming for “Flawless”.. I sure can’t wait to see her in action.
Look at some more beauty queens gettin’ a little down and dirty:
Today we are celebrating Martin Luther King Jr.’s birthday, even though it was actually January 15th. I’m okay with celebrating MLK’s birthday a few days late so it could coincide with the Obama inauguration, and I have a good feeling that MLK wouldn’t mind either.
We aren’t exactly traditionalists here at HotMovies.com, so I’d like to celebrate MLK’s birthday by watching birthday porn. What better way to make yourself feel better about being one year older than to get fucked? Or watch people get fucked?
Anyway, Happy Birthday Martin Luther King Jr!
Enjoy:
With all of this talk about baby making, pregnant woman and the love of life; my mind started to drift towards Big Breasts. I mean, they’re a natural part of sex, baby making, and then well, sustaining life.
It seems to me that breasts, and more importantly today, Big Breasts are a pretty big deal.
Head over to BigBreasts.com, or just see if any of these three movies tickles your pickle:
Bush, in one of his last attempts at trying to be God, has declared this Sunday January 18, 2008 National ‘Sanctity of Human Life Day.’ Great.
“All human life is a gift from our creator that is sacred, unique and worthy of protection. On National Sanctity of Human Life Day, our country recognizes that each person, including every person waiting to be born, has a special place and purpose in this world,” says soon to be ex President Bush.
He’s dumb, but to fulfill my duty as an American, here is me recognizing that human life is great.
Enjoy some Prego Porn:
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