The psycho Octo-Semi MILF (Nadya Suleman) has been offered about 1 Million bones and health insurance from Vivid in exchange for her starring in a film.

I’m worried that Vivid is wasting their time asking her to do this. Is she even sexually active? Is she attracted to men or women? I mean, all 14 of her children were artificially inseminated, not actually implanted by a dick.

I guess we’ll just have to wait to find the verdict.

While you’re waiting, read the press release from Vivid.

VIVID ENTERTAINMENT OFFERS MOTHER OF OCTUPLETS UP TO $1-MILLION PLUS HEALTH INSURANCE TO MAKE A MOVIE

LOS ANGELES – (February 25, 2009) – Nadya Suleman, the controversial mom who made history after giving birth to octuplets, is being offered a deal of up to $1-million plus a year of health insurance for her family to make a movie with Vivid Entertainment, the world’s leading adult film company.

“Nadya obviously needs income to assure that her children are secure so we are offering her up to $1-million to act in one movie,” said Steven Hirsch co-chairman of Vivid. “We’ve had many single mothers work with us over the years and their income from Vivid has been very important to them. We would schedule production so that the movie could be shot in less than one week.”

According to recent reports Nadya’s PR agency has stopped representing her, a book agent decided not to handle her story and she’s being derided by ordinary citizens who say that taxpayers will wind up paying her hospital tab and future expenses.

“There is a tremendous amount of interest in Nadya and we can help her capitalize on that interest and put some real cash in her bank account,” said Mr. Hirsch. As with our Vivid Girls, she would have her choice of partners, including ‘Octodad.’”

Mr. Hirsch said a movie staring Nadya would be distributed under the Vivid-Celeb imprint. Vivid-Celeb has released titles starring Pamela Anderson, Kim Kardashian and most recently, former Miss USA Kelli McCarty, who chose the studio to make her transition from NBC daytime star to hardcore porn star with “Faithless,” which has become a top seller since its debut on February 4th.”

Below is an exclusive interview HotMovies.com was able to get with the one and only hedgehog girls would/could legally bang: Mr. Ron Jeremy

oh, and yes, that’s Ron Jeremy with T-Pain.

Today is Steven St. Croix birthday and I’m actually pretty excited about it. Maybe I’m excited because I like my men tall, dark and handsome.. somewhat weathered looking and with a big ol’ dong.

Now I’m getting myself all hot and bothered thinking about his wang, so I’m going to watch him fuck a lot. Care to join me?!

Last night was the Oscar’s and even though I didn’t watch them (why watch when I get all the pictures and full lists online the next day?), we’re still going to celebrate them today.

Let’s watch some porn:

This Porn flow chart is not only really fucking funny, but it’s also really fucking accurate:


(Courtesy of: HolyTaco.com)

SAN FRANCISCO, CA, February 17, 2009 – The adult Internet’s popular VOD company HotMovies.com has signed on to be a Corporate Sponsor of Cybernet Expo, which returns to San Francisco this June.

“We’re excited to sponsor the 2009 Cybernet Expo,” says Monica Jean, Marketing Department Manager for HotMovies.com. “Cybernet has always stood out to us for the people and companies it attracts and its business focus. The intimate atmosphere of the show is great for building strong relationships within the industry. Having the show in San Francisco is great, it’s an awesome city and home to many companies who are fantastic hosts.” Cybernet Expo, now in it’s 12th year, will return to the Golden Gateway Hotel in San Francisco, California, from June 25th – 27th.

The show is designed specifically for the adult Internet business and will focus exclusively on Internet distribution of adult content. The schedule of workshops and seminars will be announced by YNOT later this year, as will key parties and events.

For more information about available sponsorship, please visit the website at http://www.cybernetexpo.com/. Discounted “early bird” registration is set to open later in the month.

MrSkin.com just released the list of his annual Anatomy Award winners for the 10th year. They’re actually not half bad at choosing who has the best bodies/talents in mainstream Hollywood. Here are the winners:

1. Best Porn Star Gone Hollywood
Winner:
Katie Morgan in Zack and Miri Make a Porno

2. Best TV Show
Winner:
True Blood

3. Best Oscar-Nominated Nudity
Winner:
Marisa Tomei in The Wrestler

4. Best Boobs
Winner:
Asia Argento in The Last Mistress, Boarding Gate & Mother of Tears

5. Best Butt
Winner:
Anna Faris in The House Bunny

6. Best First-Time Nude Scene
Winner:
Lizzy Caplan on True Blood

7. Best Lesbian Scene
Winner:
Alicia Leigh Willis & Katherine Moennig on The L Word

8. Breast Picture
Winner:
Sex & Death 101
(Images: MrSkin.com)

You can read the rest of the winners at MrSkin.com

At long last, the work of heralded European director John Thompson will be available online in America, thanks to one of the industry’s biggest names.

Fresh off its special XBiz award for Global Branding, HotMovies.com, the most widely known name in adult Internet pay per minute, announced this week a long-awaited new partnership with Eurorevenue to bring Thompson’s special brand of eurosmut to its users.

“We couldn’t be happier,” said HotMovies director of business development James Cybert. “The demand for these movies is obviously incredibly high. It’s been a top priority for many years to form this relationship and we are positive our users will get off time and again watching these crazy hot titles.”

Thompson’s indelible dirty work includes several studio lines, including John Thompson Productions and the verboten-in-America 666. HotMovies users will enjoy the popular GGG series – well-known to bukakke lovers everywhere – as the site will begin by rolling out 100 titles from that line over the next several months.

Following a fortuitous meeting in Amsterdam between HotMovies representatives and Joe Holm of Eurorevenue, the two companies agreed to a special licensing arrangement that will ultimately bring hundreds of Thompson’s movies to HotMovies for years to come. Holm’s company enjoys the exclusive right to negotiate all online distribution deals for Thompson’s incredibly popular content.

“There is an unrelenting demand amongst adult consumers for John Thompson Productions content. Every VOD company knows this, and they have all been courting us for years for the licensing rights,” said Holm. “In HotMovies, we have finally identified a partner we can trust to disseminate this unique brand and movie library safely, securely and, above all else, profitably to an ever-broadening, online consumer-base.”

HotMovies is set to do a special premiere of 20 titles from the Thompson’s library this week, with many more in the days, weeks, months and years to come.

For further information about maximizing Video on Demand for your production studio, contact HotMovies at (800) 611-MOVIE.

Today is Presidents’ Day and even though I’ve never really cared to celebrate or even really observe this Holiday. I did discover an interesting fact about our 14th President Franklin Pierce. Apparently he was arrested because he ran over an old lady, the charges were later dropped but that’s pretty bad ass if you ask me.

Philadelphia, PA- HotMoviesForHer.com, sister site of video-on-demand giant HotMovies.com, proudly announced today that they have partnered with Pink and White Productions to offer their popular Crash Pad Series in a pay-per-minute format for the first time.

Crash Pad Series: Episode 17Creating some of the most exciting and innovative adult entertainment on the market, Pink and White Productions is dedicated to bringing the complexities of alternative sexual desire and blurred gender lines to the screen. The Crash Pad Series follows the steamy world of lesbians, butches, bois, femmes, transfolk and more – giving a firsthand look at what goes on behind closed doors.

“We are dedicated to bringing our viewers the hottest movies out there,” says HotMoviesForHer’s Monica. “Pink and White definitely leads the pack when it comes to beautifully shot, provocatively sexy queer porn and a partnership with them is a perfect fit. We are thrilled to bring their groundbreaking product to the HotMoviesForHer audience.”

Shine Louise Houston, director and owner of Pink and White Productions, agrees with the importance of getting their work out to the masses. “Video-on-demand is a great tool to have in our arsenal. Partnering with HotMoviesForHer allows us to expand our reach and bring the unique images the Crash Pad Series presents to more people,” The Feminist Porn Award recipient states. “There is power in creating images, and for a woman of color and a queer to take that power I don’t find it exploitative; I think it’s necessary.”

The first episodes of Pink and White’s Crash Pad Series are now up and available at HotMoviesforHer.com and HotMovies.com. For more information about partnering with HotMoviesForHer or HotMovies, visit MovieDollars.com or call at 1-800-959-6684.

Philadelphia, PA- HotMovies.com, the most widely branded name in adult Internet Pay-Per-Minute, has teamed up with studio partner PIJ Inc. on a revolutionary project which will stream live porn shoots straight from the set to customers’ home computers.

The first live streams aired on Hotmovies Friday evening, February 6, and Saturday, February 7. The next scheduled shows will be Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, February 11 through February 13, between 1:00 pm and 7:00 pm Pacific each day. The live streams will be on a regular recurring basis thereafter.

“We are really excited to offer this groundbreaking new feature to our customers,” said James Cybert, HotMovies.com director of business development. “We love giving fans what they want and this feed gives them a very intimate and honest look at what goes into the making of a porno.”

With streams running five hours or longer, there is perhaps some added pressure on the producers to keep things action packed and fun for a viewing audience. So far, Cybert said, they have done a stellar job. “I have been watching the feed all day,” he admitted. “I am very impressed with both the quality and entertainment value of the live feed so far.”

The show uses multiple cameras that cut between the on-set action and the production team, with various people from the set also providing a comedic but sexy running commentary. One segment from the first day featured a starlet grabbing the camera and shooting an exchange where she helps her newbie co-star find and engorge her clit.

“That’s the magic of a live feed,” said Cybert. “You never quite know what will happen.”

Listed on HotMovies as Porn Set Live, the feed is the creation of Pete Cash and Louis Deville. “We are bringing our viewer the ultimate interactive experience of what it’s like to be on a porn set,” said Cash. “The filming of a scene is captured and broadcast live from beginning to end, from trying on clothes to the post-coital shower. The main attraction of course is the sex that can be viewed unedited as it’s happening. During down time, a charismatic porn star host takes the fans on a behind the scenes tour, interviewing and playing around with the performers, until every little secret about them is known. With PornSetLive, you are not just watching porn. You are in it.”

The producers and Cybert agreed that another positive aspect of the project is the opportunity to show fans the light-hearted nature of the set and how much fun everyone is having just doing their jobs.

For more info, contact HotMovies.com at (800) 611-MOVIE

This video is about a womens experience when dating a porn star in the ’80s. It’s really funny and clever and apparently it’s a book. I’m seriously thinking about buying it.


We were nominated for a few XBIZ Awards this year and even though we really wanted to win VOD Company of the Year (which went to AEBN), we won Outstanding Achievement in Global Branding!

I’m not totally sure what that means, I’m assuming they are recognizing us for the large amounts of money we spend on advertising and splashing our name over every flat surface we can find, but YAY! We Won!

I’m not even going to be upset that I’m once again a day late in wishing a fabulous porn star a giant Happy Birthday.. Instead, I’m going to embrace this and look at it in a positive way. I’m simply extending their birthday celebrations an extra day, they should be thanking me really.

Anyway, the wonderfully sweet Cherokee D’Ass had a birthday yesterday and I bet she went out and had a crazy ass night on the town. I’m sure she had plenty of dudes (and ladies for that matter) buying her favorite drink Patron XO Cafe to help her celebrate. Cherokee D’Ass told me what her favorite drink was when I interviewed her a few months ago.

To celebrate, let’s watch Cherokee D’Ass get down and dirty shall we?

HotMovies.com has teamed up with studio partner PIJ Inc. on a revolutionary project which will stream live porn shoots straight from the set to customers’ home computers.

The show uses multiple cameras that cut between the on-set action and the production team, with various people from the set also providing a comedic but sexy running commentary. One segment from the first day featured a starlet grabbing the camera and shooting an exchange where she helps her newbie co-star find and engorge her clit.

This show is awesome, and it’s super addicting to watch. It’s reality TV but for the Adult Industry and believe me, you’ll be glued to the screen. It’s really funny and super sexy at the same time.

Next Air dates:
February 11 (Wednesday) between 4:00 pm and 10:00 pm Pacific
February 12 (Thursdsay) between 4:00 pm and 10:00 pm Pacific
February 13 (Friday) between 4:00 pm and 10:00 pm Pacific