Super Bowl Wang Mishap
Tags: Evan Stone, superbowl porn, Wild Cherries 5
So, midway through yesterday’s Super Bowl, Arizona fans already had reason to be “raging”, but for Tuscon residents there was reason for “raging boners“.
It seems that either through a insanely random technical mishap, or through the mischievous workings of a Comcast employee, last night’s game was interrupted for nearly thirty seconds by porn titan Evan Stone’s wang in a 4-g spin.
Comcast claims that it’s technicians have been working through the night to identify the reason for the windmilling-wang display, but as of now, have uncovered nothing.
If it turns out that the whole dickbacle was instigated by an Comcast employee, we’d love to hear from that person, and to give them the mightiest of high-fives.
Here’s a link to the original footage that Tuscon residents had the privilege of seeing.
And here’s a link to Wild Cherries 5 – the full-length porn extravaganza that features Evan’s tail-spinning dong.