Philadelphia, PA – Antigua Pictures is the latest company to take advantage of Internet video on demand to premiere its hottest new title, giving HotMovies.com viewers the rare chance to preview Christy Canyon: The Lost Footage a week before it hits the street on April 7.

Christy Canyon: The Lost FootageThe movie is a four-hour ultimate tit-lover’s fuckfest, jam packed with highlights of the sexy adventures of Christy Canyon, the original queen of big natural breasts. The footage has never been released on DVD in America and promises to be a goldmine for fans of the star, who made hundreds of movies during a career that stretched between the mid-1980s and mid-1990s.

“We are excited to dig into our classic library of content that we have not released here in the United States on DVD,” said Todd Blatt, CEO of Antigua. “HotMovies has been a great working partner. We wanted to give their customers a little something special here, and we absolutely look forward to providing more special titles to them in the future.”

Antigua, one of the oldest and best-known names in Porn Valley, shot Canyon over and over again during her heyday. Primarily known for its incredibly hot starlets doing all kinds of nasty things with other incredibly hot starlets and leading male talent alike, Antigua recently dipped into its archives to find the best rare footage and re-release for a new generation of porn lovers.

“This is an exciting time for our customers,” said HotMovies Director of business development James Cybert. “The relationship with Antigua has always been very strong and we are certainly honored to be their choice as a primary on-demand partner. Our customers always appreciate having the first look at great content, whether it’s new or rare classic footage like this.”

Sales manager David Peskin added that lovers of such footage will be excited by Antigua’s next release as well, another four lost hours of porn’s greatest male hero, Ron Jeremy. “That one’s amazing,” he said. “Look for it to be featured on HotMovies.com and RonJeremy.com in the coming weeks.”

For further information contact HotMovies at (800) 611-MOVIE.

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, Joanna Angel is our favorite Jewish Porn Star.

Proof:

Not that kind of video, a music video, dummy! It’s actually pretty funny and in all seriousness if you suffer from epilepsy, please don’t watch it. I have a headache now. Tommy Gunn shines in the spotlight and really shows off his assets.

Yesterday I was just too lazy busy to write about this; but you would have to live under a rock to not have heard about it already. Jenna Jameson gave birth to twin boys at a Newport Beach hospital yesterday. Jenna Jameson and her boyfriend, UFC champ Tito Ortiz have been dating for 2 years and he is the father (when I typed that sentence, I imagined myself saying it in a very Maury way… “and Tito, you ARE the father”).

I guess all we can hope is that she comes back from being a pencil pusher and starts fucking again. I’m sure we’d give Jenna Jameson a very warm welcome to the MILF category.

Speaking of which:

Last week I posted about the Backseat Film Festival and apparently it was a huge hit on Saturday. They had a special tribute to Adam Rifkin who is a pretty big director and was responsible for the movie Homo Erectus. Ron Jeremy was in the movie Homo Erectus which was screened Saturday night and the Hedgehog was a special surprise guest at the show.

Ron Jeremy hosted Strip For Pain sponsored by HotMovies.com at the after party.

Now here’s a little gossip between you and me:

Supposedly, when getting distribution (and after being bought by National Lampoon franchise), Walmart wouldn’t accept a movie called “Homo Erectus” (even though it’s an anthropological term), so they changed the name to National Lampoon’s the Stoned Aged. So Walmart is against possible gay innuendo but totally fine with drug innuendo.

Something to think about next time you’re trying to buy paper towels at Walmart because they’re a whopping 20 cents cheaper than the grocery store.

IN the pics are Ron Jeremy, Doug Sakmann, and Adam Rifkin.

Bree Olson is a damn fine cook. I follow her on Twitter and she talks a lot about food, but I’m sure that’s not what most people are paying attention to, just like in these videos (who is honestly interested in what she’s cooking?):

Bree Olson also has a few videos up of her cooking steak, and as you just heard, it’s so easy. Good thing it’s so easy because no one is paying attention to the hunks of meat on the table, they’re looking at the two huge hunks of meat on her chest.

Let’s watch some Bree Olson porn now so ya’ll can beat your meat:

Doug Sakmann, the host of Burning Angel’s Strip For Pain has been on a whirlwind press tour of Philly to promote the 7th annual Backseat Film Festival! Sakmann attacked the Preston and Steve (93.3 WMMR Philly) show last Monday and Danny Bonaduce show (94.1 WYSP Philly) on Thursday with Bam Margera, Joe Frantz and the Girls of Burning Angel.

The segments featured rounds of Strip For Pain; America’s Most Dangerous Gameshow with Burning Angel’s Nicole, Azreal Arden and Morgan Mae dishing out the stripping and pain with speaker wire whipping, duct tape bondage, car jumper nipple clamping, electrocution and the occasional boat oar splintered over contestant’s heads. Danny Bonaduce even got in on the action and took the electrocution all the way to level 10, winning the game!” – Doug Sakmann.

As you can see from the video, Strip For Pain is literally the Worlds Most Dangerous Game Show, and they are damn proud of it. I’ve seen Strip For Pain perform a time or two (they performed at HotMovies 100 Grand Gala & my friend Vic Vile won!) and they are rough. It takes a special kind of person to be able to tolerate that stuff.

This whole thing is to promote the Backseat Film Festival that kicked off on Friday, March 6th and runs through Sunday March 15th, with 14 Philadelphia Feature Film premieres and over 50 shorts and music videos spanning over 21 screening blocks in nine days. It all takes place at Sakmann’s new 941 Theater in Philadelphia (941 N. Front St, Philadelphia PA 19123, 941Theater.com)

I’ll probably be there taking pictures, so you should come say Hello! OH, and one last thing, the winner gets FREE PORN FOR LIFE courtesy of HotMovies.com

Buck Angel was once a young lady who starred in a music video for Porno for Pyros.

I didn’t watch the Oscars, I don’t really care about awards shows because all I really care about is the fashion, and I can see that online the next day.

Anyway, according to the Porn Librarian at HotMovies For Her a former porn director won an Oscar at the latest awards.

The director is Yojiro Takita and he won the 2009 Oscar Winner for Best Foreign Language Film. BUT back in the ’80s he apparently directed a popular porno series about commuter train molesters. Apparently that trend caught on because I read a news article yesterday that said 64% of Japanese women admit to getting groped on the train.

ANYWAY, I thought that was a pretty awesome accomplishment and hopefully it’ll start a great trend.

Thanks to HotMovies For Her for posting that.

I love my job. I pretty much have one of the best jobs ever. I get paid really well to sit in an air conditioned office and work with porn all day. I can pretty much do whatever I want with it too. I can watch it, blog about it, give it out, etc.

Sometimes I have to do administrative duties, but I don’t really mind those. After all, being a secretary can be kind of hot. And speaking of secretaries, Secretary’s Day 3 just came out and it looks pretty good. I haven’t had the chance to watch it yet, but I’m going to soon and I know I won’t be disappointed.

Check it out:

Apparently there was a short porn shot in the Howard Stern studios and our favorite porn star Ron Jeremy was there of course.


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The Crazy Cabbie from the Howard Stern Show is apparently the blame for this. He was given permission to film a porn in the studio, and I don’t know why. Who wants to see this dude fuck? NOT ME!

Philadelphia, PA – Long before the economic downturn, back when DVD sales were still fairly consistent, Bob Alexander foresaw a trend. So, little by little, he began to tweak his business model. While many of his competitors continued to resist for months and even years, Alexander took advantage of video on demand and embraced the digital revolution.

Bob’s Videos, Alexander’s label, was one of the first companies to use a variety of pay per minute sites to boost revenues. Then, in April of 2007, Alexander became the first HotMovies.com producer partner to debut two new releases, Clear Evidence of Global Warming and Bob’s Line, Volume 201, on the site prior to the DVDs hitting the street.

Now he’s doing it again. Looking to build on the success of his first VOD debuts, Bob’s Videos will premiere both (Stories About) My Slutty Sister and What Girlfriends Do Best weeks ahead of their scheduled street date on HotMovies.com and its affiliated sites. Webmasters should be ready, HotMovies representatives said, to promote these titles to their VOD viewers.

“I’m doing some of the best work of my life right now,” agreed Alexander, who produces, directs and films all of his titles. “This is such a creative time, and people are simply tired of feeling down and depressed by the constant assault of bad news. It just seems like things are changing everywhere in the country. What better time to put your nose to the grindstone and make your work really matter?”

Bob’s Video is well known for turning smoke fetish, nylon fetish, masturbation and lesbian films into masterpieces of mood, production and powerful erotica.

“In these two newest platinum edition titles, I wanted to capture some joy and fun in girl/girl erotica. I utilized some of the best models I’ve ever worked with old friends Goldie, Tanya Danielle and Celeste Star. I also persuaded super-hottie Cassia Riley to do some of the most daring and explicit girl/girl video she’s ever done. For variety, I added the passion and sincerity from three newcomers, the stunning Veronica Ricci, awesome coed Erin Avery and the very steamy Lana Lopez.”

HotMovies reps said they love premiering the movies online. “As the video industry continues to transform around digital delivery, content producers are on the lookout for new angles to promote and sell product,” said HotMovies director of business development James Cybert. “We enjoy assisting them in maximizing their online presence and we believe Bob’s got a couple of winners. A movie about a slutty sister who happens to also be a provocative lesbian, especially, would tend to appeal to many of our customers.”

For further information contact HotMovies at (800) 611-MOVIE.


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Rosario Dawson did an awesome shoot for Complex Magazine and man oh man is she fulfulling a lot of peoples fantasies with these babies. Naughty School Girl, Asian Massage Parlor Girl, and Bondage Vixen= HELLO!

Seriously? It doesn’t get much better than this. Well actually, It could, but I’m trying to be great full for what I have received.

I’m not really big on writing porn reviews, even though I’ve been thinking about doing weekly reviews here. anyway, I came across these pictures from Kimberly Kane‘s movie Live In My Secrets and I think I might actually watch it now. It’ll help me kill an hour or so at work and there’s nothing better than getting really grossed out thinking Kimberly Kane is licking a shit ton of blood out of Sasha Grey‘s cooch (it’s actually strawberry syrup).

Live In My Secrets:

This doll, which is apparently kinda old news (but I never knew about it) is pretty awesome. Just the other day I was trying to drink beer and hang out with my friends when their usually very lovable dog wouldn’t stop humping my arm!

(Image: HotDollForDog & Gizmodo)

Insert HotDoll, a stationary doll that is for our loving pets that get a little frisky from time to time. It’s kind of like that Pocket Pussy or vibrator stashed in your underwear drawer, but for a dog. Apparently it comes complete with a little red hole. How exciting!