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Photo from Rolling Stone

Sasha Grey has the world on pause. The lithe, dark-haired 21 year old star has grabbed the attention of the mainstream and she’s not letting it go. With her upcoming leading role in the Steven Soderbergh film “The Girlfriend Experience” (where she plays a high class call girl) Sasha is all over the map.

Rolling Stone recently interviewed Sasha about why she’s bored with porn, going mainstream, her love of French directors and what she has in common with Taylor Swift.

Who knew that April was National Humor Month?! Here at Hotmovies we don’t take ourselves too seriously and we love to have a good laugh whether it’s at ourselves or at porn. Since today is the last day of April, let’s crack the fuck up with some truly funny features. Check out these titles and have a good chuckle at our expense.

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The iPhone is killing their mobile competition with their applications and user-friendly device. Now add one more upgrade. Giant Mobile Corp. is teaming the iPhone and iPod Touch with Teravision and Tera Patrick for a SlideHer featuring Tera Patrick app. There will be 30 puzzles, once solved revealing pictures of the lovely Tera.

And the images can be saved and downloaded to your phone. Now Tera Patrick is right at your fingertips!  You wish!

Everyone wants to know how to get into porn (79% of people have considered it) and with the economy in the crapper right now, it’s the perfect time to take on a side job. So why not get laid and paid at the same time.

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Adult Industry executive Joy King (worked with Jenna Jameson) has published a new book on exactly how to get through the red tape and get into the porn business. “Get Into Porn” is being touted as the all-inclusive guide on how to be a Porn Star!

I smell a Porn Stimulus. This is just the bailout the industry needed; thousands of unemployed people looking to doing something strange for some change. If you fit the bill, this book is for you.

Porn spoofs are common fodder. We love to to make fun of shit and old sitcoms are perfect because of the amount of kitsch and cheese-factor. Hustler, known for their hilarious and salacious parodies is remaking the old school hit  “Happy Days”.

“This Ain’t Happy Days XXX” directed by Axel Braun, features amazing costumes, stellar cast and captures the spirit of the Fonz, Cachi, Joanie, Richie, Potsie and the rest of the gang.

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“This Ain’t Happy Days XXX” features Tori Black, Penny Flame, Missy Stone, Riley Evans, Jack Lawrence, Anthony Rosano and Tommy Gun as the Fonz! This TV-meets-porn film should not only be hilarious but take you back to the days of teenage lust and old school scoring!

If you enjoy your porn with a slice of parody, check out these titles from Hustler

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May 8- May 10

Sponsored by Hotmovies.com and featuring the tons of exhibits, booths, stars and mayhem.

Appearances by: Bree Olson, Joanna Angel, Stoya, Jenna Haze, Ron Jeremy, Sasha Grey and many more…

With the untimely passing of porn legend Marilyn Chambers, it’s a bit sad that today would have been her 57th birthday. An icon in the adult industry and sexual pioneer, today we celebrate her birthday and mourn her loss.

Check out these classic Marilyn Chambers’ movies for a rightful tribute!

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So porn is all about outrageous-ness and deflowering, but the $1 Million dollar offer to  “Britain’s Got Talent” performer Susan Boyle takes the cake. The 47 year old stunned the web with her beautiful and “tingling” performance of “I Dreamed a Dream” from “Les Miserables. Her singing was so spine-tingling, I think even Simon had an orgasm. But one things for sure, Susan Boyle isn’t cumming anytime soon.

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Susan’s a  self-confessed 47-year-old virign and  has “Never Been Kissed”. Enter the Porn Industry to the rescue. Mark Kulkis, of Los Angeles-based Kick Ass Films, has offered Virginal Boyle a cold 1 million dollars to not only star in a porn, but what would be losing her virginity on film!  No offense to Ms. Boyle, but don’t count your orgasms before they hatch.

While we’re sure someone wants to see Susan Boyle’s cherry popped on screen, that $1 Million dollar offer is as real as a Jenna Jameson look-a-like’s fake boobs. We probably won’t be seeing Singing Susan in the nude anytime soon, but you can always check out our Mature ladies in these videos.

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Fuck that East Coast/West Coast business, the new rapping battle is all about pussy vs. man ass.  Who knows what the real fucking story is, but the rumor mill is going on about beef between rapper 50 Cent and Rick Ross, which I could give a shit about, except Ross put out a track mentioning our boy Brian Pumper doing gay porn.  And when you mess with the pornstars, you mess with us. 

It looks like Brian Pumper isn’t too happy about the accusation either.  In his new video “Cut It Out Ricky,” he tells Rick Ross exactly where he can go fuck off to.

And good thing Pumper has all those bitches surrounding him in the video - we wouldn’t want him to protest those gay porn charges too much…

If you’re looking for more Brian Pumper rapping and covered in sexy chicks, check out these hot videos: 
       

   

Rapping and fucking… does it get any better?

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Sadly, the beautiful and pioneering Marilyn Chambers has died.
The details of her death won’t be determined until a scheduled autopsy is completed, but Cheif Assistant Coroner, Ed Winters said that it appears she died of natural causes.

Marilyn became known after the release of “The Green Door”, and quickly was elevated to the heights of porn stardom possibly shared only by Linda Lovelace and John Holmes.

Known for her drive for sexual exploration, Marilyn pushed the boundaries by performing in one of the first widely seen interracial scenes, and by doing double and triple penetrations. Purportedly, she was one of the few who were able to deep throat John Holmes’ legendary serpent.

Her career was extensive, and although by the time of her death she hadn’t broken into truly mainstream film-making, the legacy of Marilyn Chambers adult films has lived for over thirty years.

Sweet dreams Marilyn…

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I’m still not tired of rubbing one out to Palin, guess Eminem isn’t either:

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Lisa Ann as Palin in Eminem's new video

Lisa Ann revised her role as Palin for Eminem’s video “We Made You”.

Eminem once again lampoons pop stars and pop culture.

Some of the references are stale.
Jessica Simpson hasn’t made news in a while.
They used a lot of classic Trek references. Guess it’s OK, but with the new Trek coming out there is a lot more to make fun of.

And for those that like their Palin references a little more hardcore – check out Palin Erection
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My friend Darklady is putting on her Masturbate-a-thon at the end of May.

I’ve been there a few times and it’s quite the experience.


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