Batman XXX: A Porn Parody - Dale DaBone

The US tennis prodigy, Jennifer Capriati, has been battling depression over injuries and Batman XXX: A Porn Parody.

Jennifer Capriati Depressed Over Porn Star ExCapriati was rushed to the hospital from her home in Riviera Beach, Florida Sunday for what is being called an “accidental prescription drug overdose.” As a winner of three Grand Slam professional singles tennis titles – the 2001 and 2002 Australian Open, 2001 French Open, and the women’s singles gold medal at the 1992 Olympic Games – it’s difficult to comprehend how a humorous throwback adult film could possibly affect Capriati. That is until you find out her ex-boyfriend is none other than the Cocked Crusader himself.

Dale Dabone, who plays Batman in the recently released porn parody, has made comments to TMZ regarding Jennifer’s unfortunate depression over his return to acting in porn. Dabone was a part of 443 Adult Film titles between 1998 and 2010. Dabone and Capriati dated from 2006 – 2009. In this period of time, Dabone was still active in the Adult Industry…but as a director instead of an actor. After a phone call that same Sunday between the former tennis star and reborn porn actor, Capriati became “hysterical” over his decision to star in “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody“.

“Mr. DaBone is saddened to hear about Ms.Capriati, and is very concerned, but that is all we can say now until he makes an official statement.” - Galaxy Publicity, Dale DaBone’s Publicity Company

Lindsay Lohan Inferno Script Leaked




“Lindsay Lohan has signed on to star in Matthew Wilder’s Inferno: A Linda Lovelace Story, about the first porn star to earn mainstream recognition. We got our hands on the script, which is downright harrowing.

As you might expect, the story is full of sex and filthy language — but there’s also shocking violence. You’ll find child abuse, three orgasms, two beatings, intense humiliation and a bloody car crash — all in the first 32 pages alone.” - Jezebel.com

The leaked script images seem to be legitimate. The situations highlighted are all true stories from Linda Lovelace‘s life and career. The author of this article seems to be solidifying Lindsay Lohan‘s statements concerning Matthew Wilder‘s concept for Inferno.

I am glad Wilder isn’t pulling punches when it comes to the graphic events in Lovelace’s life. Utilizing Lohan as a star in this film could have very easily prompted Wilder to create a “Mickey Mouse” version of the tale. Fortunately, I think we all know Lindsay has cut ties with the child marketing rodent. Playing Lovelace will force Lohan to relate her own experiences with a controlling parent to Linda’s childhood under an extreme mother. This may not be very difficult, but the maturation consequences will be.

What will be difficult is imagining the mutation of Lovelace’s controlled childhood into her addiction for emotional and sexual abuse. In true Freudian style, Lohan will need to convince the audience that her sexual preferences are a result of Lovelace’s mother’s practices in parenting, rather than purely deviant and lustful. This will undoubtedly be the key in transforming Inferno from the widely pre-conceived “Parent Trap porno” to a brave re-telling of an adult entertainment legend’s true life story.

In success or failure, this is still a better step for Lohan than “Paris Hilton-ing” it up all over Hollywood. Although, this film still holds every possibility from “avant-garde, mature film heaven” to “reality TV hell” for her future on-screen career. The signs are looking good thus far.

Leaked Inferno ScriptInferno Script

Images Courtesy of Jezebel.com

Pornography will have its own top-level domain, dot-XXX, the board of the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers decided Friday.

The proposal was made under ICANN’s rules for “sponsored” TLDs, through which domains have been created by interest groups including the aeronautical industry (dot-aero) and the cooperative movement (dot-coop).

ICM Registry, the company that proposed the dot-XXX domain, welcomed the vote.

“It’s been a long time coming,” ICM Chairman Stuart Lawley said in a statement, adding that he is “excited” by the move.

“The decision should soon bring to fruition our six-year effort to create a specific Web address for online adult entertainment, and comes on the heels of an independent review that declared that ICANN’s previous decision to deny dot-xxx was wrong,” he said.

ICM Registry says it is a “completely independent entity with no affiliation, current or historic, with the adult entertainment industry.” Read the rest of this entry »

Cecil Howard's "Scoundrels"PHILADELPHIA - Two days after ABC debuted a new hour-long weekly TV show by the same name, Hotmovies.com will premiere the original, award-winning Scoundrels starting today for a limited window. Thus, 27 years to the month after its original release, Cecil Howard’s legendary masterpiece of adult cinema will make a new kind of history.

For the first time since the advent of Internet Video On Demand, a movie will run on planned limited release. Scoundrels, which won AVN’s first ever Best Film Award in 1983, as well as Best Director and Best Editing, will be available to the popular website’s viewers for one-month only, with no further distribution plans in the hopper.

“It’s an historic deal in so many ways,” said HotMovies director of business development James Cybert. “Here is the first movie to win the porn equivalent of a best picture Oscar, with a living legend in his first serious starring role, by the greatest adult director to have ever lived. Then, you take all that, and you have 30 days to watch it. You may never have this chance again. It’s a whole new way of doing things but we believe it’s worth it for this man and this movie.”

The movie – shot, like all of Howard’s earlier works, on 35MM film – stars HotMovies spokesman and porn all-star Ron Jeremy is his first non-comedic feature role, as well as Hustler covergirl Copper Penny in her lone foray into adult movies.

Jeremy said he relished working on Howard’s ambitious films because they aimed to be more than just porn flicks. “Back in those days, when you worked on his films, you worked maybe 10 days as an actor and then maybe one day of sex,” said Jeremy. “Wake up in the morning and feel like an actor that day…. That’s why it was called the golden age of porn—the early ’80s.” Read the rest of this entry »

Linda Lovelace AutographLindsay Lohan is making her support and defense for Inferno public.

Recently Lohan spoke to Australia’s “Sydney Morning Herald” and stated:

“The way that Matthew (Wilder) wants to shoot it is not vulgar. It’s not about the raw sex and the shots of her fully nude. It’s more about getting into her psyche and seeing how scared she was. That’s what I want to show most in the film.”

“People are going to say: ‘Oh, Lindsay Lohan is doing a porno.’ But it’s not like that. I’ve never played someone’s true-life story before. A lot of the other movies I did were just brainless for me. So it’s nice to play something where I’m able to experience all these different emotions.”

Although Lindsay’s father, Michael Lohan, is convinced that playing Linda Lovelace will end his daughter’s career, Lindsay seems to be standing her ground and defending her most mature acting endeavor to date.

Reaction:

Now, i’m not exactly what you would call a “Lindsay Lohan fan”…but this is giving me more respect for the child actor turned media bad girl.

The behind the scenes story of Linda Lovelace is one I believe will make a very interesting main stream film. Given Lohan’s current state in public opinion, I also think this is the perfect way to both capitalize on her bad girl persona and show off a new depth in acting ability. If she were to give in to “because Daddy says so” at this age, something would be amiss. Not to mention that we already know how great of a father and husband he has the history of being from Lindsay’s musical career.



Lohan’s strength in defending this role should only bring her closer to her character. Lovelace endured a lot of mental and physical abuse during her adult career. It would be naive to say that she was anything but “strong”. If what Lindsay says about Matthew Wilder’s vision for Inferno is true, this film will spotlight both actresses’ strength in a way many have never seen before.

Finally, someone got my three favorite things in one place!

Two “year 10″ kids (whatever that equates to in the U.K.) broke the most ambitious and genius marketing plan in history. With every purchase of ₤5 or more at their Burger and Beer Van operation, each customer received a free porno DVD. This kind of marketing innovation has me wondering if I should be going to get information on hot dog carts. :)

“You wouldn’t see this in many places. I can’t imagine that Norwich has the equivalent of this. It was like seeing something out of Phoenix Nights. I half expected Brian Potter to wheel himself around the corner at any given moment and ask what I was doing. Driffield really is like no other place I’ve visited.

My friend Adam has visited the caravan several times and has been able to give me a rough account of its rise and rise over the last few weeks:

* Week one- Two year 10 kids in a burger van selling burgers and booze. Free porn available on orders over £5.

* Week two- Two kids in a caravan selling burgers and booze, with a large posse. Free porn available on orders over £5.

* Week three- Two caravans selling burgers and booze, whilst they projected porn on to a nearby wall. This time accompanied by a man with a big bushy beard. Free porn still available on orders over £5.

* Week four- Two caravans selling burgers and booze, a small fire, porn being projected on to the wall. Free porn offer still stood. A mini motorbike was on one of the caravan roofs. Someone tried to steal it, and was chased off by the man with the big bushy beard brandishing a golf club.

I’ll give it to the two kids – they know their target audience. Ask most blokes in Driffield on a Saturday night what the three most important things in life are, and they will probably say “tits, meat, and beer”. It makes me wonder how nobody thought of this one stop shop sooner. I’m assuming that these lads are either business geniuses, or they paid some serious money to get some good focus groups going.” - AngryFlatCap

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Sexy Soccer Porn StarsHere in the states, Football is known as the armored warrior sport we all love to grunt at and cheer on during the Autumn months. Across the rest of the world however, Futbol is even more popular. It just so happens that we call it Soccer.

If you are one of those people who refuses to think of Football as anything but the glorious clashing of the biggest, fastest, and most ferocious men a country has to offer, then you’ve also most likely been blind to the WORLD FUCKING CUP that is taking place right now in South Africa. Don’t get me wrong, I love American Football. To say that it has anywhere close to the international impact Soccer does would be a disgusting miscalculation though.

It’s perfectly fine if you haven’t opened your eyes to the rest of the world yet. I have something that will put any die hard American Football fan into an entranced focus on the “Foot-Fairy” sport.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Germany VS. Brazil in a brilliant “Sexy Soccer” match. These are the tightest uniforms I have ever seen. Oh…yea…they are painted on. Oh…oh see…yea they are porn stars too. Now let’s look at this in comparison to the American grid-iron.

Sexy Soccer Porn Stars Play







Football

* Bone crushing hits
* Endless physical drama
* Amazing feats of athleticism

Sexy Soccer

* Joseph’s Technicolor Dreamcoat of Boobies
* Small, bouncing steps needed for ball control
* End game Champagne bath required for all players

…..decision made. Go TEAM USA!



























Microsoft Decides on No Porn for Mobile 7

REDMOND, Wash.—Microsoft has followed the mobile app leader (i.e. Apple) with a firm no-porn policy for the Windows Phone 7 Marketplace.

“Images that are sexually suggestive or provocative, Content that generally falls under the category of pornography, or Content that a reasonable person would consider to be adult or borderline adult content,” states Microsoft in its Windows Phone 7 app guidelines.

While not yet clarifying whether it will offer any alternative way of loading applications, the software company appears to be as determined as Apple to control apps deployed on the Windows Phone 7 OS.

“Businesses wanting their own privately developed, privately deployed software will still have to go via Marketplace,” wrote Ars Technica. “Their programs will still be private, but as things stand, there won’t be any mechanism for cutting out the middleman.”

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Although this may seem like a giant slap in the face to the Adult Industry, who is traditionally at the forefront of breaking new technologies to the consumer world, it really is just a bunch of smoke and mirrors. Apple and Microsoft are simply playing “anti-porn” as a chess piece toward the more conservative technological consumer. With current mobile web browsers now being able to render full web pages and online media, having porn apps is just a mute point. So, the companies are taking a marketing side-step to blow sunshine and rainbows up the conservative and religious sector’s respective asses.

The only real point made in this entire so-called “Mobile Anti-Porn Movement”, is Apple’s decision to continue cutting Adobe’s flash video format from the iPhone and iPad browsers. Most of the streaming porn found on the internet, especially the free stuff, is already uploaded in flash video. Converting those videos would just be a massive waste of time and money at this point.

Danielle Staub Sex Tape - "Raw"Philadelphia, PA – One housewife just got really real.

Though her native New Jersey is across the river, Philadelphia just became the new home for reality television star Danielle Staub’s celebrity sex tape. The amazing display of depravity that is Danielle Staub Raw first showed up today at 12:00 PM EST, available to the public exclusively on Philly-based www.HotMovies.com and HotMovies affiliate website www.dsraw.com

“We are thrilled to be able to bring this sex tape to the world” said James Cybert, HotMovies.com director of business development. “I am a huge fan of Danielle’s show and watching her get freaky on my site is like a dream come true. She’s always been the most controversial housewife and you can bet your foreclosed mansion that all of America will be talking about this MILF again.”

Staub stumbled upon national acclaim last year when cast in the fourth installment of Bravo’s Real Housewives series, The Real Housewives of New Jersey. The athletic mother of two girls quickly gained infamy for her antics both on the show and before. Yet even her alleged appearances as an escort, drug addict and felon in the 1995 book Cop Without a Badge can’t match the wicked perversion of the footage now showing on HotMovies.

It is obvious from this homespun horn fest that Danielle Staub truly enjoys sex. The amateur recording contains moments where passion overrides videography but Staub’s sexual prowess remains amazingly uninhibited and raw. Read the rest of this entry »

Stephen Clancy Hill Jumps Off Cliff

Van Nuys porn star killer, Stephen Clancy Hill, fell more than 40 feet to his death during a police stand off Saturday.

Hill and SWAT officers were caught on tape during a stand off that lasted most of the day Saturday. SWAT had made a lengthy attempt at talking Hill away from the cliff side before deciding to utilize non-lethal ammunition. After being hit, Hill seemed to try lowering himself down off of the cliff side, but fell more than 40 feet instead. The video also clearly shows Stephen Clancy Hill holding what could be the machete he allegedly used to kill one adult movie set employee and injure another two.

Hill was taken away on a stretcher, but did not live to tell the tale.

Stephen Clancy Hill’s porn stage name was Steve Driver.

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Cecil Howard's "Scoundrels"PHILADELPHIA—Once upon a time, AVN was just a 16-page, two-color, center-stapled movie-store giveaway, but in its sixth issue, June of 1983, it reviewed the tenth release from acclaimed XXX director Cecil Howard: Scoundrels.

Scoundrels is certainly the most erotic hardcore film released so far this year,” we wrote. “Thanks to Anne Randall’s magnificent script, Scoundrels gives us three-dimensional characters that rarely find their way into adult plots. This family is sensitive and very normal in their feelings; the abnormalities come from the unstable setting. Scoundrels takes serious themes (the kinds that Taboo and Roommates tried to tackle) one step further, showing that its subject can be erotic and dangerous at the same time. … Scoundrels classifies as thinking man’s porn.”

In the decade since videotapes have gone the way of rotary dial phones and laserdiscs, Scoundrels has been off the market … but thanks to HotMovies.com, adult movie fans will now have another chance to see the film that won AVN’s first Best Film award, and which garnered its first Best Director and Best Editing trophies also.

“I’ve been involved with Cecil Howard, who produced this film, going back for three or four years,” HotMovies.com spokesman James Cybert told AVN, “and I’m the only one who’s been able to do a deal with him in the last 20 years to get any of his product out on the marketplace.” Read the rest of this entry »



There have been a few different spins on this story since it was first broke. The weapon was originally classified as a “Samurai” style sword, and the perpetrator was thought to be a photographer. We believe this article from the LA Times has the most accurate information pertaining to the Van Nuys porn shoot attacks and killing.

LA Times - A machete-wielding porn performer went on a rampage at a Van Nuys production facility, killing one of his former co-stars and badly wounding two other men, Los Angeles police investigators said Wednesday.

Police said the assailant, porn actor Stephen Clancy Hill, was last seen driving a blue Toyota RAV4.

The attack was reported around 10:20 p.m. Tuesday at Ultima DVD Inc., a video distribution business where Hill did production work and apparently lived, police said.

Police said they are investigating whether Hill was angry with his colleagues after learning that he was being fired and evicted. Read the rest of this entry »

Lindsay Lohan - Inferno Poster




New images have surfaced from a recent photoshoot of Lindsay Lohan playing the infamous Porn Star, Linda Lovelace. Inferno, a story about Linda Lovelace’s life on and off the set, was announced at the Cannes Film Festival this year.



Lindsay Lohan as Linda Lovelace




I have to admit, Lohan does best resemble Lovelace out of all of the major young film starlets today. Her face may not be an exact match, but her naturally freckled complexion is “spot-on”. Lindsay’s test in this role will not be any of Lovelace’s on screen performances, but rather to embody the inner turmoil Linda experienced in regards to her husband and the heightened porn stigma during the time period.