Ben Stiller shocked the 25th annual Independent Spirit Awards with Porn.
Stiller invited three porn stars on stage while reading the list of nominees for the night’s final award. The star packed audience was floored as Ben joked he wanted to “maximize the ratings” by adding simulated sex to his presentation.
Stiller said:
“It’s being broadcast live, it’s going long and we are late.
“It’s about 1.15am on the east coast. One thing is clear – anyone channel surfing at this hour is looking for porn.
“So in order to maximize the ratings for tonight’s final award, we have some porn stars being as sexy as they can be.”
Two of Stiller’s sex stars were introduced as Maggie Jizz-and-balls and Philip Semen Hoffman, much to surprise of Maggie Gyllenhaal and Philip Seymour Hoffman who were spotted laughing.
Billy the Billboard is at it again! The tattoo he’s getting in this video makes no difference. Look at that massive HotMovies.com Logo!!!
Billy, your chin is awesome. HotMovies contracted Billy to tattoo his chin with our logo in order to help his cause last year. As you can see, it’s still going strong! Every tube site in the world could buy the rest of his face, but HotMovies.com will still dominate this bust. Go Billy Go!
Porn star and Tiger Woods’ mistress, Joslyn James (a.k.a. Veronica Siwik-Daniels), has claimed two different pregnancies via the affair.
Joslyn has claimed to have had one miscarriage and one abortion by Tiger Woods. Both interestingly coinciding with Woods’ wife, Elin Nordegren’s pregnancies.
Joslyn tells “Inside Edition’s” Jim Moret about her 2006-2009 affair with Tiger:
Joslyn:The first one (pregnancy) was when she (Elin) was pregnant with Sam.
Moret:Did he (Tiger) demand unprotected sex?
Joslyn:It was never talked about. It was never protected.
Joslyn goes on to tell “Inside Edition,” which truly earns its name today, that she had planned to tell Tiger about the first pregnancy but didn’t because she miscarried. She didn’t tell Tiger about the second pregnancy – which she aborted – because she was afraid.
Moret:Why? What were you afraid of?
Joslyn:Well, Elin was pregnant with Charlie at that time . . . I just didn’t want to ruin anything.
Joslyn:I feel bad for her (Elin). She didn’t deserve this and she didn’t deserve being humiliated.
Moret:Did you have a sense that Elin knew about you?
Joslyn:Not to my knowledge. But she had two kids at home and she was stressed out.
Jenna Jameson and her man, Tito Ortiz, were razzed out of the Mandalay Bay hotel and casino in Las Vegas.
If you aren’t a fan of UFC, then you may not know that the fight between Randy Couture and Mark Coleman took place recently in Las Vegas. Couture took down Coleman in the second round via choke to win the main event of UFC 109.
During the post-fight interview, Tito and Jenna were making their way around the octagon when Tito felt the need to make a comment in regards to his standing quarrel with Coleman from UFC 106. “Payback’s a bitch mother fucker”, had Coleman motioning to leave the ring for a settlement of the issue. Jenna joined in by flipping Coleman the international finger sign for “Fuck You”. Color commentator Joe Rogan had to calm him quickly before an unsanctioned brawl broke loose.
Instead of leaving the cage, Coleman grabbed the microphone and publicly humiliated Ortiz saying, “Fuck you, Tito. You’re a douchebag.” In support of Coleman, the crowd at the Mandalay Bay Events Center erupted into a “Fuck you Tito” chant.
The squabble then progressed to the web where Ortiz proceeded to call Coleman a “Sissy” via Twitter. Michael DiSabato, Coleman’s buddy and business partner, responded with this:
“The only thing Coleman is afraid of when it comes to Tito is contracting swine flu from that dirty ass d-bag. We all know where he lays his head down at night. Tito wants to get personal with a legend? OK, let’s get personal – we can all go to our porn collections and watch what Tito sleeps with night after night.”
Any possible sanctioned bout between Ortiz and Coleman could not happen before the end of 2010. Ortiz is already scheduled to fight Chuck Liddel at UFC 115 in June. As for Jenna Jameson, I think she’s available.
( LOS ANGELES, CA ) - Adult entertainment superstar Aurora Snow will be joining some of her cohorts and the folks from Pornstar Skateboards in Manhattan Beach this Saturday for a can’t miss party.
Pornstar Skateboards has put some of the biggest names in adult entertainment on their skateboards. They have combined a slick design with one-of-a-kind graphics to create their unique pornstar decks. This Saturday they are set to bring some of those same stars to Manhattan Beach for a spectacular soirée at Sharkeez.
Aurora Snow will be joined by adult stars Mary Carey, Dylan Ryder, Taylor Tilden and Jayden James this Saturday January 30th. The Sharkeez Takeover will feature Pornstar Skateboard decks, prize giveaways, drink specials and some of the hottest women on two legs or four wheels.
Aurora and her red hot friends will be signing Pornstar Skateboards, DVDs 8×10’s, posing for pictures, greeting fans and having a blast. They will also try their hand at guest bar tending. Who knows what sort of trouble these lovely ladies can get into with bottles in their hot little hands.
“The guys from Pornstar Skateboards know how to have a great time.” Says Aurora “I spent some time with them at their booth in Las Vegas and the reaction from the fans was great. Now we have a chance to relax, have some fun and party with the fans in a place where these skateboards can really be appreciated.”
There is a perfect word which explains the coincidental nature of this post. Serendipity is a word i try not to use too often, but when I am logging in to post a couple shout-outs from Misti Dawn to HotMovies…there’s just no better description.
I guess it’s time to “let the cat out of the bag” on my love for Misti. If the AVN Awards were run by this writer, Best New Starlett would have turned out much differently. No offense to Kagney Linn Karter who is also extremely sexy. If you haven’t noticed yet, Misti commented on the “Special Thanks” post I wrote recently to the stars who signed for our booth at AEE this year. The “Serendipity” I am referring to is based on me not noticing this until I began to write this post.
I had asked my co-worker, and representative of HotMovies at AEE, to try acquiring an autograph for me from Misti in Las Vegas. When he returned without one, I was understandably “bummed out”. Having the gorgeously tattooed darling sign my post is good enough for me. Misti Dawn is a fantastic new edition to the “Burning Angel” crew. Her adorable face and sweet disposition are the perfect supplement to her sexy body and art. The best of both worlds, naughty and nice.
Much of Misti Dawn’s work, along with all of the “Burning Angel” empire, can be found and followed at KinkyBytes.com. Alt-Porn is one of the biggest emerging niches in the Adult Entertainment Industry today. Don’t miss the wave, you’ll be sorry.
Thank you back Misti! Any work I receive with you being a part of it, is automatically much less “work” to me
My name is Billy Gibby I also go by the name BillyTheBillboard. You might be wondering why I go by that name. The reason I go by that name is I am turning myself into a human billboard. That’s right I am having companies advertise on me in the form of permanent tattoo advertisements. I currently have 6 Companies that Tattoo advertise on me. 5 of them are websites on the internet. I am looking to become the most tattoo advertised on person in the world. I should soon have the Guinness World Record for most area of ones body covered in tattoo advertisements.
I was born on October 24th, 1980 to my mother who almost bled to death while bringing me into this world. This is something that has stayed with me to this very day. My parents were divorced and my mother tried very hard to make a suitable life for her son. I was brought up with less than most other kids had and at the time this was very hard for me to swallow. I was often on the outside of the other children and their conversations about all the good food they were eating, while I found myself elated by macaroni and cheese, if I was so lucky. In retrospect, I am happy to have had what we had as I know, now, many people have much less.
Sure, we’re in the small window of the calendar year when all four major professional sports are in progress, but that doesn’t mean we can’t take a quick break from the World Series, early season games in the NBA and NHL, and of course the middle stages of the NFL year to hear from one loquacious and buxom porn star Mary Carey. The one-time candidate for Governor of California was in Sacramento promoting an appearance at a strip club, so she spent some time on KHTK in studio with Carmichael Dave to kibbitz. And man, she talked and talked and talked. This was easily the hardest interview to transcribe, but it was also very, very entertaining. Take a listen yourself to her Carey talk about how she thinks Republicans can party just as hard as porn stars based on her experience at a National Republican Congressional Committee Dinner, why she thinks she’d do even better than she did a few years ago if she were to run for Governor of California again, how Melky Cabrera’s inability to understand a word she said derailed their relationship, and how Orlando Magic star Dwight Howard once pulled down his pants while in a bathroom with her – at the home of former N’SYNC singer Chris Kirkpatrick’s house, no less. You can’t make this stuff up. (Editor’s note: Deadspin wrote a story about Carey and Howard back in 2007, but it mentioned they were hanging out. This is the first report that I’ve been able to find of Howard showing her his Magic wand.)
On her run for Governor of California during the recall a few years back:
“Well you know, I thought it would be fun. And it was actually – the owner at my porn company Kick Ass Pictures – they came up with the idea. They were like, do you want to run for Governor? And I was like, can I? I thought you had to go to an Ivy League school or something. And they were like no, it’s a recall, you only need 65 signatures and $3,000 dollars so if you want to do it…So I did it and I paid the money, and it just kind of like took off. I started getting on news shows, then I did this game show called Who Wants To Be Governor of California – and the winner got $21,000 and I won the game show. Yeah, it was fun. And it was funny, it was the first time I ever got to vote, because I never registered to vote before. I got to vote for myself, so it was cool!”
On if she’d accept the job had she won:
“I think I could do it, definitely. My English is better than Arnold’s. I think I’d get more people to watch and listen to my speeches.”
On the video floating around out there involving her and Melky Cabrera:
“Yes, the video that’s out there, you know it’s funny, a lot of people thought it was a sex-tape of us, but it’s not. It’s just us in a hotel room and I’ve got this cool little phone that I make videos on. And I made like three or four little videos where I interviewed him, and it’s funny because he speaks like no English. He’s really nice, but like the way I met him was his sports agent was like hey, this porn company was like do you want to go to a Yankees game, free tickets, go out to dinner with some players afterwards. I was like sure. So I met up with the agent, Wilson Betemit, Melky Cabrera, Robinson Cano I met, but didn’t come to dinner. But couple players, we all went out to dinner. And then Melky and I hit it off and we were hanging out and you know, it was really hard because the agent couldn’t communicate, he spoke Spanish, and I speak English. But when we were just the two of us, and we’d just sit there, I would text the agent and be like how ‘como se dice’ which is how do you say, so I was constantly like Melky, ‘como sedice’ I do a shot for Playboy. Or like, I went to his computer..he was funny because he showed me these little videos on YouTube of like, we went back and forth showing each other videos on YouTube of ourselves. He showed me these videos that his fans did of him making catches, and I showed him clips of me running for Governor. But I don’t think he understood a thing I ever said, even the video where I was asking him these questions like, ‘do you like living in America?’ And he was like ’seven years.’ And I’d be like, okay, great. He never really understood what I was saying, ever. And you know, we tried talking, and like a week after I was talking to him, he got moved down to like the minor leagues. So then it was like a whole bunch of people saying it was my fault.”
And then on a far more comical note, her relationship with Orlando Magic star Dwight Howard:
“Yeah, Dwight and I met at LAX. I was like, you’re a basketball player, and he was like, I’ve seen you at Magic games, so he recognized me from games. I used to always get written up when I went to games for causing distractions and stuff.”
After a brief digression to talk about her nails, Carey continued on about Howard:
“Dwight’s a cool guy. For a month, we like talked on the phone, and he was always trying to give me prayers to get me out of porn and give me Bible verses to read. So then, I was going to go visit him when I was in Orlando, but I went over to this other guy’s house instead, Chris Kirkpatrick from N’Sync. And then Dwight started calling, and calling, and calling me, because he knew I was with Chris Kirkpatrick, so eventually at 3 in the morning, Chris was like don’t answer Dwight’s calls. I get a text from Dwight at 3 in the morning – I’m outside Chris’s house. I’m like oh my god, what do I do? I was like, I got Dwight here and I got Chris in the other room and I’m talking to them back and forth. So finally I had to just pull Dwight in the bathroom and tell him he needs to go home. I was like I’m really sorry, I really like you, but this isn’t the time or place. When I pull him in the bathroom, he pulls his pants down, I was like, whooa. Yeah, and so I ran and started screaming…Well if it wasn’t for the Chris thing at the time, I really liked Dwight and maybe I would have furthered this. But I was at the guy’s house I was dating so it was inappropriate. So he totally thought he totally offended me. So I saved – he and I used to talk on instant messenger, on AOL – so he was apologizing; sorry, that was out of character for me, blah blah blah. I saved all the instant messages and I’ve been putting them all in a book. So I’ve got a lot of evidence. I’ve got an evidence file.”
The calendar is called Hot Mormon Muffins. The principle? Have sexy, supposed Mormon women pose with trays of muffins, and then list recipes for the muffins. So you’re caught somewhere between a boner and a baker. Which is way weirder than a rock and a hard place. There’s only one problem. The creator, Chad Hardy, was excommunicated from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints for his OTHER endeavor, a calendar of Mormon men, called “Men on a Mission”. Ostensibly, for converting their religion into a fetish. Albeit a weird, sexy, one.
Debuting for 2010, the Hot Mormon Muffins: A Taste of Motherhood calendar features twelve beautiful Mormon mothers who have dared to pose in a steamy national calendar.
These mothers are on a mission to powerfully tear down stereotypes and promote religious and cultural tolerance around the world. Hand-selected for their beauty both inside and out, the “devout dozen” are stepping away from Mormon stereotypes, and “baring their testimony” to demonstrate that they can have strong faith and be proud of who they are, while reaching out to a broad audience with a sense of individualism and a sense of humor.
The Mormons Exposed project has created a polarizing response around the world. It has also created interfaith dialog and raised awareness to help sort out some common misconceptions of Mormons, while offering a human perspective to its outmoded image.
One of the most prolific media icons ever conceived has decided to pose for a spread in Playboy Magazine. This blue haired beauty has graced our television screens since 1989. She’s a loving wife, responsible mother, and a long respected Springfield community member. Marge Simpson will finally show off the color of her “hair down there.”
The three page pictorial will be featured in the November issue of Playboy, along with an interview and data sheet. Don’t worry Playboy fans, Marge will not be booting the regular “real life” model featured every month. Marge’s skin and lingerie display is in tribute to “The Simpsons” having it’s 20th anniversary. The show has been renewed for two new seasons, which potentially will make it the longest running prime-time TV series after “Gunsmoke.” This Playboy issue will also include a tribute to Farrah Fawcett, an interview with Benicio Del Toro and a feature about “30 Rock” star Tracy Morgan.
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My name is Billy Gibby I also go by the name BillyTheBillboard. You might be wondering why I go by that name. The reason I go by that name is I am turning myself into a human billboard. That’s right I am having companies advertise on me in the form of permanent tattoo advertisements. I currently have 6 Companies that Tattoo advertise on me. 5 of them are websites on the internet. I am looking to become the most tattoo advertised on person in the world. I should soon have the Guinness World Record for most area of ones body covered in tattoo advertisements.
