Comedian Joe Hanson of Badge Of Shame Comedy is a fan of expos. Although, not quite in the way a regular Exxxotica enthusiast is.
Badge of Shame is a sketch comedy group created by Joe “Ghostface” Hanson and Tommy “Raekwon” Bechtold. It also features their friends, cohorts and random girls they would like to bone. (If a girl appears in one sketch, but never again, it means she did not want to bone, and is BANNED FOREVER).
You might recognize Tommy and Joe from the TV show Smash Cuts, in which they sat on a couch and laughed at videos of car crashes and skydiving mishaps. But they have also been in other television shows, movies, online sketches, improv groups and police lineups. – BadgeofShameComedy.com
Joe brought his blend of awkwardly funny comedy to Exxxotica in Los Angeles and came out with some great material. We’ve been laughing at this one all morning.
I, like many other disappointed Twitter males, watched the World Cup final match on Sunday between Netherlands and Spain in the stiffest of positions.
I’m not sure there has ever been a more sexually motivating sporting event that has ever taken place. Bobbi Eden successfully raised her Twitter fan base from a modest 5,000 followers at the day of the tantalizing offer, to a whopping 107,000+ followers now one day after the final match. To this, I am speechless.
The sheer offer of oral pleasure sparked a fanatical electronic movement and drummed up legendary support for the Netherlands team as well. The aftermath of this interesting marketing risk has raised my personal curiosity on what we could possibly use sex to accomplish in the future.
Say the Adult Industry chose breast cancer research as a primary benefactor, and posted an insane monetary goal. In return for the possible acquisition of this goal, promise the chance to obtain a manageable sex act from an adult star. Five dollars from each of the followers Bobbi Eden managed to put together would raise over $500,000 for breast cancer research. Considering that most men spend more than five bucks on an everyday lap dance from their local sexy stripper, I believe the shot at better service and an All-American sex professional may be just enough to make an impact.
Although the 2010 World Cup has finally reached it’s end, it seems Bobbi Eden may feel some remorse concerning the disappointed of her new found fans. Bobbi recently tweeted, “still may have a nice surprise in store for #teamBJ followers.” We’re not sure what this surprise might be, but a free hot blowjob scene has my vote. At least let these guys get rid of the epidemic wave of blue balls that took place when Spain scored in overtime.
“If #ned Netherlands wins the #worldcup worldcup WORLD CUP: HOLLAND REACHES WORLD CUP FINAL I will give a BJ to all my followers,together with @vickyvette @misshybrid @gabbyquinteros” – Bobbi Eden
This is the tweet that the Futbol world and Adult Industry have been going crazy over since the Netherlands defeated Uruguay in the World Cup semi-finals and clinched their spot in the final game. The three other porn actresses mentioned are Vicky Vette, Miss Hybrid, and Gabby Quinteros. At the time of the comment, the porn star had about 5,000 followers. Bobbi Eden currently has over 68,000 followers on Twitter, picking up an astonishing 63,000 since making the offer. We’ll keep the numbers round for ease of use at the moment. Taking 68,000 followers and assuming that this tweet reads as offering 1 blowjob per follower between the four girls, would equate to 17,000 individual cocks per porn star.
Considering porn star Candy Apples, who attempted to reach 2000 sex acts in 1999, was broken up by LA police after a record 743, this would be the most ambitious sexual endeavor known to date. The criteria for this event would most definitely need to be hashed out before hand. Does one suck count? Is every act required to end in a male climax? There are many questions that need to be answered for world record keeping.
If the Netherlands happens to lose the World Cup final to Spain, don’t let disappointment set in too far. Regardless of who wins, we will all receive a fairly humorous and sexy consolation prize. Larissa Riquelme, a popular Paraguayan lingerie model, promised to run through the streets of Asuncion naked if Paraguay were to win the World Cup. Although Paraguay has now lost to Spain, Larissa has promised to do it anyway.
“It will be a present to all of the players, and for all the people in Paraguay to enjoy,” she said. “They tried as hard as possible and gave it their all on the field.”- Larissa Riquelme
Hustler has done it! As if parodies weren’t already the newest thing in the Adult realm for pulling cross-over exposure from mainstream titles, now we have a whole new frontier of porn. Musical Porn!!!
Now there is raunchy sex even for the die hard sing show fan. On July 6th, Hustler will release This Ain’t Glee XXX. The song bird sex film stars none other than Andy San Dimas as Rachel, a conservative looking hornball alto, and also packs in McKenzee Miles, Alexa Nicole, and Tara Lynn Fox wearing some very skimpy cheerleader uniforms.
Now if you haven’t seen the original, Glee is a musical comedy-drama television series. It focuses on a high school show choir, called a Glee Club, “New Directions”, at the fictional William McKinley High School in Lima, Ohio. First concieved as a film, Glee aims to maintain a balance between show tunes and chart hits. This Ain’t Glee XXX does much the same, but aims to maintain a balance between show tunes and hot tits.
Finally, someone got my three favorite things in one place!
Two “year 10″ kids (whatever that equates to in the U.K.) broke the most ambitious and genius marketing plan in history. With every purchase of ₤5 or more at their Burger and Beer Van operation, each customer received a free porno DVD. This kind of marketing innovation has me wondering if I should be going to get information on hot dog carts.
“You wouldn’t see this in many places. I can’t imagine that Norwich has the equivalent of this. It was like seeing something out of Phoenix Nights. I half expected Brian Potter to wheel himself around the corner at any given moment and ask what I was doing. Driffield really is like no other place I’ve visited.
My friend Adam has visited the caravan several times and has been able to give me a rough account of its rise and rise over the last few weeks:
* Week one- Two year 10 kids in a burger van selling burgers and booze. Free porn available on orders over £5.
* Week two- Two kids in a caravan selling burgers and booze, with a large posse. Free porn available on orders over £5.
* Week three- Two caravans selling burgers and booze, whilst they projected porn on to a nearby wall. This time accompanied by a man with a big bushy beard. Free porn still available on orders over £5.
* Week four- Two caravans selling burgers and booze, a small fire, porn being projected on to the wall. Free porn offer still stood. A mini motorbike was on one of the caravan roofs. Someone tried to steal it, and was chased off by the man with the big bushy beard brandishing a golf club.
I’ll give it to the two kids – they know their target audience. Ask most blokes in Driffield on a Saturday night what the three most important things in life are, and they will probably say “tits, meat, and beer”. It makes me wonder how nobody thought of this one stop shop sooner. I’m assuming that these lads are either business geniuses, or they paid some serious money to get some good focus groups going.” - AngryFlatCap
Here in the states, Football is known as the armored warrior sport we all love to grunt at and cheer on during the Autumn months. Across the rest of the world however, Futbol is even more popular. It just so happens that we call it Soccer.
If you are one of those people who refuses to think of Football as anything but the glorious clashing of the biggest, fastest, and most ferocious men a country has to offer, then you’ve also most likely been blind to the WORLD FUCKING CUP that is taking place right now in South Africa. Don’t get me wrong, I love American Football. To say that it has anywhere close to the international impact Soccer does would be a disgusting miscalculation though.
It’s perfectly fine if you haven’t opened your eyes to the rest of the world yet. I have something that will put any die hard American Football fan into an entranced focus on the “Foot-Fairy” sport.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Germany VS. Brazil in a brilliant “Sexy Soccer” match. These are the tightest uniforms I have ever seen. Oh…yea…they are painted on. Oh…oh see…yea they are porn stars too. Now let’s look at this in comparison to the American grid-iron.
Football
* Bone crushing hits
* Endless physical drama
* Amazing feats of athleticism
Sexy Soccer
* Joseph’s Technicolor Dreamcoat of Boobies
* Small, bouncing steps needed for ball control
* End game Champagne bath required for all players
Poison frontman, Bret Michaels, has been officially diagnosed with patent forum ovale, a.k.a. hole in the heart, after experiencing a brain hemmorage while watching sports and porn.
“I was going back and forth from SportsCenter to Busty Cops 3,” Michaels admitted. “Maybe that’s what did it!”
Michaels revealed to Oprah Winfrey that he wore his signature headband during the 2 week hospital stay in Arizona.
“I said, ‘If I’m going out, I want to go out rockin’,” the New York Daily News quoted him as telling the talk show host. “It just exploded instantly – ran from my temple down to the back of my skull,” he added.
Bret has bounced back in true rocker style and will hold up his commitment to a planned performance at the Hard Rock Live show in Biloxi, Miss., next week.
It appears that Ron Jeremy has created enough ripples with his 9 inch wonder in the world that he can even be connected to the wildly popular television show, “Britain’s Got Talent!”.
This year “Britain’s Got Talent” has voted a budding burlesque performer through to the second round. With her new possibilities of success, Tia Brodie’s colorful past has been brought into the spotlight with her. “There was a time when I did the more hardcore stuff. The money was better but I stopped getting a lot of work when I decided I no longer wanted to open my legs for the cameras. I used to do a lot of that stuff.”, said Brodie to News of the World. One may not find a Tia’s dabbling in the adult world a shock when currently performing almost completely naked for millions, but my head turns when Ron Jeremy’s name is mentioned.
Tia Brodie has performed in a small spattering of porn during her adult travels, including a film with the Hedgehog himself. I wonder how many other girls have found some sort of stardom after mounting Ron? At this point, could we presume Ron Jeremy deals out fame by injection?
One glorious day a year you may find some of your more eccentric co-workers mysteriously missing simultaneously. Off campus college housing suddenly morphs from a busy highway of student traffic to an ultra V.I.P. lock down. A short walk down any street in the U.S. may have you saying, “Man there are a lot of skunks out this spring.”
Sorry, no black and white rodent can create the sweet smell of the sticky-icky like the green goddess of creativity herself, cannabis. Yes ladies and gents, waft the air for your free nose full of some sour diesel, acapulco gold, purple haze, white rhino, maui wowie, headies, kind buds, middies, and even some good ole semi-brown nick bag dirt weed. Today is 420, and if you smoke it…they will come.
420 is a holiday celebrated by a counter-culture that is widely ignorant of it’s conception. Mary Jane is good for what ails ya, but she hasn’t exactly figured out the whole short term memory thing. No worries, we’re here to educate you on the amazing events which transpired to bring this hippie holiday to life.
420 originated from a group of teenagers at San Rafael High School in San Rafael, California, United States in 1971. The teens would meet after school at 4:20 p.m. to smoke marijuana at the Louis Pasteur statue.
According to an April 2009 article on the The Huffington Post, the group called itself the Waldos because its members hung out by a wall after school. Writer Ryan Grim, citing interviews with anonymous Waldos, claims that the group met by the statue at 4:20 p.m. to begin a search for a crop of abandoned cannabis growing near Point Reyes that they had heard about. They never found the stash, Grim writes, but smoked plenty of marijuana while looking for it.
So there it is token tokers. How much more fitting can this get? A group of high high school cats that hung out by walls, smoked to a statue commemorating our father of pasteurization, and took a hike to find a long lost weed field in Cali, picked a random-ass time out of the afternoon and created a world-wide social phenomena. Sounds like a good enough reason to pull a milky load out of the bong to me.
Happy Holiday! Let the Chronicles of Narnia commence.
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What seems to be just another iPad promotion, is actually a 70′s pornographic concise review of Apple’s newest personal computing device. Looking past the obvious advertisements for GoDaddy.com, this review touches on the main points of interest for the iPad.
Revision3 notes how the iPad is basically just a giant iPod. Out of the box, the iPad still needs to be synced in order for it to become active. The solid LED screen, lol, also lacks the ability to multi-task, a camera and Adobe Flash support. Sorry gentlemen, that little blue building block is all you get to tug to. Maybe if we dressed it in some lingerie…yea I’ve got nothing.
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