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Alright, so that’s sorta false advertising because I know you’re hoping that I’m actually giving away REAL Handjobs, buuuut these videos are almost as good as the real thing. Actually, for some of you, watching these videos might be better than the real thing because some girls just don’t have that hand-eye coordination that is required in a good Handjob.

Take a gander at these champs:

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Charlie grabs the camera as they play and tell you to “fuck your love doll” and where to come. They peel down their panties and rub their bare pussies. Next, two school girls want you to jack off to them as they spread their legs as you view their panties while they bend over for you and point at your sperm targets. “We’re here to make you come!” More over the camera hand pumping action as they plant their nylon covered feet on your face. Tops and skirts off, both girls lightly caress each other. “Are you stroking your cocks?” Charlie states as they both take turns with the camera. Great up shots before their panties come down and they spread their pussies to finish you off.

Next, Charlie gives you a solo scene in black shorts over pink bikini panties. “I can’t wait for you to blow your load all over me!” Top and shorts off she squeezes her perfect tits and points at where she needs you to come. She pulls the panties up tight as they part her sweet lips before they come off and she spreads. Carli gives you her solo treatment in pink bikini panties and lace ankle socks. Nice over the camera poses as she rubs her pussy hard and tastes her juices. Panties off, she lightly rubs her bare snatch.

By far one of the hottest movies I’ve seen.

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The Zombie Sex Guide can definitely be informative if you happen to be a zombie. They give you advice on not needing condoms anymore, being dead takes the sting out of things, your limbs can sometimes just stuck in tight spaces, and you may learn a few things about blow jay’s in the after life.

I learn better from demonstrations like these:

Everyone in the world agrees that once in a while a handjob is fucking hot. However there may be other ways to spend your time… Lets see how they stack up:

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Everyone in the world agrees that once in a while a handjob is fucking hot. However there may be other ways to spend your time… Lets see how they stack up:

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Apparently the Chinese government wasn’t as thorough as they thought when cleaning prostitutes out of the country before the Olympics started.

All you need to do is travel about 30 minutes outside of the Olympic fiestas and visit a hair salon, or even a karaoke bar to get a good sexin’.

“Jie (34) works in a hair salon approximately half an hour outside of Beijing. “Of course I can cut hair. But my massages are better! And other things even better than that…” For about €40, Jei takes her guests into a back room where sex instead of haircuts is sold.”

Maybe the reason it’s so cheap for sex at Jie’s hair salon is because you have to bring your own condom. Which would explain why the Olympic Athletes were given 100,000 condoms.

Source: Bild

Handjobs are great and all, but how do they stack up against some of the more heavy hitting forces in the Zeitgeist. That’s what I’m here to show you…

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I’m sure everyone has heard of the famous Russian Bathhouses in NYC, or the less conspicuous massage parlors in Chinatown that offer a large of menu of treatments, complete with a very good Happy Ending. I’m sure any story you’ve read or any conversation you’ve overheard was from a guy- and now women want their turn.

It only seems appropriate that women be offered the same kind of treatment- considering they’re usually the one’s forking over dollar after dollar for expensive spa treatments that eventually pile up to be the $10 billion industry that it is today.

Women seem to have to work for it a little more though. Moaning, verbal cues like ‘Oh that feels SO good’ or ‘Would you please finish me off’ usually seem to get the job done as long as the masseuse is willing to take the risk of losing his/her job. Also, the facilities that employ massage therapists that are willing to dig extra deep for your pleasure are pretty exclusive and obviously don’t come right out and say how far they’re willing to go. Word of mouth is key when trying to pinpoint a good professional hand job.

I guess women really do have equal rights. What’s next- they’ll want blow jobs too?

Source: Tango Mag

Handjobs are pretty awesome… but just how awesome are they?? In this installment of “Less Than, Greater Than, or Equal to a Hand Job” we will compare one of our favorite activities to some other fun pass times in an effort to find out…

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