With the release of the new book “Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie”, we were informed of a secret meeting that took place at an abandoned Hollywood restaurant just after Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt’s divorce. The meeting was between Jennifer and Angelina Jolie.
The account made by the book describes this meeting as a heated altercation between the two silver screen mega-stars, and explains why event organizers have gone out of their way to keep them far apart. Of course, such a tense meeting of incomparable beauty inevitably raises a sexual situation within the imagination.
Both Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston will be portrayed in a new Porn Parody from Hustler. Cashing in on the frisky fight, Hustler will be pitting two look-alikes against each other on the red carpet. This fight reportedly ends without clothes and much more friendly than their secret Hollywood meeting. Fans of these gorgeous celebs will finally be given a visual representation of hot, raunchy runway sex between Jennifer and Angelina. Will we see a little of Brad Pitt’s character in this new Porn Parody? Hopefully Hustler will spill the beans soon.
Tiger Woods may regret bedding Holly Sampson most of all.
The porn star — who bragged on a website that the 33-year-old golfer “was really good” in bed — is currently in talks with Vivid Entertainment to star in a porn film based on their one-night stand.
“There are things that are in the works,” Sampson, 36, told Extra. “Honestly, I think parodies are hilarious. I love that stuff and I know a lot of people that love that stuff.”
Vivid Entertainment cofounder Steve Hirsch, however, hopes the flick will be a more accurate portrayal of Woods’ fling with Sampson.
“We have shown Holly a script we’re working on that would sort of detail her time with Tiger,” he told Extra. “It would be more like a docudrama that documented the events that happened exactly as they happened.”
What happened between them, however, was far less scandalous than what allegedly occurred with Woods’ other women: Sampson’s sexual encounters with Woods occurred in 1999 — five years before his marriage to Elin Nordegren.
“I’m not his mistress,” she said. “I’ve never been his mistress… I just don’t believe in sleeping with married men. If I had the opportunity to sleep with Tiger while he was married I would never have done that.”
Tiger Woods’ humiliated wife has bought herself a little island hideaway as reports swirled that she’s moved out on her sex-crazed hubby.
Elin Nordegren’s real estate purchase in Sweden fueled speculation she might take the kids back to her homeland to start a new life far from her transgressing Tiger.
“The official story from her family is that she bought the place with her twin sister, Josefin, not with Tiger,” said Poppe Linge of HPG, a Swedish news agency.
The fetching blond spent a little more than $2 million to buy Faglaro Mansion, Swedish newspapers reported.
Nordegren, 29, has not been heard from since the scandal broke. Radaronline.com reported Monday she has moved out of the couple’s $2.6 million Windermere, Florida, home and is bunking at another house nearby.
Her Swedish getaway is located on some prime Scandinavian real estate – a small, secluded island reachable from Stockholm only by ferryboat.
“It belonged to a professional soccer player who wanted privacy,” Linge said. “I heard she started looking at it last summer and bought it two weeks ago.”
That would be around the time Woods plowed his SUV into a fire hydrant outside his Orlando-area mansion – reportedly after Nordegren caught him texting New York party girl Rachel Uchitel.
Uchitel, 34, was the first of at least seven reported mistresses (and counting) who have surfaced since then.
Woods escaped with just facial cuts and a $164 ticket after totaling his truck. He was not tested for drugs or alcohol despite claims from a witness who “stated that the driver had consumed alcohol earlier in the day,” according to a Florida Highway Patrol subpoena request.
The witness, who was not named in the document, also told troopers that Woods had prescriptions for the sleeping aid Ambien and the painkiller Vicodin.
Woods, 33, publicly apologized for his “transgressions” a few days after the wreck and reportedly offered Nordegren millions to keep her from walking out on him and taking the kids.
Meanwhile, Woods was reportedly being courted by yet another woman, talk show queen Oprah Winfrey, who has offered the golfer an outlet to tell his version of the tawdry tale – if not a shoulder to cry on.
In addition to Uchitel, a New York party girl, Woods has been linked to six other hotties:
- Cori Rist, 31, a divorced mom and a former dancer at the Penthouse Executive Club in Manhattan.
- Orlando waitress Mindy Lawton, 33, who lived a little over five miles from Woods’ home and who told London’s News of the World that he “wanted to spank me and loved pulling my hair as we had sex.”
It’s more straightforward than GDP and leaves less to the imagination than housing starts, but sales of online pornography rarely get factored into a standard analysis of the economy.
Too bad, because Bill Asher, co-chief executive of Vivid Entertainment LLC, is noticing positive news about consumer spending trends.
The Dartmouth-trained Asher, who runs one of the most prominent U.S. porn companies, has seen his sales turn around over the past two or three months after a year-long decline, he said.
“The average Joe is our customer, and he wasn’t buying subscriptions or movies on TV,” Asher said. “In the last couple of months, they’re starting to spend again. They think their job is safe.”
A subscription to his Vivid.com Web site runs about $30 a month, and despite routine pirating of his movies by free sites, customers are trickling back. “It’s going along with the stock market and the economy,” he said. “People have a more positive attitude toward spending money.”
Carrie Prejean’s sex tape cost her more than a million bucks during her settlement discussions with Miss California USA, but we’ve learned Vivid Entertainment is officially stepping up with an offer to line her pockets with even more money.
TMZ has obtained a copy of a letter Vivid honcho Steven Hirsch sent to Prejean’s lawyer, Charles Limandri. Hirsch is asking to acquire the rights to distribute “erotic footage that Carrie Prejean, former Miss California, produced for her boyfriend following their four (4) day rendezvous in February 2007.” It’s the same video (eight in all, along with 30 photos) that TMZ obtained but has not posted because it’s just too racy.
In the letter, Hirsch tries tempting Carrie with this: “We would like to present Carrie with several options where she could certainly earn millions of dollars.”
Hirsch boasts his stable of stars, including Kim Kardashian, Kelli McCarty (former Miss USA) and Shauna Sand — the kinds of women any gal would be proud to call her peers.
TMZ spoke with attorney Limandri last night, and it looks like Carrie’s not biting. Limandri says Carrie’s mom/rep says, “No, at any price.”
Launch audioCarrie claims she was underage when the videos were shot, but her ex-boyfriend to whom she sent the videos begs to differ.
But Carrie may have another plan to score some loot. We’re told she may sue the Miss Cali pageant, along with its officials, because she believes they leaked the settlement to TMZ.
Sure, we’re in the small window of the calendar year when all four major professional sports are in progress, but that doesn’t mean we can’t take a quick break from the World Series, early season games in the NBA and NHL, and of course the middle stages of the NFL year to hear from one loquacious and buxom porn star Mary Carey. The one-time candidate for Governor of California was in Sacramento promoting an appearance at a strip club, so she spent some time on KHTK in studio with Carmichael Dave to kibbitz. And man, she talked and talked and talked. This was easily the hardest interview to transcribe, but it was also very, very entertaining. Take a listen yourself to her Carey talk about how she thinks Republicans can party just as hard as porn stars based on her experience at a National Republican Congressional Committee Dinner, why she thinks she’d do even better than she did a few years ago if she were to run for Governor of California again, how Melky Cabrera’s inability to understand a word she said derailed their relationship, and how Orlando Magic star Dwight Howard once pulled down his pants while in a bathroom with her – at the home of former N’SYNC singer Chris Kirkpatrick’s house, no less. You can’t make this stuff up. (Editor’s note: Deadspin wrote a story about Carey and Howard back in 2007, but it mentioned they were hanging out. This is the first report that I’ve been able to find of Howard showing her his Magic wand.)
On her run for Governor of California during the recall a few years back:
“Well you know, I thought it would be fun. And it was actually – the owner at my porn company Kick Ass Pictures – they came up with the idea. They were like, do you want to run for Governor? And I was like, can I? I thought you had to go to an Ivy League school or something. And they were like no, it’s a recall, you only need 65 signatures and $3,000 dollars so if you want to do it…So I did it and I paid the money, and it just kind of like took off. I started getting on news shows, then I did this game show called Who Wants To Be Governor of California – and the winner got $21,000 and I won the game show. Yeah, it was fun. And it was funny, it was the first time I ever got to vote, because I never registered to vote before. I got to vote for myself, so it was cool!”
On if she’d accept the job had she won:
“I think I could do it, definitely. My English is better than Arnold’s. I think I’d get more people to watch and listen to my speeches.”
On the video floating around out there involving her and Melky Cabrera:
“Yes, the video that’s out there, you know it’s funny, a lot of people thought it was a sex-tape of us, but it’s not. It’s just us in a hotel room and I’ve got this cool little phone that I make videos on. And I made like three or four little videos where I interviewed him, and it’s funny because he speaks like no English. He’s really nice, but like the way I met him was his sports agent was like hey, this porn company was like do you want to go to a Yankees game, free tickets, go out to dinner with some players afterwards. I was like sure. So I met up with the agent, Wilson Betemit, Melky Cabrera, Robinson Cano I met, but didn’t come to dinner. But couple players, we all went out to dinner. And then Melky and I hit it off and we were hanging out and you know, it was really hard because the agent couldn’t communicate, he spoke Spanish, and I speak English. But when we were just the two of us, and we’d just sit there, I would text the agent and be like how ‘como se dice’ which is how do you say, so I was constantly like Melky, ‘como sedice’ I do a shot for Playboy. Or like, I went to his computer..he was funny because he showed me these little videos on YouTube of like, we went back and forth showing each other videos on YouTube of ourselves. He showed me these videos that his fans did of him making catches, and I showed him clips of me running for Governor. But I don’t think he understood a thing I ever said, even the video where I was asking him these questions like, ‘do you like living in America?’ And he was like ’seven years.’ And I’d be like, okay, great. He never really understood what I was saying, ever. And you know, we tried talking, and like a week after I was talking to him, he got moved down to like the minor leagues. So then it was like a whole bunch of people saying it was my fault.”
And then on a far more comical note, her relationship with Orlando Magic star Dwight Howard:
“Yeah, Dwight and I met at LAX. I was like, you’re a basketball player, and he was like, I’ve seen you at Magic games, so he recognized me from games. I used to always get written up when I went to games for causing distractions and stuff.”
After a brief digression to talk about her nails, Carey continued on about Howard:
“Dwight’s a cool guy. For a month, we like talked on the phone, and he was always trying to give me prayers to get me out of porn and give me Bible verses to read. So then, I was going to go visit him when I was in Orlando, but I went over to this other guy’s house instead, Chris Kirkpatrick from N’Sync. And then Dwight started calling, and calling, and calling me, because he knew I was with Chris Kirkpatrick, so eventually at 3 in the morning, Chris was like don’t answer Dwight’s calls. I get a text from Dwight at 3 in the morning – I’m outside Chris’s house. I’m like oh my god, what do I do? I was like, I got Dwight here and I got Chris in the other room and I’m talking to them back and forth. So finally I had to just pull Dwight in the bathroom and tell him he needs to go home. I was like I’m really sorry, I really like you, but this isn’t the time or place. When I pull him in the bathroom, he pulls his pants down, I was like, whooa. Yeah, and so I ran and started screaming…Well if it wasn’t for the Chris thing at the time, I really liked Dwight and maybe I would have furthered this. But I was at the guy’s house I was dating so it was inappropriate. So he totally thought he totally offended me. So I saved – he and I used to talk on instant messenger, on AOL – so he was apologizing; sorry, that was out of character for me, blah blah blah. I saved all the instant messages and I’ve been putting them all in a book. So I’ve got a lot of evidence. I’ve got an evidence file.”
One of the most prolific media icons ever conceived has decided to pose for a spread in Playboy Magazine. This blue haired beauty has graced our television screens since 1989. She’s a loving wife, responsible mother, and a long respected Springfield community member. Marge Simpson will finally show off the color of her “hair down there.”
The three page pictorial will be featured in the November issue of Playboy, along with an interview and data sheet. Don’t worry Playboy fans, Marge will not be booting the regular “real life” model featured every month. Marge’s skin and lingerie display is in tribute to “The Simpsons” having it’s 20th anniversary. The show has been renewed for two new seasons, which potentially will make it the longest running prime-time TV series after “Gunsmoke.” This Playboy issue will also include a tribute to Farrah Fawcett, an interview with Benicio Del Toro and a feature about “30 Rock” star Tracy Morgan.
NEW YORK — Burgeoning gay icon Levi Johnston has decided to accept an offer to pose for Playgirl — the only catch is that he won’t be fully nude.
Gawker.com reported today that an agreement has been reached for Johnston to pose in his skivvies for Playgirl.com and the final details currently are being hammered out.
What started as a joke between Johnston and his manager during a photo shoot for Vanity Fair (conversation at the end of the video clip above) is now actually going to happen. After reading about Johnston’s willingness to pose nude, Playgirl photo coordinator Daniel Nardicio got in contact with Johnston’s manager, Tank Jones who passed along the message to his client’s lawyer.
“There are people out there that want to see such a shoot of Levi and we are ready to do it if the proposal is right,” his lawyer Rex Butler wrote. Read the rest of this entry »
Levi Johnston is being offered $25,000 to star in a solo masturbation video for StraightCollegeMen.com. He mentioned that he would be willing to go naked if the price was right on Bravo’s “Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen.” After revealing himself as a straight up fame whore, the site has decided to propose a deal to get Levi naked and tugging.
This Press Release was sent out earlier today:
VEGAS PORN COMPANY OFFERS LEVI JOHNSTON $25,000 TO TAKE IT ALL OFF American Politic’s First Baby Daddy Sought To Appear Naked In Solo Video
From LeviNaked.com
In an open letter to Levi Johnston, StraightCollegeMen.com has offered Bristol Palin’s baby daddy $25,000 to complete a solo masturbation video for its website.
“I’ve always thought he’d make a good model for us. Decidedly straight and rugged, yet savvy enough to know exactly what he’s doing,” says Justin Clouse, owner of Bait & Tackle®, a Las Vegas based motion picture production company which runs StraightCollegeMen.com amongst its sites.
“When I heard him say that he’d consider posing nude for enough money, I knew we had to make a tangible offer. $25,000 is a lot of money for an hour of his time, but I’ve been wanting to add a celebrity to StraightCollegeMen.com’s roster for a long time,” Clouse continued.
Indeed, upon watching Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen and hearing Johnston respond to a question about if he’d ever consider posing nude, the team at Bait & Tackle immediately came up with a plan to take him up on the offer. Read the rest of this entry »
We love celebrities, but we especially love celebrities in the nude. If you haven’t heard about the Rihanna nude photo leak, you must be living under a rock. The pop princess has been “allegedly” fully exposed in the buff and if this body is of the “Umbrella” singer we want to be caught in the rain with her.
Mr. Skin also has a hilarious recap of celebrities and their porn look-a-likes.
So porn is all about outrageous-ness and deflowering, but the $1 Million dollar offer to “Britain’s Got Talent” performer Susan Boyle takes the cake. The 47 year old stunned the web with her beautiful and “tingling” performanceof “I Dreamed a Dream” from “Les Miserables. Her singing was so spine-tingling, I think even Simon had an orgasm. But one things for sure, Susan Boyle isn’t cumming anytime soon.
Susan’s a self-confessed 47-year-old virign and has “Never Been Kissed”. Enter the Porn Industry to the rescue. Mark Kulkis, of Los Angeles-based Kick Ass Films, has offered Virginal Boyle a cold 1 million dollars to not only star in a porn, but what would be losing her virginity on film! No offense to Ms. Boyle, but don’t count your orgasms before they hatch.
While we’re sure someone wants to see Susan Boyle’s cherry popped on screen, that $1 Million dollar offer is as real as a Jenna Jameson look-a-like’s fake boobs. We probably won’t be seeing Singing Susan in the nude anytime soon, but you can always check out our Mature ladies in these videos.
