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We love celebrities, but we especially love celebrities in the nude. If you haven’t heard about the Rihanna nude photo leak, you must be living under a rock. The pop princess has been “allegedly” fully exposed in the buff and if this body is of the “Umbrella” singer we want to be caught in the rain with her.

Mr. Skin also has a hilarious recap of celebrities and their porn look-a-likes.

Christy Canyon = Kim Kardashian

Ginger Lynn = Heidi Montag

View More Porn-Alikes at Mr. Skin

So porn is all about outrageous-ness and deflowering, but the $1 Million dollar offer to  “Britain’s Got Talent” performer Susan Boyle takes the cake. The 47 year old stunned the web with her beautiful and “tingling” performance of “I Dreamed a Dream” from “Les Miserables. Her singing was so spine-tingling, I think even Simon had an orgasm. But one things for sure, Susan Boyle isn’t cumming anytime soon.

Susan’s a  self-confessed 47-year-old virign and  has “Never Been Kissed”. Enter the Porn Industry to the rescue. Mark Kulkis, of Los Angeles-based Kick Ass Films, has offered Virginal Boyle a cold 1 million dollars to not only star in a porn, but what would be losing her virginity on film!  No offense to Ms. Boyle, but don’t count your orgasms before they hatch.

While we’re sure someone wants to see Susan Boyle’s cherry popped on screen, that $1 Million dollar offer is as real as a Jenna Jameson look-a-like’s fake boobs. We probably won’t be seeing Singing Susan in the nude anytime soon, but you can always check out our Mature ladies in these videos.

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Rosario Dawson did an awesome shoot for Complex Magazine and man oh man is she fulfulling a lot of peoples fantasies with these babies. Naughty School Girl, Asian Massage Parlor Girl, and Bondage Vixen= HELLO!

Seriously? It doesn’t get much better than this. Well actually, It could, but I’m trying to be great full for what I have received.

When I previously wrote about Miss USA Loves the Cock I was referring to the porn she was doing with Vivid titled Faithless.

I was hoping and praying we were going to get it soon because I’ve always been a fan of watching Miss USA, Miss America, and Miss Universe on TV and you rarely see their Barbie bodies ever again, until now!

I’d like to extend a big THANK YOU to Miss Kelli McCarty for breaking the mold. We always knew those pageant bitches were bad girls, and now she’s proving it.

Make sure you check out Faithless!

I informed ya’ll last week that Lisa Ann was cast to play Sarah Palin in Hustler’s new political porn- Nailin’ Paylin’. Now, we have some photos to ease the pain involved in the waiting game:

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You know what, I really can’t stop thinking about Amy Smart and her cute little body, so I’m going to pretend that Barbie Cummings is Amy Smart because that doesn’t involve too much imagination (Hey- I’m trying to make it easy for you, people!)

Ch Ch Check out Amy Smart Barbie Cummings with mad dick:

Of course you can always check many more of Barbie Cummings movies at Hotmovies.com

I have to say that I really enjoy seeing Amy Smart in the nude- she’s totally fucking hot and I don’t think she gets naked enough in movies.

In her new movie, Mirrors, she gets naked and wet.. and wet and naked and torn apart- you get the idea.

There have been a shit load of rumors about a Britney Spears sex tape and I just want it to surface already- I heard that the paparazzi dude that she was banging asked her to take off her pink wig during the tape and she goes “what wig, I’m not wearing a wig”- priceless.

Anyway, here are some pictures of Slutney masturbating with bath water:

If you like Britney Spears, peep this:

Leah Luv may not be the REAL Britney Spears but who can really tell the difference with all the different wigs the real Britney wears?

Let’s face the music, folks- Megan Hauserman is a fame whore and I guess I’m contributing since I’m including her name and picture on this blog.. Let’s just get this straight though, I’m only posting the picture because she’s topless and her freckles are sexy as hell.

But let’s get down to business, she looks an awful lot like Ashlynn Brooke and even though Megan hasn’t gotten down and dirty on film, we can fantasize that she has while we watch Ashlynn Brooke (hey- it’s the best I can do).

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Diora Bairds is nude in Maxim Magazine because she’s going to be in the new Star Trek movie, and she’s playing an alien. Hopefully they don’t put too much makeup on her because from the looks of things- she definitely doesn’t need it.

I obviously couldn’t keep my eyes off the pictures of her and it got me to thinking that she looks a hell of a lot like porn star Aaralyn Barra.

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