Did she just fall down the stairs? Hawt.

Philadelphia, PA – Poor Little Shyla 2, the sequel to Video on Demand’s most popular title of 2011, has been released exclusively on HotMovies.com. In just a few days it has skyrocketed to the number one spot.

With the landmark success of Poor Little Shyla‘s exclusive release on HotMovies.com, Girlfriends Films was happy to release the sequel only on HotMovies.com. Poor Little Shyla 2 is already the most watched movie on HotMovies.com, a phenomenon that did not surprise James Cybert, HotMovies director of business development. “Girlfriends Films was as happy with the popularity of Poor Little Shyla as we were. They spent the last year carefully crafting Shyla 2 to capitalize on the same hot power play and real lesbian sex. They really put their best foot forward with a whole new cast,” said Cybert.

Shyla Jennings is back, along with the fan favorite Julia Ann, and adorable newcomers Lily Carter and Sensi Pearl. Shyla 2 features elitism, sadism, pity, lust and unspoken desires; helplessness, dominance, and altruism all rushing into a thrilling tale of interconnected lesbian encounters.

The controversial original, featuring the exploitation of a handicapped young girl and portrayed by a stunning cast of models, was originally going to be called “Molesting Shyla.” “It’s amazing to me the kind of things that get popular,” said Cybert. “This is a movie about a young girl, confined to leg braces and crutches, who is teased by her classmates. As an act of hazing, they take sexual advantage of her and in doing so, release an unspoken Sapphic desire inside her, and inside them.” Poor Little Shyla 2 is even more edgy than the first. Cybert said, “It’s a premise that seems really creepy. You look out of curiosity and find a find a story so titillating it sucks you in like a clit into a lipstick lesbian’s mouth.”

Featuring coerced sex, older/ younger lesbian seductions, and breathless Dionysian group sex, the Poor Little Shyla franchise plays with your emotions far more than any other typical lesbian sex movie. Girlfriends Films specializes in this kind of intensity between the characters, and Poor Little Shyla 2 is it’s most daring and successful movie to date.

Girlfriends Film’s record breaking Poor Little Shyla was a masterpiece of power dynamics and acting. The actors were hot too, from the pouty, nubile Shyla Jennings to the vampy ginger goddess Faye Reagan; RayVaness with her buxom, matronly performance and Georgia Jones as a coy, slender prep with mischievous machinations, the actors brought to life an entire spectrum of body types and attitudes. Combined with Girlfriends Film’s high quality production and writing, it’s easy to see how Poor Little Shyla topped the Video on Demand charts for all of 2011.

Poor Little Shyla 2 is available now exclusively on HotMovies.com.

An excerpt from the AVN article regarding this matter:

“‘Rep. Zoe Lofgren (D-Calif, San Jose) added amendments about pornography and referred to the CEO of Pink Visual (Alison Vivas) as someone she’d like to call in as an expert witness to help craft some of the SOPA regulations on pornography,” wrote Blue. “Pink Visual is known for being at the forefront of pornography and technology, with the first cloud storage for porn, the first iPad porn app, an API and more.”

No argument about Pink Visual’s role as an innovator, but as far as Lofgren mentioning Vivas as a possible expert witness, it never happened, and neither did she offer an amendment on pornography. That singular task was undertaken by Rep. Jared Polis (D-Colo., pictured), whose amendment, had it not been voted down, would have exempted copyright-infringing porn sites from being targeted for takedown by the Attorney General.

The amendment language read, “CERTAIN ENFORCEMENT ACTIONS PROHIBITED IN THE CASE OF OBSCENE OR PORNOGRAPHIC WORKS—The Attorney General shall bring no action, and no public resources shall be expended under this section, for the purpose of protecting any intellectual property right pertaining to a work whose contents are pornographic or obscene in nature.’”

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Now, let’s put this into layman’s terms…

Representative Zoe Lofgren, Chair of the 34 Member California Democratic Congressional Delegation, and Representative Jared Polis, Member of the U.S. House of Representatives from Colorado’s 2nd district, apparently believe that Adult Industry media should not be helped by SOPA if passed, because the majority of pirated materials online are pornographic. Representative Polis states that his amendment does not infringe on the rights of pornographers, but instead intends to make sure the Attorney General’s Office is not using tax payers’ money to focus on benefiting the Adult Industry.

The article above is slightly unclear on whether Rep. Lofgren opposed Rep. Polis’ amendment or not, but her live response shows a more solid opinion. She states, “I think not supporting this amendment is going to be kind of hard to explain back home…” Considering every legal pornographic company within the United States also pays taxes along with those business Rep. Polis calls “legitimate”, it becomes hard to understand who’s tax dollars are the subject of this conversation.

Regardless, congress voted down this amendment. SOPA, if passed without further legislature intended to single out the Adult Industry, should be used to combat the piracy of Adult Industry media online.

If you haven’t featured Sunny Leone yet this year, you may want to rethink your webmaster strategy. Since becoming a part of the hit New Dheli reality TV show, Big Boss, traffic to SunnyLeone.com now makes up 0.01% of all internet users in the world.

We understand how obscure 0.01% must sound when compared to everyone who uses the internet on the planet Earth. So, let’s break this down shall we? The official Sunny Leone website has an Alexa ranking (Alexa.com is a global website ranking service) of 9184. VividEntertainment.com has an Alexa ranking of 567,384. Although, maybe you feel VividEntertainment.com is not necessarily the flagship web address for this ultra-powerful adult industry company. Then we would change our reference to Vivid.com, which has an Alexa ranking of 23,508. Much closer, but still no cigar. After checking these numbers, we decided to take our research outside of the adult industry bubble for an even better understanding of how prolific this traffic burst is. We found that one hysterically popular cartoon show’s website, Pokemon.com, came in at 11,947.

Sunny Leone, you can now officially say that you are more popular than Pikachu.

Become a Webmaster and Profit on Promoting Sunny Leone

Facebook has “declared war” upon the semi-interesting blog, IsAnyoneUp.com, for breaching it’s TOS. Now, this statement sounds really effing boring when you’ve never been to IsAnyoneUp.com before. What this blog has become infamous for is posting nude mobile photos of people alongside a screen shot of their real Facebook profile. Something that becomes mildly more interesting when band members from groups such as Glassjaw and Panic at The Disco! are also included in their naked ranks. This is currently allowed with the profile owner’s consent, but aye there’s the rub. Many updates to IsAnyoneUp have come in via a more vengeful avenue, and complaints have rolled in from mortified ex-girlfriends who find their tits under their profile pic.

Hunter Moore, proprietor of IsAnyoneUp, was sent this cease-and-desist letter by Joseph Cutler in representation of Facebook.com. The letter specifically cites Moore’s violations of Facebook’s TOS in these areas:

- Publishing screenshots from Facebook that contain personally identifiable information
about Facebook users without first obtaining the users’ written consent to publish the
screenshots.

- Threatening, harassing or intimidating other Facebook users.

The keystone in this raunchy scheme, is Facebook cannot speed up due process. The Awl has reported that IsAnyoneUp.com was clearing $13,000 a month at the end of November this year. So, you can imagine how much he has already made off of his 2 year registration back in August of 2010. Anyone with a brain would squeeze out as much time our legal system has to offer before complying, and continue to make exponentially more money off of the buzz Facebook has graced upon them. Not to mention, IsAnyoneUp.com only relies on it’s tie to Facebook as a gimmick. Now that the site has gained worldwide popularity, it can continue to post as many user submitted nude photos as it wants without any aid from the Social Media monolith. Regardless of losing it’s ability to use Facebook sharing tools, web ranking and review sites, such as StumbleUpon and Reddit, will also continue to stream traffic straight to Hunter Moore’s T&A matinee.

In essence, we don’t think Hunter really gives a crap what Mark Zuckerberg thinks anymore. Does this sound similar to how Zuckerberg staved off the Winklevoss twins until Facebook was too big for them to battle? Whoops, too soon?

Philadelphia, PA – Hotmovies.com has secured a Video on Demand exclusive launch for VivThomas.com’s new title, Story of She. The title will debut on HotMovies.com December 6th.

The all-girl Story of She recounts the rise of Lexi Lowe from humble beginnings to a passionate life of luxury in a Mediterranean mansion. The busty Welsh beauty discovers her secret desires, and the production team at Viv Thomas captures her journey in exquisite detail. From her first hesitant but breathless lesbian encounter, to the experienced, confident lover she becomes, Story of She is an erotic crescendo. Shot in London, Budapest and Portugal the film has a refined international feel, especially considering the stunning cast of models form the United Kingdom and Eastern Europe.

HotMovies and Viv Thomas have enjoyed a great relationship over the years. Viv Thomas titles constantly rank among the ‘ Top Rated‘ lists, and remain one of the most popular European studios online.

“We have always enjoyed working with the team at HotMovies,” says Viv Thomas, “They are extremely professional; our product always excels on their platform. HotMovies.com’s pay-per-minute model is the perfect way to view porn online because you only pay for what you watch- and people are watching Viv Thomas!”

What will the calendar reveal? A Nativity scene? The North Pole? Aletta Ocean's ass?

Philadelphia, PA – The delivery workers are hustling, annoying music assaults us in places of commerce, and Fox News pundits are on the warpath, which can only mean one thing; the holidays are here. HotMovies.com unveils its new advent calendar to help cope with the stressful holiday season.

“When I was a kid, we opened the advent calendar every December day in anticipation of Christmas. Now, HotMovies.com users can do the same thing; except instead of candy, it’s free porn,” said HotMovies.com Director of Business Development James Cybert.

Each day in December, logged in HotMovies users can open a square on the advent calendar and redeem a prize. “It could be some free minutes, a free rental, or an even better secret prize,” said Cybert, giggling like a small brat. “You will just have to visit every day to find out!”

In what Penn State University is calling a purely preventative strategy, the school has purchased multiple .XXX domains containing words, acronyms and phrases used in their branding. PSU.xxx, PennState.xxx, NittanyLions.xxx and ThePennsylvaniaStateUniversity.xxx were purchased for $200 each in hopes of keeping adult industry webmasters from using other associated web addresses. ICANN had allowed certain organizations, including colleges, to purchase .XXX domains before the public for this very reason.

The news may not come as too big of a shock to the adult industry, which also was allowed first dibs on branded URLs. Although, news of these .XXX purchases comes at a horrible time for Penn State University. Fox News published a short article focusing on these domains, and supplemented it further with yet another summary of the Jerry Sandusky scandal. It seems the media is not going to be happy until PSU is forever known as the most scandalous University in America.

Penn State’s preventative measures may seem well planned, but we adult industry webmasters known a thing-er-two about how to get around such tactics. The purchase of NittanyLions.xxx may stop us from creating URLs such as NittanyLionGirls.xxx, but it does not take PennLionGirls.xxx out of the realm of possibilities. Addresses like PennsylvaniaStateUndies.xxx, PeeSU.xxx, and PussyStateUniversity.xxx will eventually appear on the wondrous web.

A.K.A. “Giving Away Free Porn is Hard: Part IV”

Philadelphia, PA – HotMovies.com has donated a cache of foreign-language adult DVDs to the Kinsey Institute as part of its ongoing effort to bring porn to those who need it most. The Kinsey Library was looking for more foreign language titles for their archive of erotica when HotMovies answered the call with titles from Japan, Italy, Germany, Turkey, and France.

As the world’s largest video on demand provider, HotMovies accumulates hundreds of thousands of adult DVDs for encoding purposes. While they keep a hard copy of each of the 150,000+ movies on the site, sometimes providers send duplicates. Over HotMovies’ 9 years of service, they have gathered a large amount of these duplicates; some estimate as many as 10,000.

“We wanted to send these DVDs where they would do the most good,” said HotMovies director of business development James Cybert. “The Kinsey Institute has been contributing to the science of human sexuality for more than 60 years. They have an impressive archive of academic studies, erotic art from all over the world, and now, foreign language porno DVDs from HotMovies.”

The Kinsey Institute has an impressive library of material related to human sexuality. Their erotic art collection includes all kinds of pieces from all over the world, and spans 2,000 years of human history. The Kinsey Library boasts a photography collection of 48,000 pieces. HotMovies.com is proud to contribute to Kinsey’s extensive film and visual media library with titles like Schwanz Fresser (Dick Eater,) Sperma Tanken (Cum Refuel,) Culi Sempre Pronto (Asses Ready,) and Atti Spudoratamente Osceni (Blatantly Obscene Acts.)

The HotMovies DVD archive still contains thousands of extra DVDs that still need a good home. “We’re still looking for a non-profit organization to give these to,” said Cybert. “If you can suggest a charity that deserves a contribution, contact us with details.”

If you were not previously aware, the HotMovies captial of the world is located within the heart of Philadelphia. The city of Brotherly Love is known for a great many things throughout United States history, but none more currently prolific than it’s sports culture. Philadelphia has the reputation for being home to the toughest sports fans in American Football, mostly noted by the epic tale of Eagles fans throwing snow balls at Santa Clause during a game in 1968.

Much like the “Joe Must Go” era of Eagles football, when fans called for head coach Joe Kuharich to be removed, Philadelphia is calling for the dismissal of Andy Reid. 1968 Eagles QB Norm Snead was also having a horrifyingly similar season to what Michael Vick is producing this year. With all of these close comparisons to that fateful season, and 2011 inching closer to the Holiday season, HotMovies feels it should do anything it can to prevent another Santa sniping.

Luckily, we found that another Philadelphia adult industry entity has been having the same fear. The Alt Porn Network and HotMovies have teamed up to help alleviate some Philadelphia sporting angst. Photographed below is none other than the gorgeous Arden Adamz showing off the positive side of her Philly pride. When the Eagles give you lemons, say “fuck lemons” and remember the Phillies! We certainly will be after seeing this hot set of Philadelphia Phillies fan photos.

So, I’m kind of a big deal on a link aggregating website called Reddit.com, heard of it? We hold a contest every week on the sex sub-reddit and the winner gets a handful of porn DVDs shipped out to them. We’ve had pussy eating haiku, pick-up line competitions, and found out what weird crap people fuck. It’s a lot of fun, but when it comes to giving away all these porn DVDs its just drops in the bucket.

So, I’m still open to suggestions and propositions about how to actually go about unloading all this porn. I wanted to give some to the Kinsey Institute and it looks like that was finally approved. It took two shareholder’s meetings, a business plan, an IRS audit, and a cavity search but at last I got approval to spend $6.13 to ship some up to them.

I can’t get through it all sending a few each week to various redditors. Besides, some of them live in backward sexually repressed third world states like Alabama and Texas, and we can’t ship to those places. Seriously, help me out here internet. My next best plan is to load up a small charter plane with thousands of gay porn DVDs and just crop- dust Uganda.