For all us guys out there, going down on a girl can sometimes be an adventure. Let’s be real. We usually have absolutely no idea what we’re doing. But it’s hard to practice this sort of thing. I mean, if a girl wants to practice giving a blow job, she can grab a banana or cucumber or something else dick-shaped. What the hell are we supposed to do?! Well, gentlemen, we are now in luck. An app called “Lick This” was recently just released that lets you practice your oral skills right on your phone.

lick app

So, this is probably an app that you’re going to want to only use in the privacy of your home. It might look a little strange if you’re just licking your phone on the subway or walking down the street. But hey, if you’re comfortable enough with yourself to do that, then go for it.

How exactly does the app work? Well, there are a series of exercises to go through a variety of tongue motions. When you think about it, it makes perfect sense. The tongue is a muscle after all. And just like any other muscle, it will only get stronger if used. So by going through these exercises, soon you can be like a tongue body builder.

Before you just start going at it with your phone, though, you might want to take some sanitary precautions. We spend all day touching our phones and putting them down on surfaces that probably haven’t been cleaned in who knows how long. So the folks who created Lick recommend that you put down a piece of plastic wrap or something similar over your screen so you don’t wind up with some weird disease because you just started rubbing your tongue all over your filthy phone screen.

While Club Sexy Time, the people who made the app, created Lick as sort of a joke; I do think it provides a viable service. I think plenty of dudes, whether they admit it or not, would be totally willing to practice on something like this if it was available. So maybe if this thing gets popular enough, they’ll start introducing more features and make it an even more viable source for learning how to give the best cunnilingus possible.

In the world of technology, everybody is always looking for the next big thing. And when you find something that has potential, you have to determine if it’s just going to be a fad or if it has staying power. Because the worst thing you can do is go spend thousands of dollars on some nice new equipment only to have it be irrelevant in a couple years. Well the next (possibly) big thing is here. 4K Ultra HD TVs are the next step in entertainment technology.

The resolution and quality on these TVs is going to be amazing. And guess who’s starting to take advantage? Porn studios. There have already been a few studios that are heading in the direction of producing 4K Ultra HD videos. Can you even imagine? Make a POV movie with this quality level and it will be like you are actually in the room with that girl. Hell, I’ll bet you’ll even start to think you’re actually getting your dick sucked because it looks so good. And who wouldn’t want to see an ass like Remy LaCroix’s in that quality?

remy lacroix ass

I’m also curious to see if the level of attractiveness in the average porn star starts to rise as we get higher and higher quality videos. Let’s be honest. Sometimes porn stars can not be the most elegant looking of people. They cake a bunch of make up on them to make them look acceptable and “attractive”, but really, they’re just average people you’d see walking down the street. But with these Ultra HD quality TVs, it will be increasingly harder to mask appearances. This could be a win-win for us viewers. Not only will we get better quality, but we will also get hotter ladies. I mean, it makes sense. The more money and quality that is put into making these movies, the bigger the job will get. You’re no longer just filming a girl in some random bedroom with a camcorder. Due to this increase in production, it’s only normal that the quality of stars increases, too.

Now, these TVs are still a ways away from being mainstream, but it’s always fun to look ahead and speculate. And hey, if you happen to have $40,000 just laying around, you can purchase this amazing 4K Ultra Short Throw Projector from Sony. I know I would if I had that kind of money to just throw away. This thing looks amazing.

4K projector

oculus rift

Oculus Rift is a virtual reality headset that is in the process of being designed to create a fully immersive gaming environment. It’s a really cool idea that would open the world of gaming up to an incredible amount of possibilities. Imagine playing a game like Skyrim or Grand Theft Auto Vwhich have such detailed and interesting worlds, and feeling like you’re actually inside the world that you’re playing in.

But let’s be honest…

If virtual reality reaches the levels that Oculus Rift is hoping to reach then we’re going to want to use it for more than just games. There are too many possibilities for entertainment with such a device to limit it’s uses solely to gaming.

Well, not to worry. Because in some recent leaked footage, it appears that the Oculus Rift will be able to be used for virtual porn. That’s right. Finally, you’ll be able to create a perfect, customized version of yourself and get all the ladies that you never could in the real world. Want a 10 inch dick? No problem! You could finally put yourself in this guy’s shoes.

Okay, so there are definitely some weird things that go along with this. For instance, you apparently need some weird mechanical sensor pretending to jerk you off. This may create some awkward moments if someone were to walk in on you. Traditionally, with regular porn, you can just open up a new tab and pull your pants up. Now, you have a whole list of things that are going to give away the fact that you were just masturbating.

Still though, the possibilities with this technology are endless. It doesn’t just limit you to hand jobs. No, no. You can go all the way with this virtual porn. Although, again, you’re probably going to want to make sure that no one is around for the foreseeable future if you decide to use this. Because if someone catches you air-humping this thing wearing virtual reality goggles; there’s a good chance you’re going to be getting made fun of for quite a while.

For more info on the Oculus Rift and news on how the project is going, check out their site. Sure, these videos look kind of amusing now and it’s a little hard to imagine this becoming a household item all over, but this technology is awesome. I, for one, cannot wait until more developments come out in the field of virtual reality.

Just like it’s social networking competitor Facebook did back in 2012, Twitter has now decided to go public. There are many reasons that a private company may decide to go the route of an IPO (initial public offering). A couple would be access to a wider range of investors and being open to more advertisement possibilities. Both of these reasons make it a sensible choice for the guys at Twitter to want to go public. Twitter has struggled in the past at finding ways to monetize the success that they’ve had with their site. But all of this stuff is on the business end of things, which isn’t particularly important as far as us users are concerned.

What I’m worried about with Twitter’s decision to go public is the potential restriction on free speech. One thing Twitter has always had an advantage in over all of the other social media sites is the allowance of uncensored content. This is what makes Twitter great and helps it stand apart from its competitors. With more investors and more eyes looking in at the company after going public, there are bound to be tough decisions to be made regarding this matter.

Now, considering I work in the world of pornography, I would prefer that Twitter not be censored. In a censored Twitter world, I would not get to see near the amount of boobs and butts on a daily basis. And I happen to enjoy the current rate of naked ladies I see in my feed every day very much. Take Riley Reid for instance. Her Twitter account is a haven for debaucherous content. Sure I can go watch her get a facial really easily. And that’s great and all. But sometimes I don’t have time for that. Sometimes I just want to see a quick little nip slip in my Twitter browsing.

While images like this are surely adorable, I want MORE!

I much prefer seeing Vine videos of her boobs and butt like the ones below.

Hopefully the future public investors of Twitter realize that what makes it such a great and different platform than other social media sites is its free speech and unrestricted content guidelines. As much garbage and nonsense as you’ll find in the Twitterverse, it would still be a sad day to see it go the way of restricted and censored content.

If you haven’t featured Sunny Leone yet this year, you may want to rethink your webmaster strategy. Since becoming a part of the hit New Dheli reality TV show, Big Boss, traffic to now makes up 0.01% of all internet users in the world.

Sunny Leone Big BossWe understand how obscure 0.01% must sound when compared to everyone who uses the internet on the planet Earth. So, let’s break this down shall we? The official Sunny Leone website has an Alexa ranking ( is a global website ranking service) of 9184. has an Alexa ranking of 567,384. Although, maybe you feel is not necessarily the flagship web address for this ultra-powerful adult industry company. Then we would change our reference to, which has an Alexa ranking of 23,508. Much closer, but still no cigar. After checking these numbers, we decided to take our research outside of the adult industry bubble for an even better understanding of how prolific this traffic burst is. We found that one hysterically popular cartoon show’s website,, came in at 11,947.

Sunny Leone, you can now officially say that you are more popular than Pikachu.

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Penn-State-Buys-XXX-WebsitesIn what Penn State University is calling a purely preventative strategy, the school has purchased multiple .XXX domains containing words, acronyms and phrases used in their branding.,, and were purchased for $200 each in hopes of keeping adult industry webmasters from using other associated web addresses. ICANN had allowed certain organizations, including colleges, to purchase .XXX domains before the public for this very reason.

The news may not come as too big of a shock to the adult industry, which also was allowed first dibs on branded URLs. Although, news of these .XXX purchases comes at a horrible time for Penn State University. Fox News published a short article focusing on these domains, and supplemented it further with yet another summary of the Jerry Sandusky scandal. It seems the media is not going to be happy until PSU is forever known as the most scandalous University in America.

Penn State’s preventative measures may seem well planned, but we adult industry webmasters known a thing-er-two about how to get around such tactics. The purchase of may stop us from creating URLs such as, but it does not take out of the realm of possibilities. Addresses like,, and will eventually appear on the wondrous web.

New York, NY — You might want to shield your eyes the next time you walk across your local New York Public Library. Due to a policy at all city libraries, adults have the ability and freedom to access any Internet porn, reported PIX 11.

Adults can access the pornography sites because of a free speech clause and the protection of the first amendment.

Many people are worried about kids in the library who may inadvertently see the pornographic photos scrolled across a computer screen used by an adult. Not all the library computers have a privacy screen to keep the racy photos at bay.

“The library provides access to anything that’s protected by the First Amendment rights,” said Brooklyn Library spokesperson, Richard Reyes-Gavilan.

In other places, like Los Angeles, people are allowed to click on the porn sites at libraries, while other states like Washington State had it completely banned.

Under laws, libraries are only required to block illegal or obscene content, like child pornography.

This also just in. It is still very illegal to masturbate in public. So, why you would want to be viewing pornography at a public library is beyond me. Unless you have some college project focusing on human sexuality, I think you should keep your internet arousal at home. Otherwise, walking down the street in NYC with a pitched tent could become very awkward.

Apparently Camden, New Jersey is good for more than just giving Detroit, Michigan a run for it’s money every year as “Most Dangerous Place to Live.”

A study of Google Trends performed by Charlotte Markey, Rutgers University psychologist, and her husband Patrick Markey of Villanova University, tabulated porn keyword usage during the weeks before and after presidential elections in each state during 2004, 2006 and 2008. What they found was a heightened search for online porn in states voting for the winning presidential candidate after the election. Who knew voting for your perception of the lesser evil could effect your libido?

“Research has shown testosterone levels fluctuate with whether or not one wins in a competition,” Charlotte Markey said. “Even if a man is sitting in a bar and his team wins, his testosterone levels will rise.”


420 Marijuana Glass Pipe Dildos

Yes. What you are seeing is absolutely real. These are fine hand made glass smoking pipes that also double as glass dildos. Made in Portland by Gremlin from Momentum Glass, these pieces are pretty rare. I had to do a lot of searching to find these after watching Scarlett Pain use one during her scene in Bong Load Girls.

If you’re a fun-loving hippie girl who can’t seem to find enough time between smoking weed and masturbating, this is the bowl piece for you! Of course, if you’re really a wild child, we invite you to take the “Bowldo Challenge.” Light your Marijuana, take a rip and start masturbating. The challenge is to not let the cherry go out between fucking yourself and hitting the bowl.

One speed, GO!

I bet when Julian Assange created he hadn’t thought of his platform being used in the Adult Industry. Personally, neither did I. None the less, it seems someone has taken it upon his/her self to publish is a database of porn star stage names being linked, to what is rumored to be, each actor/actress’ personal information. I suppose in an electronic era where sites such as and paid consumer background checks exist, this shouldn’t come as a surprise.

“PornWikiLeaks has combined high-end security technologies with journalism and ethical principles. Like other media outlets conducting investigative journalism, we accept (but do not solicit) anonymous sources of information. Unlike other outlets, we provide a high security anonymous message board fortified by cutting-edge cryptographic information technologies. This provides maximum protection to our sources. We are fearless in our efforts to get the unvarnished truth out to the public. When information comes in, our journalists analyze the material, verify it and write a news piece about it describing its significance to society. We then publish both the news story and the original material in order to enable readers to analyze the story in the context of the original source material themselves.” – PornWikiLeaks About

Just as other free personal information indexes have begun to rub mainstream internet users the wrong way, is sure to meet opposition from adult industry actors, actresses and the agencies who manage them. If a cease and desist letter has not already been sent, I’m sure it’s in final draft on someone’s desk this morning.