For all us guys out there, going down on a girl can sometimes be an adventure. Let’s be real. We usually have absolutely no idea what we’re doing. But it’s hard to practice this sort of thing. I mean, if a girl wants to practice giving a blow job, she can grab a banana or cucumber or something else dick-shaped. What the hell are we supposed to do?! Well, gentlemen, we are now in luck. An app called “Lick This” was recently just released that lets you practice your oral skills right on your phone.
So, this is probably an app that you’re going to want to only use in the privacy of your home. It might look a little strange if you’re just licking your phone on the subway or walking down the street. But hey, if you’re comfortable enough with yourself to do that, then go for it.
How exactly does the app work? Well, there are a series of exercises to go through a variety of tongue motions. When you think about it, it makes perfect sense. The tongue is a muscle after all. And just like any other muscle, it will only get stronger if used. So by going through these exercises, soon you can be like a tongue body builder.
Before you just start going at it with your phone, though, you might want to take some sanitary precautions. We spend all day touching our phones and putting them down on surfaces that probably haven’t been cleaned in who knows how long. So the folks who created Lick recommend that you put down a piece of plastic wrap or something similar over your screen so you don’t wind up with some weird disease because you just started rubbing your tongue all over your filthy phone screen.
While Club Sexy Time, the people who made the app, created Lick as sort of a joke; I do think it provides a viable service. I think plenty of dudes, whether they admit it or not, would be totally willing to practice on something like this if it was available. So maybe if this thing gets popular enough, they’ll start introducing more features and make it an even more viable source for learning how to give the best cunnilingus possible.