The Number One Bad Reason to Have Sex is:

Revenge: “The most popular very-wrong reason to have sex, revenge sex never ends well.

Hooking up with his best friend because you’re angry at your boyfriend will get you nowhere. If you do manage to break up their friendship, then you’re stuck with an untrustworthy dude (if he did it to him, he’ll do it to you).

Even worse, there’s always the (strong) possibility that he went right back and told his buddy and the two of them are now comparing notes over high-fives and hot wings.”

Alright, you caught me! I’ve had revenge sex before and let me tell you- I wouldn’t recommend it. Not because the boys later compared notes over hot wings, or that I broke up their friendship or that I ended up dating either one of them and later developed trust issues- but I wouldn’t recommend it for the sole fact that the revenge sex with the best friend sucked really fucking bad. It was by far the worst sex I’ve ever had.

The best friend was super hot so I wasn’t doing it just because of revenge- I actually thought I would be getting great pleasure from the experience. Plus, we had always had this awesome, flirty kind of relationship and I would wonder what it would be like to get down and dirty with the dude. I should have just kept it at that instead of wasting an entire night (ok I lied, we had sex several times and I would really like to blame the whole situation on alcohol).

But, I can’t say that the revenge sex ended terribly bad. I mean the best friend did treat me to a ‘date’ at a strip club- my first ever experience. You really haven’t lived until you’ve:
A. Had revenge sex with your ex’s best friend.
B. Been taken to a strip club for a date.
C. Seen your revenge fuck stuff dollar billz into the G-String of a stripper on your date to the strip club.

Over all, I don’t regret my decisions. It’s just adding another chapter to my ‘Tell All’ book that I really need to write one of these days.

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-PBR Princess
PBR Princess is a twenty something living it up in this crazy city called Philadelphia. She gets into as much trouble as possible and somehow makes it home safely at night and into work too fucking early.

We believe in the sanctity of marriage here at HotMovies. But we also believe in the sanctity of boobies, so what a real treat to have stumbled upon this gallery of sexy brides in their underwear. Some even have their tats hanging out! But don’t take my word for it, check out the rest of the gallery here.

Ok ok, I guess this post will be my official introduction to all of you meatheads! It’s about time there’s a woman’s perspective around here and who better to write for the HotMovies Blog than a chick who loves getting into trouble, getting drunk and watching porn. Seriously, it doesn’t get much better than that. So far I’ve only dug my nails into a few subjects; Paris Hilton Wants to be Stripperella, No More Playboy Mansion Parties= My Life is Over, $2,000/hr Hooker, I’m in the Wrong Field, and Michael Phelps Can Bang Anyone He Wants. There’s plenty more where that came from, folks.

With that said, I feel it’s only natural that I put my brain to use by reviewing beers on a weekly basis and hopefully turning you onto something new (besides me of course).

So the first beer I chose to review was Sam Adams Cherry Wheat. Reasoning: 1- I already had it at home in my fridge, 2- Pay day isn’t for a few more days so I didn’t want to go pay $10 for some over priced locally brewed ‘lager’, and 3- The Olympics have been on and gymnastics is clearly way more important that socializing with people in the outside world.

Maybe I should preface this whole review with the fact that I hate cherries, yet I somehow really enjoy Sam Adams Cherry Wheat. Maybe it’s the touch of honey that gives the cherries a whole new, less abrasive flavor or maybe it’s the malted wheat that tones them down. Either way, the beer leaves a slight cherry flavor that lingers in your mouth and keeps you coming back for more.

Enough with the boring stuff:
1. Cherry Wheat doesn’t make you gag when you pound one real quick (Hey, that’s important! You know you’ve been in situations that call for desperate measures because you can’t deal with the douche bags at the party so you pound your beer real quick).

2. It gets you pretty drunk after a few due to the 5.4% alcohol content and it’s reasonably priced (especially in the summer months because it was originally a summer brew so it’s usually on ‘special’ at bars).

3. It could also appear to be pretty impressive to a chick in a bar. She assumes you’re going to be super cheap and order her a PBR (Pabst Blue Ribbon for your slackers out there) or Miller Lite, but instead you show up with a Sam Adams Cherry Wheat and bam, next thing you know she’s telling you how much she loves anal and asks how close your apartment is.

Probably not, but fuck it- it’s worth a try.

Next Week: I’ll actually go out to a bar.

-PBR Princess
PBR Princess is a twenty something living it up in this crazy city called Philadelphia. She gets into as much trouble as possible and somehow makes it home safely at night and into work too fucking early.

After running out of condoms at the Athens Olympics, organizers just assumed the need for condoms would be about the same for the Beijing Olympic games- but as of now, they’re wrong.

It seems like the athletes just aren’t doing it and they hope that’ll change since the games are starting to wind down. Employees of the health clinic located inside the Olympic Village are assuming athletes have been under a lot of stress to perform well and win gold that they haven’t had time to think about anything else. They also think being embarrassed about having to walk into a clinic to pick up condoms could be another reason the stock hasn’t started to dwindle.

If I was being put up for free in Beijing in a village with over 10,000 athletes I’d be banging around the clock. I don’t know what these people are thinking.

Source: Yahoo Sports

I’m not really sure what the idea of this game is, but you get to help The Incredible Bulk fuck his hot ass assistant.

Play here: Adult Flash Games

After finding out about this book (I have yet to read it, actually make that no desire) I realize that if people are getting paid $2,000 per hour to have sex with rich men/women- I’m definitely in the wrong field.

Sure you have to give up things like normal relationships, routines and having a private/normal life- but those are all the boring aspects of life.

The author of the book The Price, Natalie “Natalia” McLennan was arrested and charged with money laundering, prostitution, and promoting prostitution because of the fame her ‘company’ received after Spitzer and Ashley Dupre were caught together.

I guess having a book published detailing her ‘close relationship’ with Ashley Dupre is going along with the natural order of the world. Home girl has to make money somehow while she’s in the slammer.

I’m thinking of moving to London and becoming the next Belle Du Jour. I’ll have to change my name because I can’t imagine Prince Charles calling for a PBR Princess… Actually, it kinda works in my favor, I sound like royalty.

-PBR Princess
PBR Princess is a twenty something living it up in this crazy city called Philadelphia. She gets into as much trouble as possible and somehow makes it home safely at night and into work too fucking early.

This is another instance that researches have wasted thousands of dollars to come to the same conclusion they could if they just walked into a bar, or stopped a group of girls on the street.

Beer makes people you normally wouldn’t find attractive, attractive. Period, end of story.

It really doesn’t matter what kind of beer because as long as you get to a certain point, that chubby girl with braces in the corner is going to be a ’10′ by the end of the night. Then you wake up the next morning and bolt out of there as fast as you can- which is a whole other story.

Either way- you drink to get loose and not think about all the stress from your day and to meet people, even if they end up being really fucking ugly when you’re sober.

Source: MSN

I didn’t even know there were cheerleaders for the Olympics- I guess I should have just assumed since the games pretty much revolve around Sex that there would be.

Doesn’t even matter though, I’m just happy there are pictures.

Source: AOL

Legendary actor Ernest Borgnine is missing his days as a U.S. Navy officer – because he was surrounded by cheap food, and even cheaper women.

The 90-year-old Oscar winner admits he frequented brothels monthly while he sailed the seas for 10 years in the 1930s and 40s.
And he admits he wouldn’t hesitate to don the uniform once again and relive his younger years.

Borgnine says, “Listen, I was an ordinary fella, you know… but in those days you only paid two dollars… for the whorehouses. But first of all, we’d go get a bowl of Chinese, you know, shrimp, shrimp and fried rice, that was my favorite.

“It’s one of those things that men have to do and, uh, and in those days I wasn’t responsible to anybody, except myself and to the Navy of course.”

Well I think that certainly sums up the U.S. Navy. There’s nothing left for me to say here.