Fuck that East Coast/West Coast business, the new rapping battle is all about pussy vs. man ass. Who knows what the real fucking story is, but the rumor mill is going on about beef between rapper 50 Cent and Rick Ross, which I could give a shit about, except Ross put out a track mentioning our boy Brian Pumper doing gay porn. And when you mess with the pornstars, you mess with us.
It looks like Brian Pumper isn’t too happy about the accusation either. In his new video “Cut It Out Ricky,” he tells Rick Ross exactly where he can go fuck off to.
And good thing Pumper has all those bitches surrounding him in the video - we wouldn’t want him to protest those gay porn charges too much…
If you’re looking for more Brian Pumper rapping and covered in sexy chicks, check out these hot videos:
Not that kind of video, a music video, dummy! It’s actually pretty funny and in all seriousness if you suffer from epilepsy, please don’t watch it. I have a headache now. Tommy Gunn shines in the spotlight and really shows off his assets.
Yesterday I was just too lazy busy to write about this; but you would have to live under a rock to not have heard about it already. Jenna Jameson gave birth to twin boys at a Newport Beach hospital yesterday. Jenna Jameson and her boyfriend, UFC champ Tito Ortiz have been dating for 2 years and he is the father (when I typed that sentence, I imagined myself saying it in a very Maury way… “and Tito, you ARE the father”).
I guess all we can hope is that she comes back from being a pencil pusher and starts fucking again. I’m sure we’d give Jenna Jameson a very warm welcome to the MILF category.
Last week I posted about the Backseat Film Festival and apparently it was a huge hit on Saturday. They had a special tribute to Adam Rifkin who is a pretty big director and was responsible for the movie Homo Erectus. Ron Jeremy was in the movie Homo Erectus which was screened Saturday night and the Hedgehog was a special surprise guest at the show.
Supposedly, when getting distribution (and after being bought by National Lampoon franchise), Walmart wouldn’t accept a movie called “Homo Erectus” (even though it’s an anthropological term), so they changed the name to National Lampoon’s the Stoned Aged. So Walmart is against possible gay innuendo but totally fine with drug innuendo.
Something to think about next time you’re trying to buy paper towels at Walmart because they’re a whopping 20 cents cheaper than the grocery store.
Bree Olson is a damn fine cook. I follow her on Twitter and she talks a lot about food, but I’m sure that’s not what most people are paying attention to, just like in these videos (who is honestly interested in what she’s cooking?):
Bree Olson also has a few videos up of her cooking steak, and as you just heard, it’s so easy. Good thing it’s so easy because no one is paying attention to the hunks of meat on the table, they’re looking at the two huge hunks of meat on her chest.
Let’s watch some Bree Olson porn now so ya’ll can beat your meat:
“Doug Sakmann, the host of Burning Angel’s Strip For Pain has been on a whirlwind press tour of Philly to promote the 7th annual Backseat Film Festival! Sakmann attacked the Preston and Steve (93.3 WMMR Philly) show last Monday and Danny Bonaduce show (94.1 WYSP Philly) on Thursday with Bam Margera, Joe Frantz and the Girls of Burning Angel.
The segments featured rounds of Strip For Pain; America’s Most Dangerous Gameshow with Burning Angel’s Nicole, Azreal Arden and Morgan Mae dishing out the stripping and pain with speaker wire whipping, duct tape bondage, car jumper nipple clamping, electrocution and the occasional boat oar splintered over contestant’s heads. Danny Bonaduce even got in on the action and took the electrocution all the way to level 10, winning the game!” - Doug Sakmann.
As you can see from the video, Strip For Pain is literally the Worlds Most Dangerous Game Show, and they are damn proud of it. I’ve seen Strip For Pain perform a time or two (they performed at HotMovies 100 Grand Gala & my friend Vic Vile won!) and they are rough. It takes a special kind of person to be able to tolerate that stuff.
This whole thing is to promote the Backseat Film Festival that kicked off on Friday, March 6th and runs through Sunday March 15th, with 14 Philadelphia Feature Film premieres and over 50 shorts and music videos spanning over 21 screening blocks in nine days. It all takes place at Sakmann’s new 941 Theater in Philadelphia (941 N. Front St, Philadelphia PA 19123, 941Theater.com)
I’ll probably be there taking pictures, so you should come say Hello! OH, and one last thing, the winner gets FREE PORN FOR LIFE courtesy of HotMovies.com
‘Naked People’ was created by artist Sebastian Kempa. He expertly tapped into the imagination/voyeur in all of us with this project. He gives us the ability to see a picture of a fully clothed stranger, and by simply clicking on that picture their clothing disappears and you’re left viewing their naked body.
Most of the bodies are exactly how I would imagine they would be, while, naturally, some of them were a little bit of a surprise. I did notice that if I based my assumption of German men off of this project alone, I would think none of them were circumcised. Let’s just say I’m happy to be an American (and sometimes, only for that reason).
Speaking of Naked People, Let’s watch some naked people:
Today is Steven St. Croix birthday and I’m actually pretty excited about it. Maybe I’m excited because I like my men tall, dark and handsome.. somewhat weathered looking and with a big ol’ dong.
Now I’m getting myself all hot and bothered thinking about his wang, so I’m going to watch him fuck a lot. Care to join me?!
Puma Swede recently took a leisurely stroll in the friendly skies with a particularly friendly pilot.
(Images: TMZ)
It seems as though the Pilot, David Martz has been in hot water previously due to the assumption he was flying while intoxicated. He buzzed by an LAPD Helicopter and they forced him to land, when they caught up with him later Matz was taking shots of Vodka. All the more reason for the FAA to start an investigation regarding the pictures of him sucking of Puma Swede’s tit while in air.
I don’t see what all of the fuss is about. Puma Swede is pretty fucking hot, who wouldn’t seize the opportunity of licking her tits and taking pictures with her? I’m sure there have been plenty of times Pilots have gotten busy with flight attendants or more exciting, each other! Isn’t there any auto-pilot feature in airplanes, so what’s the big deal?
Either way, it’s great press for Puma Swede isn’t it?
