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I informed ya’ll last week that Lisa Ann was cast to play Sarah Palin in Hustler’s new political porn- Nailin’ Paylin’. Now, we have some photos to ease the pain involved in the waiting game:

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You know what, I really can’t stop thinking about Amy Smart and her cute little body, so I’m going to pretend that Barbie Cummings is Amy Smart because that doesn’t involve too much imagination (Hey- I’m trying to make it easy for you, people!)

Ch Ch Check out Amy Smart Barbie Cummings with mad dick:

Of course you can always check many more of Barbie Cummings movies at Hotmovies.com

There have been a shit load of rumors about a Britney Spears sex tape and I just want it to surface already- I heard that the paparazzi dude that she was banging asked her to take off her pink wig during the tape and she goes “what wig, I’m not wearing a wig”- priceless.

Anyway, here are some pictures of Slutney masturbating with bath water:

If you like Britney Spears, peep this:

Leah Luv may not be the REAL Britney Spears but who can really tell the difference with all the different wigs the real Britney wears?

Let’s face the music, folks- Megan Hauserman is a fame whore and I guess I’m contributing since I’m including her name and picture on this blog.. Let’s just get this straight though, I’m only posting the picture because she’s topless and her freckles are sexy as hell.

But let’s get down to business, she looks an awful lot like Ashlynn Brooke and even though Megan hasn’t gotten down and dirty on film, we can fantasize that she has while we watch Ashlynn Brooke (hey- it’s the best I can do).

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Diora Bairds is nude in Maxim Magazine because she’s going to be in the new Star Trek movie, and she’s playing an alien. Hopefully they don’t put too much makeup on her because from the looks of things- she definitely doesn’t need it.

I obviously couldn’t keep my eyes off the pictures of her and it got me to thinking that she looks a hell of a lot like porn star Aaralyn Barra.

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Not every hot celebrity chick can have a sex tape. So, HotMovies endevours to find suitable porn star substitutes, in look or substance, for some of Politics Hottest.

1. Sarah Palin, the new Republican VP nominee is definitely a hottie. I would pay big bucks to see her getting plowed. Rebeca Linares has the same appeal that gov. Palin has. Check her out.

Check out these Rebeca Linares Vids:
Secretary’s Day 2
lesbian Tutors 5

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Not every hot celebrity chick can have a sex tape. So, HotMovies endevours to find suitable porn star substitutes, in look or substance, for some of Hollywood’s Hottest.

1. Amanda Beard is definitely hot, and she was in playboy…but that’s not enough for us. We like the more hardcore stuff. Because you won’t see Amanda Beard taking D’s on camera, check out Kelly Kline instead.

Check out these Kelly Kline Vids:
Old Enough To Be Their Mother 2
Shane’s World 36 Snow Trip

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