There is a perfect word which explains the coincidental nature of this post. Serendipity is a word i try not to use too often, but when I am logging in to post a couple shout-outs from Misti Dawn to HotMovies…there’s just no better description.

I guess it’s time to “let the cat out of the bag” on my love for Misti. If the AVN Awards were run by this writer, Best New Starlett would have turned out much differently. No offense to Kagney Linn Karter who is also extremely sexy. If you haven’t noticed yet, Misti commented on the “Special Thanks” post I wrote recently to the stars who signed for our booth at AEE this year. The “Serendipity” I am referring to is based on me not noticing this until I began to write this post.

I had asked my co-worker, and representative of HotMovies at AEE, to try acquiring an autograph for me from Misti in Las Vegas. When he returned without one, I was understandably “bummed out”. Having the gorgeously tattooed darling sign my post is good enough for me. Misti Dawn is a fantastic new edition to the “Burning Angel” crew. Her adorable face and sweet disposition are the perfect supplement to her sexy body and art. The best of both worlds, naughty and nice.

Much of Misti Dawn’s work, along with all of the “Burning Angel” empire, can be found and followed at KinkyBytes.com. Alt-Porn is one of the biggest emerging niches in the Adult Entertainment Industry today. Don’t miss the wave, you’ll be sorry.

Thank you back Misti! Any work I receive with you being a part of it, is automatically much less “work” to me

I informed ya’ll last week that Lisa Ann was cast to play Sarah Palin in Hustler’s new political porn- Nailin’ Paylin’. Now, we have some photos to ease the pain involved in the waiting game:

images: egotastic

You know what, I really can’t stop thinking about Amy Smart and her cute little body, so I’m going to pretend that Barbie Cummings is Amy Smart because that doesn’t involve too much imagination (Hey- I’m trying to make it easy for you, people!)

Ch Ch Check out Amy Smart Barbie Cummings with mad dick:

Of course you can always check many more of Barbie Cummings movies at Hotmovies.com

There have been a shit load of rumors about a Britney Spears sex tape and I just want it to surface already- I heard that the paparazzi dude that she was banging asked her to take off her pink wig during the tape and she goes “what wig, I’m not wearing a wig”- priceless.

Anyway, here are some pictures of Slutney masturbating with bath water:

If you like Britney Spears, peep this:

Leah Luv may not be the REAL Britney Spears but who can really tell the difference with all the different wigs the real Britney wears?

Let’s face the music, folks- Megan Hauserman is a fame whore and I guess I’m contributing since I’m including her name and picture on this blog.. Let’s just get this straight though, I’m only posting the picture because she’s topless and her freckles are sexy as hell.

But let’s get down to business, she looks an awful lot like Ashlynn Brooke and even though Megan hasn’t gotten down and dirty on film, we can fantasize that she has while we watch Ashlynn Brooke (hey- it’s the best I can do).

of course you can always check out Ashlynn Brooke movies of your choice at Hotmovies.com

Diora Bairds is nude in Maxim Magazine because she’s going to be in the new Star Trek movie, and she’s playing an alien. Hopefully they don’t put too much makeup on her because from the looks of things- she definitely doesn’t need it.

I obviously couldn’t keep my eyes off the pictures of her and it got me to thinking that she looks a hell of a lot like porn star Aaralyn Barra.

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That’s a pretty good Porn Star Alternative if I do say so myself… and you know what- looking at all these pictures of Aaralyn Barra has really got me in the mood.. so I’m going to check out some of her movies (and I highly suggest you do the same, duh):

Not every hot celebrity chick can have a sex tape. So, HotMovies endevours to find suitable porn star substitutes, in look or substance, for some of Politics Hottest.

1. Sarah Palin, the new Republican VP nominee is definitely a hottie. I would pay big bucks to see her getting plowed. Rebeca Linares has the same appeal that gov. Palin has. Check her out.

Check out these Rebeca Linares Vids:
Secretary’s Day 2
lesbian Tutors 5

2. Michelle Obama has a hotness about her. So does Cameron Leigh.

Check out these other Cameron Leigh Vids:
Black on Black Crime 2
Booty Talk 41

3.Ann Coulter is not bad at all. Lacie Heart is pretty much a younger version of her…we would love to see the two of them go at it.

Check out these other Lacie Heart Vids:
Supershots Naughty Teens 3
Cum Catchers 3

4.Arriana Huffington definitely has the milf thing going on. She is powerful and puts on this “I don’t want to be thrown down and fucked” act, but deep down that is really what she needs and wants. Sativa Rose again is a younger hotter version. If you squint they look alike.

Check out these other Sativa Rose:
Pop Shots 9
Suck it Dry 4

5. Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton. I tried…I really did. If you want to see Hillary Clinton naked… check out Casey Parker and tell me if you still give a fuck about Hillary.

Check out these Vids:
Casey Parker Is The Girl Next Door
Winter Break

Did I miss any? Get one completely off base? Maybe you just have a celebrity you’d like a porn alternative recommendations for. Let us know in the comments.

Not every hot celebrity chick can have a sex tape. So, HotMovies endevours to find suitable porn star substitutes, in look or substance, for some of Hollywood’s Hottest.

1. Amanda Beard is definitely hot, and she was in playboy…but that’s not enough for us. We like the more hardcore stuff. Because you won’t see Amanda Beard taking D’s on camera, check out Kelly Kline instead.

Check out these Kelly Kline Vids:
Old Enough To Be Their Mother 2
Shane’s World 36 Snow Trip

2. Rebecca Romero is one fine cyclist. Those are hard to come by. Turns out Rebeca Linares looks just like her.

Check out these other Rebeca Linares Vids:
Licensed to Blow
Licensed to Blow #4

3.Stephanie Rice…I don’t know what sport she plays, I don’t care what sport she plays, I just want to see her naked. In the Meantime check Jessica Valentino:

Check out these other Jessica Valentino Vids:
Fresh Outta High School
Be My Bitch 5

4.Flavia Delaroli is a little cutie in her swimsuit. Catalina Cruz is a really sexy version of Flavia. Check her out.

Check out these other Catalina Cruz:
Massive Facials
Secretary’s Day 2

5.Michael Phelps…Yeah I know. Look honestly, we want to get in on the flurry of traffic that Michael Phelps brings. I was reading somewhere that if you write things like “Michael Phelps,” search engines will link to your site if people search for Michael Phelps. For (Michael Phelps) example, we really think that Michael Phelps is amazing. That should get us (Michael Phelps) traffic. To make up for mentioning Michael Phelps once or twice we will give you 2 pornstars for this one. Michael Phelps. Phelps, Michael. Gold Medal—Phelps. USA! Check out Flower Tucci and Tera Wray:

Check out these Vids:
Pop Shots 9
Cousins
Ass Eaters Unanimous 15
Strap On Sally 23

Did I miss any? Get one completely off base? Maybe you just have a celebrity you’d like a porn alternative recommendations for. Let us know in the comments.

-Intern Chet