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The Nominees for the the 2009 AVN awards have been released and I’ve made my decisions and I’m sharing them with you.. whether you like it or not.
(Keep in mind that I narrowed the categories down to 13 out of the fucking MILLION that are awarded) Here are my last 6:

Best Art Direction:
The Texas Vibrator Massacre. I mean seriously, how can you go wrong with this movie? We all know that The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a pretty bad ass movie (the original, of course- I’m not retarded) and pairing that with sex, and vibrators= magic.

Best Big Bust Release:
Big Wet Tits 6 starring Abbey Brooks. Maybe I’m just partial to the box cover design of Elegant Angel movies because they’re so clean and simple, but my vote is for this one. I don’t think I really need a better reason.

Best Big Butt Release:
White Booty Worship starring Velicity Von. Once again, I’m going with Elegant Angel box cover designs for my reason.

Best Director [Feature]:
Carolina Jones and The Broken Covenant starring Ava Rose with director Ethan Kane.

Best Director [Non Feature]:
Buttman’s Beautiful Brazilian Ass with director John Stagliano. I’m picking this movie because who doesn’t love a Big Brazilian Ass? If you don’t, there’s clearly something wrong with you.

Best New Starlet:
Lexi Belle. I think she’s super fucking cute, and totally relate able. Well, except for the fact that I’m a normal girl and she’s a porn star that takes 10 dicks a day.