Now, we don’t want you to think that we’re obsessed with mothers or anything, but when we saw the cover of Elegant Angel’s “It’s A Mommy Thing! 3″ with Lisa Ann and her massive mammaries, we knew this was going be a good one.

Patrick Collins proudly presents IT’S A MOMMY THING 3, an assemblage of the most beautiful and depraved MILFs in the industry. This DVD is a sexually sophisticated depiction of fantasy role-playing at its best. In an industry that is oversaturated with unoriginal couch sex, Patrick Collins focuses on creative scenarios, chemistry between performers, and real female orgasms. His movies are unlike anything else in porn.

Check out these scenes and reviews:

The 2009 AVN Movie Awards were yesterday and there were a lot of hot winners! There were definitely a few surprises, but all in all I think the right choices were made.

Here’s the list of what I believe to be the most important categories:

1. Best Film: Cry Wolf, Vivid Entertainment
2. Best Actor – Evan Stone, Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge
3. Best Anal Sex Scene – Big Wet Asses 13, Sunny Lane & Manuel Ferrara
4. Male Performer of the Year- James Deen
5. Best New Starlet – Stoya
6. Best Actress – Jessica Drake, Fallen, Wicked Pictures
7. Female Performer of the Year – Jenna Haze
8. Hall Of Fame – Lisa Ann, Briana Banks, Jewel De’Nyle, Guy DiSilva, Wesley Emerson, Tim Lake, Mr. Marcus, Midori, Tera Patrick, Carter Stevens, Lexington Steele, Luc Wylder
9. Best Supporting Actress – Belladonna, Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge
10. Best Non-Sex Performance – Nina Hartley, Not Bewitched XXX
11. Best Tease Performance – Jenna Haze, Pretty As They Cum, Jules Jordan/Chris Streams
12. Best Male Newcomer – Anthony Rosano
13. Best New Web Starlet – Bree Olson
14. MILF/Cougar Performer of the Year – Lisa Ann
15. The Jenna Jameson Crossover Star Of The Year – Katie Morgan
16. Director Of The Year – Brad Armstrong
17. Best All-Sex Release – Alexis Texas is Buttwoman, Elegant Angel
18. Transsexual Performer Of The Year – Wendy Williams

The Nominees for the the 2009 AVN awards have been released and I’ve made my decisions and I’m sharing them with you.. whether you like it or not.
(Keep in mind that I narrowed the categories down to 13 out of the fucking MILLION that are awarded) Here are the first 8:

Best Male Actor:
Dino Bravo. He did a pretty good job in the Hustler flick Gov Love: The Eliot Splitz-Her Story.

Best Female Actress:
Bree Olson who lately is best known for her Roller Dollz performance.

Best All Girl Release:
Girl Train is the super awesome film with all girl 3-somes in all 5 scenes. Starring Belladonna, Joanna Angel and Sasha Grey to name a few.

Best All-Sex Release:
Alexis Texas Is Buttwoman

Best Alternative Release:
Real Adventures 107.

Find out the rest of my 2009 AVN Picks!

Best Amateur Release & Best Amateur Series:
Wild Party Girls 41

Best Anal Sex Scene:
Perfect Match, the scene starring Briana Banks and Manuel Ferrara.

Best Animated Release:
Taboo Charming Mother Vol.6- Immoral Tears

Roller Dollz came out today and we are huge fans of the Adam & Eve contract girls and we all know that Zero Tolerance produces some of the best content in the industry. It’s amazing to see the two of them team up like this, and it has got me thinking. I’d love to see other studio mash ups:

Burning Angel/ Max Hardcore – The girls gang bang max and make him cry. There’s a giant piss scene in the first act climax and the whole thing ends with Joanna Angel putting terribly whorey make up on Max before they kick him out in the street.

Hustler/ PlayBoy – Decades of friendly rivalry are put aside and the two biggest names in Adult team up for the greatest sleep over extravaganza ever. Pillow fights where the feathers are replaced with baby oil, make overs that involve Brazilian waxes and scissoring damnit… lots and lots of scissoring…

Combat Zone/ Elegant Angel – It’s a first time girls on film thing… Elegant Angel girls Sunny Lane, Jenna Haze and Cytherea teach the noobs how to get the job done – You could call it Training Day.

Our Top Grossing movie happens to be our 100,000th Movie. We invite you to relive the magic of the party by watching It’s a Secretary Thing starring Shyla Stylez:

As you probably all know by now, we recently hit our 100,000th movie on HotMovies, making us the largest adult video-on-demand site in the world! This movie, It’s A Secretary Thing by our good friends Elegant Angel, had the distinction of being the 100,000th movie and was debuted at our big 100 Grand Gala last week. Anyway, I wanted to give you guys a taste of history…so here it is without further ado, a free ‘Secretary’ Gallery.

Free Gallery.