Box cover for Not Jersey Boys XXXThere is no way to put this delicately: I loved Not Jersey Boys XXX: A Porn Musical so much that I called my mom to tell her about it. I warned her that she might not want to watch the whole movie and that was ok, but she’d really love the script and songs. I know she didn’t believe me, but she did ask about the song parodies. I felt sheepish telling her about “Big Tits Don’t Lie” and “Oh, She Was Tight,” but I got a good laugh from her anyway. Too bad she won’t watch the whole movie because it’s really a fun film. Even without the sex, this porn movie is worth watching. It’s perfectly cast and fucking hilarious.

and director are not new to the porn parody game, and Not Jersey Boys XXX is the pinnacle of their achievements to date. From the start of the movie, you’re thrust (pun) into the world of a few dime-a-dozen 60’s singers looking for a their big break. It’s not until smarmy Tommy DeVito, played by , gives a naive and awkward Franki Valli, brilliantly played by , a pair of nut-cinching pants that give him the band’s much-sought signature sound. It’s called falsetto to most of us, but “false dental” to Tommy.

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The Squad, a new comedy by porn director Carter StevensIf you know your classic porn, then you know director and performer Carter Stevens and his funny, tongue-in-cheek XXX movies. It’s been a while since Stevens has directed a film, and hot damn and hell yeah to his return! Carter Stevens is back with The Squad, a new comedy about porn, the police, and the golden age of dirty movies. There are only a handful more days to contribute to its Indiegogo campaign.

I was fortunate enough to speak with Stevens about this life in the porn industry, as well as The Squad.

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The Princess Has Come of Age box coverIn a far away galaxy a princess, as soon as she comes of age has to choose a husband. Five princes coming from nearby planets have gathered together to the princess castle, but only he who will be able to satisfy all her sexual desires will marry her. Five nights of pleasure and lust are awaiting the princess…The challenge begins.

The above quote is the leader that opens surprise porn smash hit The Princess Has Come Of Age. With that in mind, you get the picture, except that at least two of the princes look like princesses, but that’s really not important. Following on from my recent post about the virtues of pixel sex, somebody, I shall mention no names though they could be described as being rather “deviant,” somebody thought it would be fun if I were to review one of the most popular movies on the HotMovies.com site, that just happens to be animated! With princesses, horny aliens, and robots and stuff, at first glance The Princess  could appear a bit weird. Ok, it is weird, but it’s “good weird,” trust me!

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Either he’s extremely pale, or that’s a banana?

 

Fellatio – From the latin ‘fellare’, to suck. Say it slowly, and out aloud with the emphasis on the ‘ell’. Felllllatio. Now that is a word that sounds almost as good as it feels; it’s almost onomatopoeic. Ask most guys and they will say that pretty much nothing could ever match the way good fellatio feels. That may be, but is it a two-way street? Do guys relish the prospect of giving oral as much as we are eager to receive?

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Katie St. Ives and Steven St. Croix have a hot step-daughter and step-father fuck scene in All In The Family. Check out Scene 3.

The latest release from Digital Sin‘s Tabu Tales series, All In The Family sees the popular studio returning with another slick dose of intrafamilial hook-ups and teasing trysts between loosely related horny folk. We at HotMovies.com have All In The Family exclusively for 30 days, and want you to know just what you’re getting when it comes to getting off with this flick. Read on!

Scene 1

Split into four different scenarios, the collection opens with the lovely Aidra Fox playing step-daughter to a somewhat browbeaten Otto Bauer, who married for money and is now paying the consequences of having to deal with a bossy wife and a bratty step-kid. Those are some consequences when you see how things pan out!

But before things get a little heated, we witness Aidra shooting pool in her daddy’s man cave with her touchy-feely boyfriend, who clearly took every opportunity he had to cop a generous feel before being cast aside by his girl in favour of a little incestuous lovin’. You kind of feel for him a little, merely playing warm up for the main act, but I guess everybody has to start somewhere and he still had his hands full of Aidra, so life can’t be that bad.

The sight of his rather foxy step-daughter flagrantly throwing her sex in her step-daddy’s face irks Bauer, and he sets about turning things his way for a change. Later, in the man cave, the scene sets up with Aidra shooting pool, clad in a tight mini skirt and crop top, seductively leaning over the table giving Daddy clear sight of her pert teenage titties. Daddy antagonises her a little, telling her that those kind of moves don’t impress real men, to which she responds old men can’t keep up with her. You can see which way this is going! Bauer retorts that he could out-fuck his daughter’s boyfriend any day – and so the challenge is made, and is accepted hastily by a clearly horny Aidra Fox.

In the blink of an eye, daddy takes his little girl’s top off and starts sucking on her breasts – and very nice they are too. I’ve never been one for huge breasts, and Aidra’s perfectly formed, small tits are, in my eyes, much more beautiful. A little foreplay keeps the scene ticking over, a nice shot of Bauer lifting up Aidra’s skirt and pulling off her panties allows us to fully enjoy her heavenly little ass for a brief moment while he pats and plays with it, before directing her to unleash his straining beast!

The movie started with a quirky little backing track, but all the music has stopped now in favour of the occasional dialogue between the players and the sounds of them in the act. Aidra quickly wraps her lips around his cock, telling her daddy of how long she’s waited to do this, sucking him off and deep-throating him ’til she gags. Hair grabbed and throat fucked, daddy’s little girl is very keen to impress. He then lifts her onto the table and returns the favour, giving her pussy a lick (a little half-heartedly in this viewer’s humble opinion) before they move into 69, and more deep throat gagging action. There will be lots of this to come.

Those gloriously well-worn words ‘I want you to fuck me, Daddy’ lead us into the next scene where we finally see Bauer pushing his dick into his step daughter’s pristine little pussy. Good lighting, if a little unnatural, and some nice camera work allow for us to see some great penetration shots as he moves her around the table, fucking her in a couple of different positions. If I have one complaint about this entire scene so far it’s that it’s a little disjointed. Because no sooner is he fucking her, then he’s telling her to suck on his dick until she gags again. Deep throat is great but in this instance, the insistence to include it what seems like every three minutes breaks up the scene just as it seems to be gathering some momentum.

He then bends her over the table again and takes her from behind, seemingly now things are beginning to crank up a little as he spanks her lush little ass and starts fucking her hard in an anvil type position. But alas, just as things are really kicking off with some nice self stimulation and some beautiful bouncing titties –  more deep throat! Luckily it’s not for long this time, she’s mounting his dick and riding him like a cowgirl in a jiffy, showing off her pale green shoes and jiggling ass cheeks in all their cock riding glory. I didn’t think I was a shoe guy, but I love the fact they let Aidra keep hers on in this scene because she looks super fucking hot!

Things do now crank up a little, and it almost sounds to me as if Bauer blows his load amidst a nice reverse choke hold session, but it’s just a false dawn because he quickly jumps off the table, eats her briefly and then fucks her ’til he cums, pulling out his throbbing cock to shoot all over her pretty little pussy. The scene winds up with a little interplay between them later in the day and we move on to the next.

An enjoyable scene, especially in the shape of Aidra Fox, it suffers slightly from the fact that no one position is held for a very long time. However that particular issue may be subjective. We all love deep throat but the seeming desire to include it at every given opportunity in my opinion, renders the whole piece slightly disjointed and without flow. Regardless, Aidra Fox is always worthy of anybody’s investment!

Scene 2

Scene 2 features Veruca James and Michael Vegas, and it is the tale of an awkward, straight laced guy and his bad girl step-sister. The story unfolds as Veruca (named after a foot wart – nice) has just met a badass DJ who, to her excitement, likes to engage in a little BDSM. After she teases her step-brother about living too much by the rules, she sets up a meet with her new guy, the DJ, whereby he is to come to her house, let himself in the unlocked door and have his devious way with the blindfolded beauty any way he sees fit. However Michael Vegas, the brother, overhears the telephone conversation and decides it’s high time to change his ways and become a little bit bad himself. Locking the door, he sets about seducing his blindfolded sister who, blissfully unaware that it’s her brother climbing all over her, gets right into it.

Straight off the bat I have to say that this is a man after my own heart, as he instantly gets down to business by tying up her wrists, and removing her panties, giving her some nice oral before finger fucking her naturally kempt little pussy while sucking on her dainty little toes. It’s not too long before she’s writhing around with climax and he feels it only right to unveil himself to her. Naturally, as the blindfold is removed she is shocked to see her brother. The shock doesn’t last too long and the idea of what could be considered something close to being the ultimate taboo, that’s a debate for later, actually is pretty fucking hot! She is a bad girl after all!

She is straight on his dick like a bee on a honey pot, sucking him off with alacrity and taking him down her tight little throat until her gag reflex kicks in. The scene gradually unfolds with him fucking her all over the bed, on her back, from behind, with choke holds and foot jobs and even some rather delicious analingus action – I really like this guy’s style! Things chill briefly, but it is very brief, and because before too long she is wearing a neck tie like a leash and bouncing on his cock with abandon. Some nice camera work catches all the deep penetration action while her tits bounce around like puppies leaping from a sack. He then spoons her, squeezing his hand around her neck and cutting off her airway while pounding her pussy into a sticky, creamy mess. More toe sucking and deeper, hard penetration finally see this scene come to an end, when he shoots his fairly ample load (for a porn star) all over her ass. The scene winds up at a later date, where we see Vegas tying up his sister again, about to endorse his newly discovered bad boy image with another hot fuck session.

Of the two scenes so far, I preferred this one. It just seemed to flow better than the first, the way the scene played out was much more natural and there was absolutely no question they had a great time making it. Plus, the slight nod towards BDSM managed to add just a little extra spice to the overall recipe.

Scene 3

Scene 3 sees the story of a young girl, Katie St.Ives, who has a crush on her hunky step-father, the highly acclaimed porn veteran, Steven St. Croix. It opens with a young looking Katie, working the high school look, always a winner, standing outside her parents’ bedroom while they are inside making love. The sounds she hears coming from the bedroom, particularly the ones her father makes (her mother is noticeably silent, which offends Katie somewhat) have Katie fantasising about what might be if maybe, just maybe she could engineer events in order to be the one bouncing on the end of her step-father’s cock.

She sets about putting a plan into action, leaving suggestive notes for her father to find, ‘think about me when you fuck her’ and ‘fuck her against the door, I’ll be on the other side listening’. The dynamic quickly changes between the two, as you might expect, but the whole situation gets flipped on its head when one morning St. Croix leaves a note for his daughter, telling her to be ‘wet and ready’ when he gets home! And cue sex scene!

The next thing we see is Katie, semi naked, pink vibrator in hand, pleasuring her neatly trimmed pussy as her daddy gets home and pushes his cock into her mouth. Things escalate quickly, from wrapping her plump, pink, blow job lips around his cock to some nice deep throat action with great gurgling sounds as she slobbers and slathers all over his muscle. Slipping into 69, St.Croix buries his face in pussy while he pushes her face down on his bone. Let gagging commence!

Soon she gets flipped over, legs parted, knees up by her shoulders as he fucks her nice and slow, grabbing her by the throat and alternating between fucking her sweet little pussy and eating it. Nice! Things change around again soon after and Katie is back on top, dropping down on his cock in a reverse ride, giving us a nice chance to watch the way her pert little breasts move as she’s sliding up and down her daddy’s cock. Unfortunately, daddy’s dick keeps falling out of her pussy, so she sucks him nice and hard again before turning around and riding him the conventional way. This is nice because daddy grabs his little girl by the ass, his huge hands on her nicely shaped, if relatively small, posterior, make a nice contrast – somehow highlighting the difference in age and size between them. A nice neat little pucker is gloriously exposed as he man handles her buns, slamming her down on his cock. And then mysteriously, everything seems to grind to a bit of halt. Flipping her back onto her knees he fucks her doggy style, which is fine for a while, but the scene loses pace for a minute or two before eventually picking up again when he finally hits his climax and shoots his hot, creamy seed all over her pretty young face. Sharing a pinky swear not to tell mama, the scene closes, leaving this viewer, I’m afraid to admit, ever so slightly underwhelmed. It was a scene that started well and had good potential, but kind of petered out a bit towards the end. Fans of Katie St. Ives will enjoy it however, she plays a great little minx who finally gets her prey, and she looks pretty fucking hot in the process.

Scene 4 

Last, but by no means least, in the sequence comes the formidable Darla Crane, playing step-mother and strict tutor to Tyler Nixon, who finds his mother’s tutoring skills somewhat unique. Tired with answering his mother’s ridiculously tough questions, he stops trying altogether, calling her out for being a less than adequate tutor. Uh oh! To his surprise she agrees with him, hands him a paddle and asks to be punished! Somewhat reluctantly he does so, and before too long she’s on her knees sucking on his cock. We get some nice deep throat action, followed by some doggy as the young student lifts his mama’s dress, bends her over the desk and takes her from behind. As previously mentioned, I’m not a big titty man, but if you like your porn stars with ample charms, Darla is something that your dreams will be made of. Swinging like church bells on a Sunday morning as she gets slammed from behind by her young stud, things take a nice turn when she offers up her busty beauties for a nice, albeit a little too brief, titty fuck. It’s ok though because Tyler soon has her on her back, spread wide and impaled with cock in a nice penetration scene. With the camera angle looking straight down from above, we get to see all the action, with your eyes caught between her bouncing titties and watching her shaven pussy get speared with meat. There’s no doubt that Darla still loves her work, is the most accomplished actress of the four in the series, and plays the most convincing female part of all four scenes. Sex aside, Darla is a talented actress. Her enthusiasm is effusive too, with her young co-star seemingly loving every second of it. Frankly why wouldn’t he love it?

The scene moves on and Darla’s ass really does look great as they drop to the floor where she mounts him. Her signature butt long locks flailing as she bucks on his bone, some more nice camera work has us spying her as she rubs her clit, while he paws at her ample bosom. Things begin to wind up, literally, with Nixon taking her from behind sidewinder style, bending her this way and that, until he can fight the need no longer and pulls out to blow his load over her majestic mammaries. And there, so it ends.

When the scene started, I wasn’t sure what to expect. A slightly older female character compared to the others, I didn’t expect to get too much from a young guy/older woman scene. How wrong I was! With a longer focus on individual positions and the youthful enthusiasm that Ms Crane brings to anything she does, scene 4 of the collection found its way somewhere near the top of my ‘will watch again list’, nestling in behind my overall favourite, scene 2.

In Summary

In summary, All In The Family is a nice collection of short stories of forbidden fantasies. With some heavyweight players involved, along with some skilled up and comers, it all comes together to make a good mixture of experience and enthusiasm. Add in some fairly basic but nonetheless fun story lines and you have yourself a very watchable collection of taboo tales. With the added focus on some yummy cunnilingus, and the slight nod towards BDSM, scene 2 was by far my favourite of the four. With that said, you could do worse than to invest your hard earned cash into any of these scenes.

Score 3/5

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Kudos to those studios whose graphics departments design sleek yet understated box covers that serve to entice potential customers to their products. One such alluring example is Elegant Angel’s feature entitled The Bombshells 5 and is depicted below:

What I particularly like about the above image is the functional use of negative space. In other words, the cover is not crowded with too many illustrations nor is it too busy like certain other, lesser designs. The simplicity piques the viewer’s interest and makes them want to examine the content included in the movie. Elegant Angel is a good primer to consider in the course I’ve designated as Box Cover Aesthetics 101. Pay attention, apt students of pornography!

Another fine example to heed is titles from the New Sensations Romance  line. Take, for instance, the cover for The Laws Of Love shown below:

By having the performers shot fully clothed on the front cover, the studio lends something to the imagination of the viewer. While other studios may feature more graphic covers with all sorts of sexual activities emblazoned on the front, the New Sensations Romance line invites the user to explore the content to see what lurks inside. It also adds the romance aspect to porn and shows that sex isn’t always just fucking!

That’s all for this edition of Box Cover Aesthetics 101, folks. More to cum later!

Mike Adriano and Jonni Darkko are both huge names in the porn industry. Anytime one of these guys releases new material it’s a must see. Well, it just so has it that both of them each happened to release a blowjob-centric video in the past couple of days. After giving them both a watch, it’s hard to say which one I like more. They’re pretty different considering they both feature primarily blowjobs, but both films are great in their own right. Let’s break down each one, and you can decide for yourself which one you like more. And hey, if you’re like me and can’t decide, the good thing is you can just enjoy watching both for even more blowjob fun.

Slurpy Throatsluts #2

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First of all, ‘Slurpy Throatsluts’ is probably the single greatest title for a movie ever. It’s just so fun to say. Aside from the masterful title, though, the movie is solid through and through. My favorite scenes in this one are scene 4 with the Asian beauty Alina Li, and scene 1 which features Allie Haze. The clip above is from Allie’s scene, and as you can see, she’s doing work. She actually reminded me a lot of Tori Black in this scene. And I’d say that’s a pretty good thing considering Tori Black is one of the hottest porn stars ever.

She Swallows Sperm

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While She Swallows Sperm doesn’t have quite the comedic value in title as our other film, it more than makes up for it in quality of content. This movie has 4 scenes each lasting a little over a half hour. What’s impressive to me is that each scene only has one girl in it. The fact they manage to produce great material for over a half hour when they’re limited to just giving head says a lot about the quality of the blowjobs being given by these starlets. Vicki Chase and Bonnie Rotten absolutely kill it in this video.

Who doesn’t like boobs? They’re one of the truly great things in this world. Even if you recognize yourself as an “ass guy”, it’s not like boobs are ever a bad thing. It’s kind of like pizza. Even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty great. Some boobs are always better than no boobs. And boy do we have some boobs for you. Over the past few days, 3 new movies have been released on HotMovies all centering around the awesomeness that are big tits. We’re not just talking some no name stars and studios either. These 3 new releases are all top of the line quality done by some of the best studios in the business. Let’s take a closer look at each of these big boob flicks.

Big Wet Tits 13

The Big Wet Tits series by Elegant Angel is one of the best continuous porn series going. You just know each one that gets released is going to be full of great stars and amazing action. Number 13 is no different. This edition features some lovely, large breasted ladies including Phoenix Marie, Aiden Starr, Brooklyn Chase, and the babe featured in the clip above, Alexis Grace. If you’re in to big but still really natural looking boobs, then this is the one on the list for you.

Big Tit Centerfolds 3

I mentioned if you like natural tits, the first film on this list is probably for you. Well, that’s because Big Tit Centerfolds 3 is packed full of some of the biggest boobs you’re going to find. Like, so big that it’s actually kind of ridiculous. It may not be for everyone. But hey, these girls are still fucking super hot. Take scene 2 with Amy Anderssen for instance. I’m pretty sure each one of her boobs is bigger on its own than her entire head. But damn does she have a good body and know how to use it.

Big Titty MILFs 22

The last movie is for the more mature boob enthusiast out there. The one thing you can always count on with MILFs is that they have great tits. And this movie is full of some great MILFs. Julia Ann leads the way in this one.

Two of the biggest fantasies when you’re in school are hooking up with the popular cheerleader girls and having a secret affair with one of your teachers. Chances are during your time in class, you never got to experience either one of these things. Well good thing for you, all hope isn’t lost on these dreams. Two new movies just got released that are going to fulfill all of your wildest dreams from your days back in school. Hot for Teacher #8 and Naughty Cheerleaders 4 are just the thing you need if you’re reminiscing about the good old days back when you were in class daydreaming of fucking your teacher on the desk after class or sneaking away with the cool girl to go have sex in the locker room.

Hot for Teacher #8

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The world of porn is not without cliches. There’s the cheating wife, the hot nurse, the slutty cop. the list goes on and on. However, while the teacher/student storyline has been used a million times before in various porn films, Hot for Teacher #8 still manages to do a great job at creating an amazing movie. There are some hilarious moments in this movie. Like when the guy in scene 2 whips out his dick and throws it on a bible. Then there’s the incorrect math written on the board in scene 3. It’s nice to see stuff like this thrown in to lighten the mood while watching. But don’t think that just because it’s got some funny moments that it lacks at all in the sex department. This film is really solid. And if you’re in to girls getting bent over desks and fucked from behind (and who isn’t, really) then it’s a must see. Also, why is it so damn hot when a girl lifts her skirt up to have sex? You’re actually seeing less nudity, yet somehow it’s a thousand times hotter than if she wasn’t wearing any clothes at all.

Naughty Cheerleaders 4

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Like the last film, the theme of this movie also comes dangerously close to becoming cliche. However, things are changed up just enough to keep you interested. The first scene involves Savannah Camden having sex with the rival school’s coach so he’ll throw the big game. Why does she want the game thrown? Well, her boyfriend just happens to be the quarterback of her school’s team and a huge scholarship is riding on the outcome of the game. This is a seriously in-depth plot for a porno when you think about it. I know I was glued to it when watching. Naughty Cheerleaders 4 also has another surprise, though. The now famous Belle Knox, the student gone porn star from Duke, makes an appearance as well. And you can definitely tell that she’s becoming more confident being filmed from movie to movie.