“Hi there. I am an attractive, sincere, fit, 40 year old gentleman. And I have a new toy. my Iphone 4! As you know, this has videochat (facetime). So, i am seeking an attractive woman who also has an iphone 4 for meeting and progressing to some hot iphone facetime fun. Are you open-minded and willing to give this a try? If so, please email me with “facetime” in the header so I know you are real. I would love to give this a go! I am happy to exchange pics first before connecting live if you want. I am for real and sincere. I hope you are too. I am seeking someone who is any age, just physically fit and likes safe, exhibitionist fun.” - CraigsList.com
The above listing is from the “Women Seeking Men” section of CraigsList.com. If you’re anything like me, the sound of money gently echoes through the air with every word. Unfortunately, it does so for a lot of people very fast…so we are both missing the boat.
Business Insider has found an unnamed adult company already making moves to capitalize on the brand new consumer software. The Craig’s List post for New York states:
“Starting an online interactive pornography firm where woman will use the iPhone 4 to video chat with potential customers on a pay as you go basis. Hours are flexible, pay will increase as the business builds. Woman will receive a free iPhone 4 to use as personal time when not working. Woman will talk to potential clients and chat with them and perform various acts as desired by clients.”
For any confident woman looking into a new cell phone, this is a dream come true. It’s hard to say whether the white wizard, a.k.a. Steve Jobs, will allow the perversion of his precious proprietary software. Needless to say, if it becomes as successful as many other cam girl programs have in recent past…Apple will not be able to ignore it.
Adam&Eve has started their very own “Sex Toy Halloween Costume Contest.” Employees dressed up sex toys in costumes and now they want us to vote on the best ones. I was having the hardest time choosing my favorite ones to put on the site.. I chose 4, but there are like 5 more I wanted to put up.
You never really know what to expect when Joanna Angel is in the room & I’ve recently discovered that you never know what to expect when you ask her for an interview also:
1. How’d you pick your stage name?
Well Joanna is actually my real name so that was pretty easy- and Burning Angel is the name of my website and we’re like, kind of married to each other so I took its last name.
2. First film?
My first movie was BurningAngel.com- The Movie – it was also the first movie my production company- Burning Angel Entertainment put out. The whole thing was all so um… cute. Seriously! It was really cute. It was also Tommy Pistol‘s first scene too and we had amazing first time on camera sex on a roof-top in Brooklyn.
3. Gonzo or Big Budget?
Are you asking if my first movie was a Gonzo or a big budget? Or if I like gonzo movies or big budget movies better. Well, what if I told you that I liked big budget Gonzo movies! That would throw you off now wouldn’t it…. Uhhh… yeah.
4. If you could make a porn with anyone in history, male or female, who would it be and why?
Travis Barker- because he is fucking beautiful and talented, and I would still do him even in the critical condition he is in now. If he could do half of what he does on the drums on my BEEP well then he’d be the best porn star ever.
Read more if you want to find out what Joanna Angel wants to do to Travis in a Bathroom:
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We’re really not sure what this about- it’s definitely not mainstream marketable considering the name, but maybe it’ll do well in the Adult Entertainment Industry. Each package of condoms (whether it’s for guys or girls) comes with a DVD filled with up to 5 hours of porn, condoms and personal lube. There’s a special package you can order that comes with a vibrating cock ring to go with your Cock Soxxx.
I think I’ll keep my porn and condoms separate so the old lady doesn’t get mad.
Facebook is hosting a sex toy application called Love Bunny. You can add the application to your folder and design your own Love Bunny. If you really, really like your design you can order it and have it delivered to your home. Don’t be fooled by the name, or the fact that this is happening on Facebook because the Love Bunny you’ll receive in the mail is something you’ll want to take to the bedroom.
The ears are designed for clitoral stimulations and the rest is well, up to you and your imagination. The Love Bunny fits in the palm of your hand and apparently the vibrating sensation is extremely quiet. Most users are college aged and being discreet is key when you have someone laying 5 feet from you.
Just a totally non-creepy face book application that allows you to design a cartoon creature and have turn it into a vibrator specially for you.
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Alright, I know girls (well most of us) are immediately attracted to anything that sparkles or shines brightly and this Cigar Vibe Pendant is no different. I’m a huge fan of necklaces and vibrators- so when there’s an opportunity to combine them both, I’m all over it.
The website doesn’t give you the exact measurements and I can’t bring myself to spend the $275.00 on it so I don’t even dare call (because knowing me I will end up buying it) but I’m pretty sure it’s the perfect length. Perfect meaning: Just long enough to fall right in between my tits- that way I could turn it on while I’m in public and get a little vibe action without anyone knowing.
I mean just imagine the places this necklace could come in handy. You could wear it while traveling and slip into the airplane bathroom and have a little fun, you could bring it to work and once again have a little fun in the bathroom or you could bring it to a club and use it wherever you want pretty much (you know how dark those places get).
Another item the company offers that I think is pretty sexy, yet maybe a little too daring for me are the Pearl Restraints. Those are deeeefinitely out of my price range at $4,900.00. However, the idea of being tied up with pearls is sure to be on any girls list of fantasies.
Check out these two items and more at Kikidm
PBR Princess is a twenty something living it up in this crazy city called Philadelphia. She gets into as much trouble as possible and somehow makes it home safely at night and into work too fucking early.
This is mind blowing.. you have to watch it.
“#1: Fun Factory Delight Rechargeable Massager
Stunning S-shaped rechargeable massaging vibrator from Fun Factory. Powerful multi-speed orgasmic pulsations are controlled on the handle’s built-in unit – easy to use whether you want a strong massage or G-spot-stimulating penetration. Quiet and discreet.”
The ladies over at Love Honey gave the Fun Factory Delight a 82.1 out of 100.
I’m not really sure how this relates to men reading this blog, so just imagine a girl using it while you’re reading the description.
Source: Love Honey
#7. The First Sex Toy
I don’t envy anyone that had to use one of the first sex toys- the one above certainly doesn’t look very enjoyable. However, I am very thankful for modern day sex toys because they definitely bring an extra oomph to the bedroom.
See the list of the 7 Important Historical Breakthroughs (In Masturbation)
Adult Video Megaplexxx in Houston wants their $50,000 worth of merchandise seized by the Houston Police Department back. The problem is, the Houston PD can’t seem to find any of it. Funny how that happens.
The Houston PD are claiming the ‘evidence’ was destroyed, but no documents were even presented that required the destruction of the sex toys. The employees of Adult Video Megaplexxx believe the police stole the sex toys to give to their girlfriends and friends.
I think the employees have a point- they’re the ones in the business and they know what their customers want.
“The Ghost will haunt your fantasies! Beautifully sculptured and glow in the dark it has the perfect gentle curve for either g-spot or prostate stimulation. The textured shaft and rounded head are sure to tantalize sensitive tissues. This sculpture of soft, durable silicone is firm enough for thrusting and stays put in an o-ring style harness”
I’m not really sure if I want a Ghost to haunt my fantasies, that doesn’t sound very sexy. But hey, you never know what those people with ESPN might be into.
Source: Whipspider Rubberworks
The Voice Activated Rabbit is fresh on the market and I think it’s awesome. It’s perfect for when a chick is having sex and she can yell out her boyfriends name and she gets buzzed because you can program your own commands into the vibrator.
I guess that would suck until you forget his name and then you don’t get the BZZZ, or you could program both your current and ex’s name into it- that way it’s win, win.
Source: The Sun
In case you’ve always wanted to come home with Syphilis but don’t want to do the dirty work- here’s your chance.
The cute and cuddly diseases come in either a 3 pack Petri Dish, or individually. Now you can come home with all the diseases you want and not have to worry about those pricey medical bills.
Source: Giant Microbes
I went to Art School so I’m always a fan of unique design, especially when it comes from the infamous Bauhaus University. When artists take the initiative to incorporate their award winning design techniques with modern day gaming systems, AND sex toys- one can’t help but get excited.
The idea of using the Wiimote as a sex toy is not new, nor innovative- but I like how they incorporated the sleek design of a good vibrator and the handle that comes with a good anal toy and voila- The Wiibrator!
A good alternative, yet not as innovative is the: Wiildo
I really think these people are onto something.
Click the picture to see how to turn this Reach Toothbrush into an Electric Toothbrush.