Generally when it comes to pictures, people try to make themselves look as good as possible. Maybe it’s sucking in your gut and flexing a little if you’re a dude. Or perhaps it’s popping out your boobs and choosing the best “Myspace Angle” if you’re a gal. Whatever the method, people always want to look their absolute best when being photographed. Well, that is, most people. You see, there’s this fairly new trend that involves girls (and sometimes guys) taking a normal picture of themselves followed by a photo of them making a hideously disturbing face that makes them appear incredibly unattractive. It’s called Pretty Girls Ugly Faces, and it’s really quite hysterical. So today we’re going to take a look at some of the best examples.

This first picture is one of the best. The subject involved does such a great job that it’s difficult to tell if it’s even the same person. But it is! Here’s the proof if you don’t believe me.

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It’s just absolutely stunning what this gal is able to do with her neck. She is truly very ugly in that second photo. Which, in this case, I suppose is the best compliment one could give.

Speaking of the neck… That seems to be the key when taking part in this trend. It’s all about making the chin and neck appear much larger and scrunched together than it does normally. This girl does a great job showing the transition from pretty to ugly at step by step basis.

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You really get to fully appreciate the transformation from attractive girl to hideous monster with this breakdown.

If these photos haven’t been frightening enough for you, don’t worry. Some people have taken this trend to GIF format to make the experience even more startling. Like this next girl for instance. She seems so sweet and innocent until well…she doesn’t.

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 That is true talent right there. A lot of people are only able to achieve a weird, dumbfounded kind of ugliness. But this chick! No no. She’s able to harness the evil of a thousand demons in that ugly face. Job well done.

And last, it’s only fair to show that guys can be just as grotesque and odd as the ladies above. The dude in this example seems to be just an ordinary, attractive guy, right?

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WRONG! He’s actually capable of becoming quite disturbing. I think I’m going to be seeing this in my nightmares for a while.

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He went from  looking Don Draper-esque to a total creep in no time at all!

Well I think that’s enough of that for now. But don’t panic! You can find more Pretty Girls Ugly Faces pictures here to occupy yourself for a while.

Tomorrow is Independence Day here in the US. So today we’re going to look at a whole lot of freedom. Here’s a look at what happens when you Google image search “most American picture ever”. Hilarity ensues, that’s what happens.

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Oh and speaking of Indepence Day… Have you heard the fantastic news?! Independence Day 2 will be hitting theaters exactly 2 years from now. And I, for one, can never have too much Jeff Goldblum in my life.

So one of the great things about the 4th of July celebrations has to be the food. You crack open some beers with some friends and all gather around the grill to enjoy various forms of meat. Well if you’re looking for something other than just hot dogs and burgers this year, I highly suggest the Bacon Explosion. This mouth watering behemoth log of meat will surely get your guests excited. Prepare yourself for 2 lbs of bacon, 2 lbs of sausage, a ton of barbecue sauce, and 1 extremely satisfied stomach. Man, I can taste the freedom already!

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And last, but certainly not least, what would this great holiday be without a hot blonde in a bikini? To me, Kate Upton epitomizes the all-American girl. If only she would join these sexy patriots

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So for those of you celebrating tomorrow, enjoy!

With Star Trek Into Darkness coming out just a few weeks ago (which if you haven’t seen it go do that immediately), I thought what better time to do a review of a Star Trek porn parody. Now these new movies are based off of the original series, but The Next Generation was always my favorite anyway. You just can’t beat Picard. So what I did was live-tweet my review.

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Ok, so I’m all done watching, and man, was that fricking awesome! The sets and graphics were surprisingly good, along with the plot. Oh, and yeah, the sex wasn’t so bad either. So what’d you guys think? What characters did you enjoy the most?

Today as you log in to your account you’ll notice a whole new look. This is just the first of many site updates designed to make your hotmovies life easier and your masturbatory experience even better.

The My_ bar combines all of the My_account links in to one easy to find and super useful location.

It’s designed with you in mind above all else.
Faster access to Favorites, Saved Scenes, History and recommendations.

Kristina RoseWherever Kristina Rose goes, acclaim follows. She has won five major industry awards in less than three years, including a trio of trophies at the 2011 AVN Awards that spoke to her sheer versatility as a sexual performer: Best Couples Sex Scene, Best Group Sex Scene, and Best All-Girl Three-Way Sex Scene.

Now, fans everywhere can experience the fierce Latin lust, dangerous curves, and smoldering sensuality that are leaving the critics speechless in Vouyer Media’s Every Rose Has Its Thorn. This exciting new DVD goes on sale at better retail locations across the nation this week.

Whether she’s throwing down an explosive lesbian tryst with Charley Chase or enjoying a brisk, couples-oriented encounter with James Deen, the sexual intensity that has made Kristina CAVR’s Star Of The Year is evident throughout.

Anthony Rosano, Chris Charming and Mark Ashley also contribute to the fun-filled mayhem, pairing off with Ms. Rose in scene after scene of high energy XXX action that’s shot and edited to near-perfect effect in widescreen 16×9 HD.

Wrap it all up in a gorgeous O-card that showcases Kristina’s shapely rear and you’ve got Every Rose Has Its Thorn, the ultimate XXX tribute to the woman the X-Rated Critics Organization has named 2011’s Super Slut Of The Year!

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Our sister site has been gaining some decent notoriety over this video interview on YouTube.

JD Bauchery interviews porn star Melissa Monet at the 2010 Dinah Shore. Melissa describes herself as, “Writer, director, producer, art director and sociopath…” on her official Myspace profile. Melissa has enjoyed careers in both the porn industry and the mainstream movie industry. “Starting in July 1994 as an actress, I did about 100 movies in my two active years. I started directing about three months in and continued directing and then producing well past my acting career and through to the present. I flip back and forth between mainstream and porn enjoying the best of both worlds mainly behind the camera.”, says Melissa.

TJ HotMovies: How old are you Draven?

Draven Star: Im 22!

TJ HotMovies: Where do you call home?

Draven Star: Right now I’m living in Western MA.

TJ HotMovies: What’s your favorite part of being a young, up and coming Burning Angel star?

Draven Star: I’ve been with Burning Angel for a few years, and I love it. We’re like a little punk rock family.

TJ HotMovies: How many adult videos have you shot thus far in your adult career?

Draven Star: I think about 10 or so.

TJ HotMovies: Do you have a favorite? Why?

Draven Star: I have a few. I’m especially fond of my scene with James Deen in Fuck Me in the Bathroom 3, and the scene I did with Kleio and Tommy Pistol in Joanna’s Angels 3.

TJ HotMovies: Do you enjoy guys or gals more in the bedroom? Why?

Draven Star: Depends on my mood. I’ve had girlfriends and boyfriends. I like a little of everything. 🙂

TJ HotMovies: What color underwear are you wearing right now?

Draven Star: None. I almost never wear underwear. ;p

TJ HotMovies: …k just wondering. Onward and inward…. :p
TJ HotMovies: If you could shoot a hot scene with any other porn star, who would it be? Why?

Draven Star: I’ve always had a thing for Jiz Lee. I wouldn’t mind working with Keni Styles, either.

TJ HotMovies: What’s your biggest real life turn-on?

Draven Star: Confidence. In the bedroom, I like being submissive and tossed around a bit.

TJ HotMovies: What do you like to do most with your free time?

Draven Star: Kiss my chihuahuas!

TJ HotMovies: What is your favorite song to bang to?

Draven Star: That’s difficult! Depends on what kind of banging. Sometimes I’m into slow dark music like The Cure or Switchblade Symphony, other times I want it hard and fast to the Misfits.

TJ HotMovies: If you could only give a guy one direction in bed to get you off, what would it be?

Draven Star: Pay attention. My breathing and moaning will let you know what I’m feeling.

TJ HotMovies: How many tattoos do you have?

Draven Star: Um, a lot.

TJ HotMovies: Which ink is your favorite? Why?

Draven Star: It’s between my knuckle tattoos, my laces and my portrait of Edward. I think they fit my body perfectly and I feel like I was just born with them. Honestly, I love all of my tattoos and don’t regret a single one.

TJ HotMovies: So, who’s a better fuck…James Deen or Joanna Angel?

Draven Star: Hmm. Both, please.

TJ HotMovies: Is there a toy of choice you use at home, or do you DJ the old school manual style?

Draven Star: I’ll use toys sometimes. I usually use my fingers. I did just get a hello kitty vibe, though…

TJ HotMovies: Would you classify yourself as a “Moaner”, a “Screamer”, or a “too overwhelmed for sounds” kind of girl?

Draven Star: Moaner and screamer, totally. I’m a loud bitch, I’m not faking it in my scenes, haha!

TJ HotMovies: Do you have any upcoming projects we should look out for?

Draven Star: I have a pussy mold that is coming out soon! Now everyone can have a little piece of the Doom Doll!

TJ HotMovies: Make some shout-outs Punk Princess!

Draven Star: Check out my blog,
Follow me on twitter,
…and friend me on Facebook,!

As always, touch yourself to my smut on Burning Angel and check out my solo DVD, Crushing on Draven Star! <3

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Dear Porn,

I hope this letter finds you well.

I’m going to get straight to the point. There’s something we need to discuss. We’ve been together for nearly 20 years and I have to get this off my chest.

Porn – take it easy on the anal (no pun intended). Sure, anal is fine, even good, but it doesn’t need to be in every scene.

I like spinach, but I don’t need to eat it with every meal. And when I do have spinach, I don’t find it necessary to pry it apart with my fingers and spit into it before I eat it.

Belladonna is a lovely woman, but, as I am not a doctor, I don’t need to check her colon for inflamed diverticula, especially while masturbating.

As you have always been good to me, I’m sure you will take this into consideration.

More letters to come, my love.



Election Day - Vote and Masturbate

Top 10 Reasons to VOTE

10 ) So you can complain.
If you are eligible to vote, but choose not to, we don’t have to listen to your whining!

9 ) It’s your right.
Young people, women and underrepresented groups all fought hard for the right to vote. And even today there are countries where people are still dying for the right to vote.

8 ) Representation.
Does it seem as if politicians are a bunch of old white males? Well, in Congress only 13 percent of members are of color, and only 14 percent are women. Want to change it? Vote.

7 ) Fashion.
You get to wear an “I Voted” sticker — definitely fashionable.

6 ) More federal money…
for youth programs, the environment, HIV/AIDS or breast cancer research whatever your cause! Where do the candidates stand on your issue? Find out and make sure your concerns are their concerns.

5 ) To cancel out someone else’s vote.
Whether it’s your Dad, your Mom, your teacher, or your soccer coach — you probably know someone who is going to vote the opposite of you.

4 ) To bust the stereotype!
“Young people are lazy, they don’t care, they won’t vote.” That’s what they say. Let’s prove them wrong.

3 ) If you don’t vote, someone else will.
Our government was designed for citizen participation, so if you don’t vote – other people are going to make the decisions for you.

2 ) Every vote counts.
The 2000 Presidential election proved how close things can get, so really every vote counts.

1 ) NOISE!
Want to make some? Then vote!


Top 10 Reasons to Masturbate for Peace!

10 ) It’s too cold to go outside and demonstrate

9 ) If I go blind they can’t draft me

8 ) The walls need painting white anyway

7 ) This is my weapon…this is my gun…this one’s for shootin….oh, never mind.

6 ) If you want it done right you have to do it yourself

5 ) All the lube will give me a baby-soft dork

4 ) It may be the only “peace” I’ll be getting for a while

3 ) If I use my left hand, it feels like someone else has joined my cause

2 ) What else am I going to do with the 80 GB of porn on my PC?

1 ) Because I can’t give myself a peace blowjob


God Bless Sexy America