A few weeks ago This Is the End hit theaters. It’s a new movie with a loaded cast including James Franco, Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen, Danny McBride, and many more incredibly funny individuals.  For some reason, I’ve been putting off going out to see it. But after this clip I saw yesterday, I may have to go sooner rather than later. The scene I’m talking about is an argument between James Franco and Danny McBride that focuses on the subject of masturbating. Take a look below!

McBride is just hilarious here. My favorite line by far being…

I’ve been dropping loads around this fuckin’ house like a god damn dump truck!

What makes the scene even better is the fact that Seth Rogen is just chillin in the back the whole time watching the whole thing like a tennis match. His eyes going back and forth trying to keep up with each ridiculous statement.

Besides having me laughing hysterically at my desk, Franco’s one quote, “What, you never had any brothers? You didn’t learn to jiz in a fucking sock or on a fucking tissue” also raises an interesting point. For those of us who did grow up as the oldest sibling or an only child, how did we figure that stuff out? Apparently I’m not the only one to be curious about the topic of beginner masturbation practices. I’m sure a lot of awkward experimenting has been done over the years by kids trying to figure out the most efficient way to jerk it. Well, that is a topic for another day.

Back to the point of this post. I know I haven’t seen this movie yet, but I’m pretty sure it’s going to be awesome. I’d definitely recommend going and checking it out. And plus, even if the movie sucks you can still just focus on the always lovely, and one of my favorites, Emma Watson.

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