I know Kate Upton doesn’t do porn… at least not yet. I’m still hoping that one day this will change. However, when I saw that she did a Zero G shoot for the latest  Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, I couldn’t not mention it. That’s right, the 21-year-old model defies the laws of gravity in this new issue. And it is quite the site to behold.

Kate Upton zero g

And then there’s this picture of her. You would have thought that it’d be impossible for her boobs to get any better than they normally are. But here we are. Apparently the wonders of zero gravity take already amazing boobs and make them even better.

Kate Upton zero g

But all this Zero G talk got me thinking. Since Kate Upton is unlikely to ever actually do porn, then maybe we should take porn to zero gravity! Think of the possibilities. I think the best part about Zero G porn would be the facials. The intricate levels that you could take  bukkake to would be unbelievably hilarious. Just imagine the guy blowing his load on one end and it slowly working it’s way over to a girl being held down on the other end. Then BOOM! Gravity defying cum shot right to the face. You could even make it a game. Have two guys getting blow jobs one one side and another girl on the other side. When the guys cum, they have to try and aim their loads so it hits the girls face on the other side. Whoever hits the girl wins. Someone get some porn stars on a zero gravity flight and make this happen ASAP!

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