Today, March 14th, may just be the most important day of the year for men everywhere. That’s because 3/14 isn’t just Pi Day. The day exactly one month after Valentine’s Day also happens to be Steak and Blowjob Day. It’s a holiday for men in which there are no cards or flowers or expensive gifts. There are only two things needed on this glorious day. Steaks and blowjobs. And really, could you ask for a better combination of things? I think not.

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The only problem is that sometimes it’s hard to find willing participants to just randomly offer you blowjobs. I mean, if you don’t have a significant other, you can always cook yourself up a nice steak on your own. But the bj will prove to be slightly more difficult if you’re riding solo this March 14th. That’s where HotMovies comes in. We realize not all of you out there have a special someone to go down on you today. And that makes us sad. It’s a damn holiday after all. There shouldn’t be a man out there deprived of a blowjob today. Well, don’t worry. We’re here to help.

See, at over at HotMovies.com you can find over 4,500 videos that focus around blowjobs. That’s a shit ton of videos to choose from. I highly doubt any girl you might be with is willing to go down on you more than like 3 times today. But that’s why we’re better than a real girl. Because here, you can watch thousands of different bjs. And all different styles, too! You want the girl to deepthroat? No problem. Maybe you want to see some facials. Can do. Let’s be real. Chances are if you have a girlfriend, she’s not going to give you the type of blowjob you’ll find in porn. Yeah it’ll be good. But it’s not going to be that sloppy, aggressive kind of blowjob that’s just so hot. So hell, even if you’re not alone this Steak and Blowjob Day, forget your girl and come watch the kind of bj you’re into. Don’t settle for 3 minutes of reluctant sucking because she feels guilty. You deserve better!

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