10.  Paul Ryan

Paul Ryan, Wisconsin Rep and VP selection under the Romney campaign, starts our list off at number 10. Ryan is a clear bro. He works out and looks like 90% of the guys you’re going to find at the gym. This makes him a solid choice for our list.

9.  Chris Christie

Coming in at number 9 is the governor of New Jersey, Chris Christie. The man just flat out looks like he’s from north Jersey. What I’m picturing for Mr. Christie is some sort of spoof where he’s the boss of a mob family. Like if Fat Tony from The Simpsons did porn.

8.  Barack Obama

No list of top US politicians would be complete without the President himself. However, for this sex tape, we’re going to need a time machine. I don’t want to see current day, boring Obama nailing some chick. What I want is the cool, hip Barack that had a mini fro and got high.

7.  Hillary Clinton

To be honest, I’m kind of scared of Hillary. When she’s angry it’s as if she’s staring straight into your soul. That’s why she would be absolutely perfect for a BDSM video.

6.  Jesse Ventura/Arnold Schwarzenegger

At number 6 on the list we find our first pairing. These two former governors have worked together before. In 1987, they found themselves all hot and steamy fighting off the Predator. So why not bring these two beefcakes back for more with Predator: Jungle Sex Party? I think it has a nice ring to it.

5.  Bill Clinton

Former President, Bill Clinton, has seen his fair share of scandal. So why not add a little more for us Bill? This silver fox adds just the right amount of smoothness to our list at number 5. Break out the saxophone and massage oils, and give the people something fresh.

4.  Sarah Palin/Michele Bachmann

Our first female combo features a couple of Republican ladies. I think it’s safe to say that both of these women have a bit of crazy in them and would make for an entertaining show regardless of your political views. If you take a look at the picture you’ll see that Bachmann’s hand is getting started in the right direction. Who knows? Maybe they already have some freaky Tea Party origies going on behind closed doors.

3.  Kristi Noem

Kristi Noem is an American woman if there ever was one. This Republican Rep from South Dakota lives on a ranch and enjoys hunting in her spare time. She likes to drive fast and has no time for rules. But the real reason she made it to number 3 on our list is because she is without a doubt the most attractive female in US politics today. Keep making your country proud Ms. Noem!

2.  Aaron Schock

For the same reasons that Paul Ryan made the list at 10, we see Aaron Schock at 2. However, Schock has gone above and beyond, blowing Ryan’s body out of the water. This man is in peak physical shape and has the perfect body to get caught on tape to be America’s new favorite sex scandal. Maybe him and Kristi Noem can meet up and give us a two for one deal.

1.  John F. Kennedy

At last, we have reached the end. Up to this point I’ve kept it rather recent history. However, for number 1 I had to make an exception and name JFK tops on our list of the politicians we’d most like to see do a sex tape. The man was rumored to have numerous affairs, including one withe one of the biggest sex symbols of all time, Marilyn Monroe.

5.  Mike Schmidt

Right off the bat (HA puns) is the greatest third baseman of all time, Michael Jack Schmidt. The man had a Hall of Fame career playing for the Phillies and helped lead the team to a World Series in 1980 with a MVP season. But enough about his minor and insignificant accomplishments playing baseball…can we talk about this stache?! Schmidt went with a classic look. It was neat, thick, and iconic really. It must have been nice knowing that even if his baseball career had fallen through, he could always have gone into porn with that glorious upper lip rug.

4.  Dennis Eckersley

Eckersley’s stache was quite similar to Schmidt’s. What gives our old pal Dennis the edge in this one, though, is that added a little flair. While Schmidt’s clearly had its boundaries above the lip, Eckersley introduced a bit of the horseshoe and had his come down just a little onto the sides of his mouth. Now this is a subtle move but one that helped him gain just a little more favor in the eyes of this blogger.

3.  John Axford

Number 3 on my list is the baby of the bunch. The casual fan may not be aware of him, but what Mr. Axford lacks in experience, he more than makes up for with his gem of a mustache. While he has been a serviceable relief pitcher for the Brewers over the past few years, his real gift to the world is his beautiful handlebar. A man clearly born in the wrong era, Axford pays tribute to a time long past with this lip spinach.

2.  Goose Gossage

Goose Gossage is known throughout the world of baseball as being a pioneer of the closer position. But for our purposes, the man was far braver when he threw caution to the wind and gave us a horseshoe mustache the world rarely gets the chance to see. It wasn’t just your typical horseshoe that you can find at any sleazy truck stop. This man was no ordinary peasant. No no, he decided to let that thing run wild the farther down his face it went. The Goose’s domination of late game situations is matched only by his conquest of my heart.

1.  Rollie Fingers

Continuing our relief pitcher heavy list…Rollie Fingers was a very special player in his day. In fact, he even managed to get his number retired by two different teams (Athletics and Brewers). Clearly the man had talent on the diamond. The ability to throw a baseball, however, pales in comparison to what Fingers had going on with that mustache. This flavor saver was no ordinary handlebar. The edges of this beast curled so much that they practically created two full circles on either side of his mouth. Now that is impressive! Fingers’ villainous, yet classy look, is the reason he made it to number 1 on my list of the best mustaches in baseball.

The main thing I’d like to accomplish with this is to get an open line of communication going with you all. Sure I have some ideas and topics I think you guys are going to find pretty entertaining, but I want you to tell me what you’d like to see more of. This blog is for you, the people, after all.

Alright, so what are you going to see with this blog? While we can all agree on a love for porn, I really want to change things up a bit. I’m into a lot of stuff outside of the world of sex. Whether it be film, television, music, sports, bourbon, cats or whatever. You name it, and we can talk about it. There’s going to be a lot of opportunity for you guys to chime in. Maybe I make a top 10 list, and you disagree…that’s cool, send your feedback! In the future I also want to get some contests going where you guys get a chance to win some sweet stuff. So be sure to look out for that.

This is going to be a community. A community of harmonious laughter and glorious civility. Let your voices be heard! I promise I’ll listen.

So that’s it for now. I must go prepare for next week when this blog takes off with a new post every day. I don’t want to disappoint you folks after all. In the meantime, tell your friends. Hell…tell strangers on the street that this is going to be the new place to be on the interwebs. But don’t worry, I’m only a tweet away in the meantime.

Find me over at @AlexT_HotMovies.

And to give you a little taste of exactly what I’m into…here’s a picture of two of my favorite things!

Still a bit sad that Spooge while you Luge didn’t make the cut.

Here is the list of the top 100 movies on HotMovies along with how they’ve moved on the list in the last 30 days.

HotMovies is proud to report that 80 percent of the top adult film studios have pledged their earnings on April 15 to help overturn Measure B, the Los Angeles County law that requires condom use in filming sexually explicit movies.

Over 100 adult studios have pledged to donate to the FreedomStreams cause. HotMovies is matching contributions up to $10,000!

HotMovies.com organized the FreedomStreams event to benefit the Free Speech Coalition (FSC), which is spearheading efforts to repeal the measure.

“Ordinarily you think of April 15 as ‘tax day,’ but this year it means something even more important for the adult industry — it’s a chance for us all to exercise our rights and overturn a ridiculous law that affects an entire industry,” said Marci Hirsch, vice president of Vivid and FSC board member.  “For any consumers that have been planning on streaming or downloading a hot new film, we urge you to do it through HotMovies.com on April 15 so you can help this vital cause.”

Performer Ron Jeremy also weighed in on the efforts.

“As you may have read in the news, Measure B broke my heart. Seriously though, I’m not letting anything stop me from supporting this great cause and I encourage everyone to join me.”

Said Cybert:

“We had a very positive response to our initial announcement that we were organizing the ‘FreedomStreams’ program. Along with Vivid, many of the biggest names in the industry are on board, including Evil Angel, Private, Adam & Eve, Hustler Video, Pleasure Productions, Wicked Pictures, Ed Powers, Girlfriends Films, Porn Pros, Homegrown Video, Forbidden Fruits Films, Mile High Media, Combat Zone, Brandon Iron, New Sensations, Kink.com, West Coast Productions, Zero Tolerance and many others.

This is not the first time HotMovies has rallied studios to help protect First Amendment rights. Long time customers may remember the event we first held way back in 2006. Past FreedomStreams events have raised tens of thousands of dollars for FSC, which lobbies in Washington and other key battlegrounds to protect First Amendment rights on behalf of the entire adult industry.

More from Cybert:

“More than ever, we are under attack. The AIDS Healthcare Foundation (AHF) pulled the wool over voters’ eyes last fall and the result was a measure that is designed to suppress adult filmmaking in greater Los Angeles under the guise of worker safety. It requires all adult performers to use protective barriers such as condoms and dental dams when performing any act likely to generate bodily fluids. It creates the need for oversight by already taxed law enforcement and government agencies and it is entirely unnecessary because the industry already polices itself very, very effectively. Measure B completely ignores all common sense and, perhaps most importantly, the overwhelming desire of the performers themselves.”

Helping us with this great cause is easy and best of all it should be a lot of fun.  Just make sure you visit HotMovies on April 15^th and watch as much porn as you can reasonably manage from any of the participating studios, which will be featured prominently on that day. We appreciate your support!

We have something special for you and your partner this Valentines Day!

When it comes to the art of love, love making, and down-right raunchy sex play, there a few more knowledgeable and dedicated than the wonderful staff of HotMovies’ sister site, HotMoviesForHer.com. HMFH Coordinator and Head Perv, JD Bauchery has put together a list of the Top 5 Instructional Videos For You and Your Partner on Valentines Day!

Apart from her daily workings at HotMoviesForHer that includes adult movie reviews, a specialization in sexual pleasure, and the interests of sexual minorities, JD has a Masters Degree in Human Sexuality and Education. She puts this knowledge to use on reg while she’s hosting monthly sex seminars with her ScrewSmart sex education group in Philadelphia and throughout the US. JD and her HotMoviesForHer team have created one of the Internet’s best and safest communities to express sexuality and talk about pleasure. So when we say we have an expert list of the best instructional adult videos below, you know we’re not exaggerating.

JD has been kind enough to create a 20 MINUTE FREE OFFER good for new users on any movie below or any movie at HotMoviesForHer.com or HotMovies.com.

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Top 5 Instructional Videos For You and Your Partner on Valentines Day!

Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide To Female Orgasms - If increasing the horny is what you’re looking to do, there is nothing sexier than hearing that someone is interested in your pleasure. You’ll be dropping panties left and right when you let your lady know that their enjoyment is at the top of the list. Let awesome sex educator Tristan Taormino fill you in on all the special tips and tricks to bringing your lady the best of the big O!

Dr. Ava’s Guide To Sensual BDSM For Couples - Use the 50 Shades hysteria to your benefit with this steamy intro to kink. By starting with an instructional, you offer a video that’s both a little less intimidating and full of all the basics you need to keep your BDSM safe and sexy.

101 Positions For Lovers – Sure, you know the old standards, like missionary, cowgirl and doggie style, but what about all those other gymnastic feats you’ve been watching in porn for years? Lucky for you, these attractive couples spent a week on location in Jamaica with sex educator Jamye Waxman to learn 101 different positions to help you increase the amount of plays in your playbook. Whether you are looking to last longer, give her a fuller orgasm, or just spice it up a bit – this instructional is the one to watch.

Nina Hartley’s Guide To Simultaneous Orgasms – It’s pretty impossible to look through how-to movies and not stumble upon the amazing Nina Hartley. This beautiful blonde has been around the block more than a few times and become a not only a legend in the industry, but also a M.V.P. when it comes to giving folks the info they need to have the best sex they can have. Let Hartley give you the basics on joint climax – I promise she won’t let you down.

Belladonna’s How To: Fuck! (Disc 1) – Alright, so this movie isn’t like all the other instructionals I’ve listed. In fact, I don’t know if I would even call it an instructional as much as porno queen Belladonna’s extremely hot stream of conscious fuck fest. It’s definitely like no other how-to I’ve seen before, though Belladonna does break down her killer blow job techniques and makes sure to give us demos. Basically, if you are looking for an educational movie that’s a little harder and edgier, Belladonna is the one for you.

In early March he will begin to shoot The Lone Ranger XXX An Extreme Comixxx Parody .
He and his production team had been planning this blockbuster project in secret for months, but he
decided now is the time for the official announcement.

“I figured I’d strike while the iron is hot,” declares Septo. The iron he refers to is the aggressive campaign
of television commercials that Disney ran during the Super Bowl for their remake of the classic.
Although the timing of the adult version will most likely coincide with the mainstream theatrical release in
theaters, there will be content differences, other than the obvious. The most significant difference will be
the masked man’s side kick- Tonto. While both versions star a controversial and untraditional choice for this
iconic character, the adult version will feature a female portraying this role. But everyone involved with the
production is remaining tight-lipped about exactly who may be playing Tonto. But producer Gina Lassen
willingly offered up who will be portraying the title role.

“The choice was obvious for us,” she states. “The character calls for tall, dark, handsome, mysterious and
that is Ryan Driller in a nut shell.”

Driller has also had horse riding experience. This skill will prove most valuable as the Ranger’s other side
kick Silver, his faithful horse, will also be portrayed.

For information on DVD sales, distributors are encouraged to reach out to Mayra at mayra@expxxx.com
All other inquiries should be sent to Rob at rob@xxxjuicy.com

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As many of you have probably heard by now, our close friend and living legend, Ron Jeremy is currently in a LA area hospital recovering from a series of surgeries to treat an aneurism discovered near the 59-year-old’s heart.

Everyone is hopeful for a quick recovery and we are told Ron has been upgraded from critical to stable condition. While we keep Ron in our thoughts and best wishes, we think it’s time to take a look at some of our favorite Ron Jeremy movies!

What exactly can we tell from this list? Forget the costumes, double-anals, role-play- You perverted fucks love your muff on muff, older + younger scenes, big black cocks, more muff on muff, secretaries, and MILFs.. Did we mention muff on muff? Girlfriends Films and their Lesbian cohorts dominated the list to the chagrin of stiff stunt cocks worldwide. Puny white men love to see their wives nailed by big black cocks… You get the idea.

We’ve made this simple for you. A full link list of the Top 100 with Dirty Thirty Clips of 10 choice cuts on the zeros. Enjoy

1. Please Make Me Lesbian! Part 1

2. Poor Little Shyla 2
3. Mother-Daughter Exchange Club Part 19
4. Mandingo Massacre 2
5. Women Seeking Women Volume 72
6. Lesbian Babysitters 6
7. Seduced By Mommy #3
8. Lesbian Adventures – Wet Panties Trib 2
9. Please Make Me Lesbian Part 2
10. Taboo II

11. Lesbian Triangles Episode 21
12. Teach Me 2
13. Family Fantasies – MILF 707 – Corrupting Rachel’s Family
14. Budapest Episode 5
15. Net Skirts 6.0
16. The 3-Way
17. Taboo
18. Mother-Daughter Exchange Club Part 12
19. 100% Pure Amateur Teens #12
20. The Secretary 2

21. Ass Titans 6
22. Latin Mother Naughty Daughter
23. Imperfect Angels Episode 11
24. Belladonna’s Buttface (Disc 1)
25. Poor Little Shyla
26. Super Anal Cougars Part Two
27. Filthy Cocksucking Auditions (Disc 1)
28. POV Alley
29. Lily Cade’s Live Nerd Girls
30. Mandingo: Hide Your Wives!

31. Best New Starlets 2012
32. Lesbian Seductions Older/Younger Vol. 34
33. Family Fantasies – MILF 683 – Taboo Stories
34. Taboo III
35. The Interns 2
36. The Masseuse
37. Taboo IV – The Younger Generation
38. Amateur Anal Attempts 23
39. A Foreign Girl In Paris
40. Lesbian Seductions Older/Younger Vol. 32

41. Ultimate Fuck Toy: Riley Reid
42. House Hunters Part 1
43. Pretty Titties
44. POV Jugg Fuckers 4
45. Rocco’s Psycho Love 3
46. Anal Acrobats 7 (Disc 2)
47. Gloryhole Confessions 7
48. My New White Stepdaddy 3
49. Lesbian Seductions Older/Younger Vol. 30
50. The Teacher Volume Four

51. Butt Licking Anal Whores 3
52. Open Invitation: A Real Swinger’s Party in San Francisco
53. Shared Orgasms
54. Bi Curious Couples 2
55. Titty Creampies
56. Lesbian Seductions Older/Younger Vol. 35
57. Office Perverts Vol. 8
58. Daddy Knows Best
59. Couples Seduce Teens Vol. 21
60. Lesbian Seductions Older/Younger Vol. 27

61. Seduced By Mommy #2
62. Couples Bang The Babysitter #3
63. Cabaret Desire
64. The Sodomizer Volumes 1 & 2
65. Homegrown Video Swingers Volume 10
66. Gape Lovers 7 (Disc 1)
67. Nailin’ The Babysitter 6
68. Lesbian Ass Worship 2
69. Malibu Massage Parlor
70. Lesbian Seductions Older/Younger Vol. 33

71. Meat Holes #7
72. Legends & Starlets Volume 6
73. It’s Okay! She’s My Stepdaughter 9
74. It’s OK He’s My Step Dad
75. Belladonna’s Buttface (Disc 2)
76. Johnny Fender’s Mouths To Feed
77. OMG! I Fucked My Daughter’s BFF! 2
78. Stroke Suck And Tease #16
79. Bobbi Loves Boys
80. Dani Daniels’ The Yoga Instructor

81. It’s A Mommy Thing! 3
82. White Wife Black Cock #9
83. Mother-Daughter Exchange Club Part 9
84. Girls Tasting Girls
85. Shane Diesel’s Cuckold Stories
86. Lesbian Seductions Older/Younger Vol. 23
87. Taboo Tales Volume 21
88. Big & Real 2
89. Seduced By Mommy
90. Mums And Daughters – Secrets In The Suburbs

91. Pin-Up Girls Volume 6
92. I Want You To Make My Mouth Pregnant 2
93. Busy Beavers Volume 5
94. Inter-racial Payload 3
95. My Mother’s Best Friend Volume 5
96. Redheads Vs. Blondes – Anal War
97. Cherries 73
98. Black & Proud Lesbians
99. Screw My Wife Please!! 38
100. Girls Indulging