Porn and shitty MS Paint jobs are two things I love. But what happens when these two things are combined? Amazing happens, that’s what. Porn has never looked so funny. And it’s also 100% safe for work!

woman with cat

Who doesn’t enjoy cuddling with a nice cat? Although in this instance it appears the cat is not enjoying himself too much. In fact, it kind of looks like this lady is smelling the cat’s leg. I don’t know what weirder; the Paint version or the original where she’s rubbing a dick on her face.

Sherlock Holmes

Ahh yes, Sherlock Holmes. Just taking a brief break here to smoke out of a pipe. Nothing out of the ordinary here.

Asa Akira eating noodles

Who doesn’t love noodles?! And of course the only way to eat them is to slurp them down. That’s all Asa Akira is doing here. Just eating some noodles. Totally not giving a blow job or anything like that.

killing vampire

Vampires are a seriously problem. This woman is just doing her part by slaying this evil monster. Also, there’s definitely a joke here about her holding onto wood, but I’m not nearly clever enough to think of one.

spiderman

Good ol’ Spider-Man, always protecting the people from criminals. This bank robber clearly thinks she’s above the law and is mocking Spider-Man by sticking her tongue out. Well the jokes on her because she’s going to get a mouth full of web…or semen.

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