Glory holes are a funny thing. Per Urban Dictionary a glory hole is, “A hole located in a partition in which one’s penis is inserted, thus separating the participants and ensuring anonymity throughout the act of copulation or fellatio (or possibly a titty wank).”

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In theory, they sound fantastic. I mean, who wouldn’t want to stick their penis through a hole to have it sucked by an anonymous stranger? It’s a great concept. There isn’t a guy out there who doesn’t love a good blowjob.

But let’s take a step back from this dream scenario for a second and think about this in realistic terms. Chances are if you’re at a place that has a hole drilled into a bathroom stall door then the place you’re at is pretty sketchy to say the least. And I’m not talking just your typical dive bar kind of sketchy that might be a little rough around the edges. No no, I’m talking like there are probably numerous drug deals going on around you sketchy.

So that being said, it’s a pretty safe bet that this girl isn’t going to be awaiting your dong on the other side.

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I’m sorry to have to break this news to you. But it’s just not going to happen. I feel like it’s my duty to warn you of the possible dangers and risks of this tempting sexual release. For you visual learners out there, I decided to find some pics for you that show what’s more likely to be on the other side of that wall than a beautiful woman.

A gay man.

gay man

Now this is inherently bad. If you yourself happen to be a gay male, then this could be just what you’re looking for. But let’s assume for a second that you’re a straight guy. Do you want to receive a blowjob from a dude? Hey, maybe you do. Maybe for you as long as you think it’s a girl, it doesn’t matter if it actually is or not. But just be warned. This is a big danger in the world of the glory hole.

A really, really unattractive woman.


Now I didn’t want to use an actual unattractive lady for this because that’d just be mean. Not everyone can be a looker. But still, be wary of this possibility. You aren’t going to see these girls on the other side. Again, maybe you’re so desperate to get your penis touched by a lady that you don’t even care. If that’s the case, more power to you. However, this danger is very real if you’re a man with actual standards.

So the next time you come across one of these magical little sex holes; just think about what kind of person would actually suck someone’s dick anonymously through a hole in a wall.

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