Hi, any reader!  To introduce myself, I am the Sensitive Pornographer, a once avid fan of the medium now jaded by working for an adult VOD company. What once was a passion has now become a job – who would have thought one could tire of porn? To commemorate this parting of ways, I think a letter is warranted.

Dear Porno,

My heart is leaden with sorrow to mention that our time as companions must now come to an end.  It pains the very core of my being that you and I will never again be known as such, you and I.  You were there for me, in the waning hours of blackest night, always lending me a helping hand in times of need.  Your “oh yeahs” and “baby harder, that’s right” will not be forgotten, I assure you.  When you proclaimed with urgent immediacy, “Fuck me like there’s no tomorrow!” I crumbled inside, knowing in the most knowing of manners that your sincerity was indeed real.  Alas there will be no such tomorrow, for your fidelity, or lack thereof, has driven us apart.  I saw it coming, my newly departed beloved, when I walked in on you and name has been deleted engaged in a position I thought reserved for only us.  The remembrance of this occasion has become unbearable and I fear that it would only make matters worse, should we continue to see one another.  I leave you with happy tidings and the wish of bountiful rosy tomorrows in your future life.  Goodbye Porno, goodbye.

 

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