Continuing to perpetrate the seemingly endless realization that offering to have sex with a public figure buys a certain amount of marketing and advertising for nothing, Joanna Angel has written a Steven Hirsch copy-cat letter to none other than Anthony Weiner. The letter was posted by XBIZ.com on Friday, and it was made clear that the post date was for June 8th. This would make great sense if this was actually a development, and not the cheap marketing ploy reality can’t help but dictate it to be.
“Dear Mr. Weiner:
Thank you for taking the time to read my inquiry. My name is Joanna Angel (aka: Punk Rock Porn Princess) and founder/owner of BurningAngel.com. I’m also a Jew, like you.
In lieu of your recent troubles within the mainstream press, and your obvious love and obsession with porn, sexting, twexting and there must be some voyeurism in there too, I cordially invite you to do a legitimate sex scene with me where 100% of the profits go to charity.
So what do you think?
Of course, your wife can join us. I love three-ways! Considering the leaked pictures of your cock, I’d welcome the opportunity for a back-door man.
Since you know Twitter so well, follow me @joannaangel
Yours in dirty sexy porn,
Xoxo – Joanna Angel”
If Joanna Angel was being more mindful of the news, she might see a much more realistic opportunity to poke her nose into the political sex game. Sammie Spades, Hilary Clinton’s double D blonde intern during the summer of 2006, has already traded in her pants-suit for less restricting garments on camera. Of course, it does cost much more to make a real deal.