The Porn Detection Stick, by Paraben, is a $100 thumb drive stuffed with Windows-compatible image detection software. Give it an hour and a half, and the device can scan 70,000 images—even deleted ones—with algorithms that analyze “facial features, flesh tone colors, image back grounds, body part shapes, and more.”
The system promises less than 1% false positives.
Of course, what the software can’t analyze are any videos that may be saved to your hard drive or pretty much anything in the web. In fact, the Porn Detection Stick seems designed for a whole other era of pornographic distribution, one when the discerning man might have scanned the latest Playboy to his 386 for posterity before pulling down his Zubaz pants to masturbate to it. Then again, maybe that’s a good thing. – Gizmodo
The only thing I want one of these for, is to see how fast I could fry it here at the office. There are more pornographic images on my PC than any life long dedicated porn addict could ever compile together at home. Sometimes we do sexy math on Fridays, and the results are pretty impressive.
If you allow an average of 1.5 hours per Adult Video HotMovies.com has available, there is 225,000 hours of Adult Video on Demand content on our network.
If you then also allow for the average 2.6 minutes it takes for a male to ejaculate. There are over 5,192,307 orgasms worth of Adult Video content that HotMovies.com provides.
Therefore, HotMovies.com is the best significant other in the history of significant others.
