Better work on your grip.
Quit smoking and you’ll have more time.
Sharing is caring.
Don’t make me get my whip.
Give a gift that really means something to you.
Put down the knitting, The book and the broom
She’s sexy and I know it.
Damned infernal gizmo. My kingdom for a left-handed can opener.
Does Mike “awesome” Stone sound familiar to you? If not, you can probably find him on Twitter. That’s because the daring Mr. Stone has asked about 600 different porn stars to be his prom date. He’s a persistent guy, if still not successful.
According to Death and Taxes, Stone is 18 and trying to make a score that would make him the envy of his school. His use of twitter as a vehicle to make the proposals landed him on Reddit. His quest became an instant sensation.
Mike “awesome” Stone promises the prom, a hotel room and a personal massage.
Okay, Mikey, people get your enthusiasm, but chill a little bit on the over the top proposals. Porn stars are people too, and it’s reasonable to think that not many of them are lining up to head off to a hotel for a massage from an 18 year-old horny stranger. That said, Stone’s ambitious approach speaks volumes about his optimism.
And most people would admit that a Twitter campaign to score a porn star for a prom date is a novel approach.Though more than a few people noted that the hotel and massage are a tad creepy.
What advice would you give Mr. Stone?
Since Stone is propositioning complete strangers (and it should be noted that they are fabulous looking sexy strangers) to be his date, he should probably change his approach. Here’s a short list of suggestions:
Reviewing these options, one can see that by eliminating the hotel and massage and adding a limo and a great dinner, Mike “awesome” Stone ditches the “creepy” part of his proposal and adds a touch of class. Anyway, if he really is “awesome,” the hotel and massage will work themselves out. That said, having a backup plan would be a really good idea. It isn’t certain, but it is hard to imagine a top of the line adult actress whisking away in a corporate jet to attend a high school prom. The publicity probably wouldn’t be worth the headaches that such an appearance would cause.
And surely an “awesome” guy like Mike could score a date with a classmate, right? Best of luck, Mr. Stone. If this one doesn’t work out, just stay ambitious. And, the world can only hope that you’re putting this kind of effort into finding a good college to attend. Maybe you can get a degree in cinema.
Porn star politicians are nothing new. Remember when Mary Carey made the run against “The Governator” for California’s top spot? Yes, she lost, but it was a fun race for a while. Now Italy has a couple of interesting races for mayor positions and one of them features two porn stars running for the city’s top spot.
According to the Daily Caller, the race has featured some interesting “town hall” type moments, including a dance-off between two of the aspirants.Yeah, imagine being able to pick a president or senator based on performance on the pole, not in the polls!
See the cayoral candidate in Scene 4 by clicking this cover
Here’s what is happening.
Luana Borgia, Milly D’Abbraccio and Amandha Fox are running for mayor. Fox and Borgia are running for mayor of Taranto, and D’Abbraccio is running for mayor of Torre Del Greco. Both cities are in Southern Italy. Fox has won an online poll to become the candidate for the Awake Party. Observers say that her performance in a dance off probably greatly helped her candidacy.
This isn’t unprecedented in Italy. Hungarian-born starlet La Cicciolina won a seat in Italy’s Parliament while she was still making scorching hot porn flicks. Apparently, Italians like a little spice in their politics. No word yet on the Vatican’s opionion of La Cicciolina’s performance in the legislative body. However, it’s likely they didn’t approve of her professional background.
But voters are approving of the performance all around!
Does any of these porn star politicians have a real plan to govern?
Hell yes, and the Fox plan sounds like she’s trying to make a fun town. According to the Daily Caller, Fox has a well developed platform, no, that means she has a political plan. It includes:
What is “Taranto Sex?”
Now this is a platform position that porn star politicians everywhere should adopt. Fox wants to host a twice annual sex festival and convention in Taranto. If that doesn’t spur voter turnout, nothing will.
It is uncertain whether Fox even has a shot at winning the mayoral position, much less whether or not she could enact such a bold plan. But imagine going to the voting booth and having the opportunity to vote for clean air, expanded hedonism, and a regular sex festival.
That’s an election most people can only dream about! So feel free to write in the comments which porn star you’d love to see run for office.
Stats don’t lie
| % Awesome | Studio |
| 100.00% | Girlfriends Films |
| 100.00% | Sweetheart Video |
| 100.00% | Sweet Sinner |
| 100.00% | Triangle Films |
| 100.00% | Mike Adriano Media |
| 100.00% | Vince Vouyer Unleashed |
| 100.00% | Dash Hentai |
| 100.00% | Filly Films |
| 100.00% | Jules Jordan Video – Jennaration X |
| 100.00% | Blue Blake |
| 100.00% | Ladyboy’s Heaven |
| 100.00% | Vivid Ed |
| 100.00% | Slut Machine |
| 100.00% | All Asian Access |
| 100.00% | Raw Strokes Productions |
| 100.00% | The Ass Factory |
| 100.00% | Pure XXX Films |
| 98.81% | Red MILF Productions |
| 96.83% | Jay Sin Video |
| 96.67% | TVX Home Video |
| 96.00% | Cocksure Men |
| 95.61% | AbbyWinters.com |
| 95.00% | MaverickMan22 Productions |
| 94.44% | BondageDesigns.com |
| 94.12% | Amateur Hall of Fame |
| 93.75% | GoodFellas Productions |
| 93.75% | UKNakedMen |
| 92.86% | X-Play |
| 92.86% | Raw Dawgg Entertainment |
| 91.80% | ZFX Productions |
| 91.67% | Innocent High |
| 91.38% | Reality Junkies |
| 90.20% | Image Video |
| 90.00% | Mancini Productions |
A porn star teacher is becoming the source of a big debate in Oxnard, California. No, this isn’t someone providing Master’s of Fine Arts level courses in cinematography. This is 31 year-old Stacie Halas, who was named in a Smoking Gun report before the school district decided to “protect her privacy.” She’s also, apparently, a successful middle school science teacher who happened to be an actor in several adult movies before her current career.
What happened?
According to several published reports, including the previously mentioned Smoking Gun, which you can read here, several students found some of her work on the internet and reported it to the school. It wasn’t parents who found it, it was students, and the school district immediately pointed out that the students should not have been surfing for porn on the internet and immediately informed parents of all of the ways that they can filter internet content so that pre-teens can’t access things that their parents find objectionable, suspended the teacher. Yes, they suspended a teacher for engaging in a completely legal activity that ocurred prior to her teaching career.
And then the school district got preachy about it. No kidding, a 21st Century educator had this response to the situation:
“‘Maybe it’s not a crime as far as the penal code is concerned, but we feel it’s a crime as far as moral turpitude [sic] is concerned,’ said Jeff Chancer, superintendent of the Oxnard school district.” [Emphasis Added]
Naughty Teachers Are More Fun Anyway
For an educator, Mr. Chancer has a bad grip on the meaning of crime. Crime involves prohibited acts. As far as anyone with a laptop can tell, humping in front of a camera in California isn’t a crime, it’s a lucrative industry. Further, people from all walks of life do it in professional and amateur settings (see also: amateur swinger porn).
Stunning though it may seem, a place exists where judgments about “moral terpitude” are perfectly acceptable. It’s called a church. If Mr. Chancer wants to preach morals, that’s a great place to do it, not at the public school where he works, in a state where adult movies are legal, and contribute significant tax revenues that likely support a part of his salary.
What didn’t happen?
The porn star teacher is causing a stir, but not among the primary stake-holders in this story. The parents didn’t even protest her being there when the story broke. To the contrary, according to CBS Los Angeles, NO parents of the students in question showed up to protest. Only one parent, who lodged a protest on behalf of his 11 year-old daughter, who is not identified as one of the students involved in the controversy, complained about the situation at all, and his was… wait for it… a moral protest.
This is where it all gets really stupid. According to one source, another missing element is a troublesome teacher. This is the true “smoking gun:”
“The district has not had problems with this teacher in the past, officials said.
The allegations do not involve any students in the Oxnard School District.”
And the “moral” of this story? Anything you’ve ever done can and will be held against you, if Mr. Chancer has problems with it.
What should have happened?
If someone’s kids ever encounter a porn star teacher, this is a quick list of good ideas to try:
One last note on this controversy, leave the teacher alone. She was engaged in a LEGAL activity PRIOR to her education career. End of sermon.
Porn star names are not all created equal. So how do today’s porn stars choose their performing name, and how does it influence their careers? Those are great questions. Also, do you think that the internet influences today’s porn monikers?
An entire set of consequences is packed into a star’s choice of a performing name. Alternet has a great article on the effect of a star’s name, and how they choose them. Among the highlights are the beginnings of stage names for stars, the good names, the generic names, and how the internet has begun to influence how names are chosen.
Where it all began.
Probably the most famous name of all is Linda Lovelace. She opened the door for a porn star to create an identity for her or his film persona. The alliteration of her name, and its feminine quality provided a platform for her to become one of the most recognizable stars in the industry.
Her success led to many other stars adopting stage names that were easy to recognize and gave each of those performers a brand of their own. Many other stars would go on to create mini empires based on the names that they had chosen.
What’s in a name?
Many of the common names that we see in the adult industry may not be the best examples of a great stage name. Names like Amber, Tiffany and Alexis have good potential, but their overuse and lack of originality make them less than effective as a brand. On the other hand, a well chosen name can lead to great success when it is chosen by a talented performer.
Seka, Ginger Lynn, and Jenna Jameson are examples of names that capture the fans’ imagination and also create a memorable brand for the performer. Annie Sprinkle, formerly Ellen Steinberg, chose her name to give her a personality she could embody when she performed. Needless to say, it also guided the content she was offered over the course of her career.
The internet gives rise to a new age of porn stars.
One of the most interesting aspects to all of this is the way that the internet has affected what names a star will choose. Pre-internet, the goal was to select a sexy name that gave a performer an added twist to their personality. In the internet age, domain names are keys to seeing the big paydays.
Having a name that ensures a unique internet address is as important today, as having a name that is just sexy. That’s another problem with having a generic name. Going on facebook and searching for “Amber” is gauranteed to produce so many results as to make it wasted time. But a well chosen, unique name will stand out in a crowd.
What’s the next generation of names going to include. We have no idea, but we do know they’ll be sexy, memorable and unique enough to stand out in the massive crowd on the internet. And if you’re planning to make a run at stardom, keep those goals in mind.
So, what name would you choose, or would you like to see in the credits?
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PHILADELPHIA – The “grand master of erotic filmmaking” is back on HotMovies.com, just in time to celebrate his birthday on Feb. 26.
Few directors have made the impact of Cecil Howard throughout the history of the adult movie business, and few movies made the impact of Howard’s epic four-hour saga, Last X-Rated Movie. Now for the first time, this landmark film will be available on the internet in its entirety, exclusively at HotMovies.com.
As was typical of all Howard’s work, Last X-Rated Movie received huge acclaim when originally released in four parts during the 1980s and early 1990s. The first two parts each garnered AVN’s highest rating and the magazine named the saga “the best multi-part adult series ever shot on video.”
In the golden age of porn, before compilations became the order of the day, this was the longest adult movie ever released. It was condensed, re-edited and repackaged by Howard in 1991 into the definitive four-hour director’s cut on VHS, exclusively for the Penthouse Book and Video Society. The re-release again earned AVN’s highest rating and prompting another critic to name it “the best X-rated movie of all time.”
Eric Edwards won AVN’s Best Actor award and Nina Hartley took home AVN’s Best Supporting Actress trophy for the original production, which featured an unmatched collection of golden era talent including hall of famers Ron Jeremy, Tom Byron, Tasha Voux and Sharon Mitchell.
In the past, Howard’s HotMovies releases have hit the site as special, one-month-only releases. Not this time. Howard said he wants fans to have the opportunity to view this masterpiece, cut as he originally intended it, for eternity. “This is a grand opus and I encourage people to take the time to watch the whole thing,” said the elusive Howard. “The story is the thing that sets it apart from other porn movies and the sex is some of the hottest I ever shot.”
“As always,” said HotMovies director of business development James Cybert, “we are grateful for this partnership with Cecil. We take great pride in carrying the biggest library of porn available anywhere but quality means more than quantity and Cecil’s movies are the cream of the crop. The Last X-Rated Movie is the best of the best and I can’t wait to hear the reaction from our viewers.”
HotMovies remains the one and only licensed distributor for Howard’s work, including multiple award winners Neon Nights, Babylon Pink, Foxtrot, Star Angel and Platinum Paradise.
Alex Chance, a hot new addition to the porn star community, is giving West Coast fans a fun Valentine’s Day present, hosting Porn Star Karaoke (PSK) at Sardo’s Grill and Lounge in Burbank, California. Sardo’s began the tradition of Tuesday night PSK back in 2003, and now it is one of the longest running adult entertainment events on the West Coast. Of course, this year it’s made better by the fact that it is Valentine’s Day. Oh, and did we mention that one of the hottest new performers in the business is hosting?
How hot is Alex? We’re not ones to make subjective judgments for other people, but if you check her out, we think you’ll agree that the adult industry has a rising star on/in their laps/hands.
Take a moment to get to know Alex Chance.
Alex entered into the business in Miami in 2011. She quickly rose through the ranks and has appeared in movies by studios ranging from Reality Kings to Evil Angel. This spring she’s featured in issues of Vmag and Naughty Neighbors. She can light up the screen, or serve as captivating centerfold. Either way, fans win!
It all starts with a body that leaves even the serious aficionado amazed. Check out these stats:
Want to know a little more about Alex Chance?
We can’t say we blame you. She was born in Virginia on April 19, 1989. In under one year she’s “racked up” (and we say that in awe) over 50 scenes with some of the big names in the industry. And, apparently, she can sing, though we’re pretty sure that most guys in the place are distracted by her other natural gifts.
Want to know about the event?
You can find Sardo’s at 259 N. Pass Ave in Burbank, California. PSK starts at 9 PM and is open to anyone 21 and over with a valid picture ID. Also, you might want to get there a little early to beat the rush. Our guess is that once word gets out that people can spend their Valentine’s Day in the company of Alex Chance, the lines will grow.
Hat tip to AVN.
Ron Jeremy is boning up on his demonology, and preparing for a mainstream movie role as a demon coming back to Earth to fulfill a Mayan prophecy. Let’s rephrase that. He’s coming back as a demon who haunts a hillbilly family’s trailer, and it’s going to be hell in the double-wide.
This isn’t a rump romp with Cytherea. This is a horror-comedy called “The Haunted Trailer” with Houston based director Chuck Norfolk. The mustachioed porn stud is making a new appearance in a mainstream movie, another in a line of over 200.
The Hillbillies are out to get Ron Jeremy.
The script features Ron as a Mayan Demon who is released so that he can carry out the ancient Mayan prophesies about 2012. Unfortunately, he ends up in a trailer, where a group of hillbillies will be forced to fight him for the future of humanity on Earth. He’s up against a formidable gang:
Of course, it’s all in good fun, and every Jeremy fan will appreciate the lovable porn star as a hell sent destroyer who finds himself trapped in the heart (or double-wide home) of “Bubbaville.” It has the makings of a fun movie.
Ron Jeremy is a natural for this kind of movie.
Among Ron’s best qualities is that he doesn’t take himself too seriously. He immensely enjoys what he does and it shines through on the screen, whether its applying the bone in a hot porn flick, or playing a demon trapped in a trailer park. Will Ron be exorcised by the hapless hillbillies, or will humanity feel the wrath of the mustache?
You can find out later this year. “The Haunted Trailer” is due to be released in time for the holidays.
I finally got a new computer and can now watch Reality Junkies on HotMovies in HD!
What a difference.
If I had only known I would have bought a new computer much, much sooner.
‘Who won?’ you might ask. The simple answer is Elegant Angel. Elegant Angel, The Miramax of porn (sorry for the backhanded compliment Miramax), stole the show with… a lot of awards. I would give you the specific amount, but it would take an eternity to sift through seemingly endless categories like Best Three-Way Sex Scene, Boy/Boy/Girl and Best Vignette Release (both won by, who else, Elegant Angel).
Here are some of the big winners:
Best Feature
Portrait of a Call Girl, Elegant Angel Productions
Best All-Sex/Vignette Series
The Bombshells, Elegant Angel Productions
Best All-Girl Series
Women Seeking Women, Girlfriends Films
Also, let’s not forget about the people who make porn what it is – the stars! Bobbi Starr took home Female Performer of the Year, Asa Akira took home an assload of awards (not literally… maybe literally) and Joanna Angel took home a bad case of the clap. Just kidding.
She already had the clap.
Just kidding.
Maybe.
Check out all the winners here.
Stop by the HotMovies booth at AEE this week.
You’ll have a chance to meet and greet with some of hotmovies favorite porn stars.
Ron Jeremy – arguably the most recognizable male porn star on the planet.
Girlfriends Films stars
Zoey Holloway & Magdalene St. Michaels
We look forward to seeing you there.
The ever popular Adult Industry trade weekend of trade weekends in Las Vegas, The Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE), will once again be bringing the most sought after sexual actors and actresses back to Sin City from January 18th to the 21st. As always, the Oscars of the porn world, The AVN Awards, will cap off this sindustry vacation by recognizing the best in all facets of the adult industry during 2011.
AEE and CES will not be overlapping in Las Vegas in 2012.
Unfortunately, there will be one major part of past AEE weekends missing in 2012. Due to scheduling anomalies, the Consumer Electronics Show (CES) will not be in town over any of the corresponding dates. We know… we cried too. Many are not aware that AEE and CES were once the same entity, and that is why the two shows have accompanied each other as a major joint attraction in Vegas through recent history. “This is only the second time in recent memory that the event will not overlap with C.E.S.,” said Brian Gross, a spokesman for AVN. A survey was taken a few years ago that measured about 30% of AEE fan day attendance as also attending CES. Considering the rarity of this split in events, it will be very interesting to see if one or both expos see either an increase or decline in foot traffic this year.
Did she just fall down the stairs? Hawt.
Philadelphia, PA – Poor Little Shyla 2, the sequel to Video on Demand’s most popular title of 2011, has been released exclusively on HotMovies.com. In just a few days it has skyrocketed to the number one spot.
With the landmark success of Poor Little Shyla‘s exclusive release on HotMovies.com, Girlfriends Films was happy to release the sequel only on HotMovies.com. Poor Little Shyla 2 is already the most watched movie on HotMovies.com, a phenomenon that did not surprise James Cybert, HotMovies director of business development. “Girlfriends Films was as happy with the popularity of Poor Little Shyla as we were. They spent the last year carefully crafting Shyla 2 to capitalize on the same hot power play and real lesbian sex. They really put their best foot forward with a whole new cast,” said Cybert.
Shyla Jennings is back, along with the fan favorite Julia Ann, and adorable newcomers Lily Carter and Sensi Pearl. Shyla 2 features elitism, sadism, pity, lust and unspoken desires; helplessness, dominance, and altruism all rushing into a thrilling tale of interconnected lesbian encounters.
The controversial original, featuring the exploitation of a handicapped young girl and portrayed by a stunning cast of models, was originally going to be called “Molesting Shyla.” “It’s amazing to me the kind of things that get popular,” said Cybert. “This is a movie about a young girl, confined to leg braces and crutches, who is teased by her classmates. As an act of hazing, they take sexual advantage of her and in doing so, release an unspoken Sapphic desire inside her, and inside them.” Poor Little Shyla 2 is even more edgy than the first. Cybert said, “It’s a premise that seems really creepy. You look out of curiosity and find a find a story so titillating it sucks you in like a clit into a lipstick lesbian’s mouth.”
Featuring coerced sex, older/ younger lesbian seductions, and breathless Dionysian group sex, the Poor Little Shyla franchise plays with your emotions far more than any other typical lesbian sex movie. Girlfriends Films specializes in this kind of intensity between the characters, and Poor Little Shyla 2 is it’s most daring and successful movie to date.
Girlfriends Film’s record breaking Poor Little Shyla was a masterpiece of power dynamics and acting. The actors were hot too, from the pouty, nubile Shyla Jennings to the vampy ginger goddess Faye Reagan; RayVaness with her buxom, matronly performance and Georgia Jones as a coy, slender prep with mischievous machinations, the actors brought to life an entire spectrum of body types and attitudes. Combined with Girlfriends Film’s high quality production and writing, it’s easy to see how Poor Little Shyla topped the Video on Demand charts for all of 2011.
Poor Little Shyla 2 is available now exclusively on HotMovies.com.
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Drunk Sex Orgy New Year’s Eve Sex Ball No other New Years Eve party in Prague could ever be as sexy as this exclusive shindig. All of the hottest porn stars in the Czech Republic have been invited to party down into the New Year at a private nightclub together. Of course, every man wants an invite to an entire club full of horny adult industry actresses, but only a handful of carefully selected studs were invited. While the impending explosion of group sex is not planned, a group of drunk sex stars celebrating off-time is always bound to start stripping at the very least. Join these hot Czech porn stars as they ring in the New Year orgasm after orgasm. Hot interracial sex coupled with champagne, streamers and bumping dance music that keeps your stroke in rhythm. Drunk Sex Orgy – New Year’s Sex Ball is the way every Happy New Year should be celebrated! |
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