Cover for Barbarella-An Axel Braun ParodyBarbarella – An Axel Braun Parody takes all of the campy sci-fi elements of the original 1968 Jane Fonda cult classic and spins the same plot into a hilarious, psychedelic, sexy porno! With an all-star cast featuring Riley Steele, Asa Akira, Alec Knight, Evan Stone, Chanell Heart, and Kurt Lockwood, the quality of this movie’s sex and script are parody-perfect. Absolutely everything about this movie sets the tone for a successful spoof-great costumes, awesome sets, a groovy soundtrack, and pretty decent acting from the entire cast. It’s worth mentioning that I’m pretty sure I enjoyed Riley Steele’s portrayal of Barbarella even more than Jane Fonda’s. Steele displays really excellent comedic timing in this movie, which, in my opinion, is almost as important as the actual sex in a porn parody. Speaking of sex, we finally get to see Barbarella fuck on-camera, whereas in the original we only saw her in her afterglow. Hooray!

The movie opens with the beautiful, bright-eyed Riley Steele as Barbarella, an oversexed, intergalactic heroine assigned with the task of finding missing scientist Durand-Durand (cue the 80s synth-pop references). From first glance, Steele’s costuming is an incredible nod to the quintessential 60s go-go dancer with its big hair, cat-eye makeup, and a bubbly, ditzy persona to match. Barbarella’s spaceship is on the fritz, and on her first attempt to find the scientist, she finds herself on an unfamiliar planet surrounded by strange creatures. Two of these creatures, played by Evan Stone and Eric Masterson, decide to take advantage of the damsel-in-distress and use this opportunity for a wacky outer space threesome. If you’re looking for some serious, in-your-face hardcore sex, the costuming in this scene might distract you from the ultimate act. For humor purposes, however, Evan Stone really brought his silly side to this role and amplified this ridiculous scene beyond comprehension.

After Stone and Masterson are finished with Barbarella, they chain her up in a dungeon of sorts. In the original film, Barbarella is then attacked and chewed up by frightening robotic dolls, and  Axel Braun gives a slight nod to that scene with a porny twist: Barbarella is threatened with a mechanized dildo doll instead (couldn’t explain it better if I tried, just go watch the movie). Before anything sinister comes of this dildo doll situation, Alec Knight saves the day and rescues Barbarella from the dungeon. I appreciated that Barbarella uses her “tongue box” to decipher Knight’s foreign speech just like in the original movie. I’ve gotta say, throughout the parody there’s a lot of really awesome parallels with the 1968 film from set design, costume choices, and even right down to the dialogue. For a porno, that’s pretty damn impressive! Anyway, Knight doesn’t go out of his way to save Barbarella and fix her ship for nothing. When Barbarella asks how she can repay him, Knight responds, “Why don’t you just close your eyes and put my penis in your mouth?” Of course, Barbarella obliges and gives Knight a really enjoyable blowjob. Again, the costuming could be considered distracting, but I think Steele does one hell of a job on his dick.

When Barbarella tries to fly away, her ship malfunctions and she crashes right into the core of this weird planet. And just like in the original film, Knight’s character yodels Barbarella’s name. Our girl is fine, of course, but now she’s even further from her goal of finding Durand-Durand. Cue Michael Vegas as the blind angel Pygar. Pygar’s gone blind from playing with his “little angel” too many times, and his wings are too limp to work. Well, Barbarella has the right kind of oral fixation to make Pygar’s wings stiffen back up, and soon the two are flying off to Sogo to look for Durand-Durand. In this version, the Great Tyrant is played by none other than the incredible Asa Akira. We’re introduced to Akira as she’s enjoying some lesbian sex with Rachel Madori in her throne room, and she looks fucking flawless as usual.

If you’re familiar with Akira’s lesbian work, she brings her usual mix of sensual and strong qualities to this scene. She rocks, I love her. Anyway, when Barbarella shows up to this little party, Akira is quick to throw her in jail. Luckily, Barbarella receives some help from the Revolution-a funny little cameo played by Ron Jeremy. Jeremy helps Barbarella escape and she eventually finds her way to Durand-Durand, played by James Bartholet, and the two agree to overthrow the Great Tyrant together. Bartholet, like Evan Stone, really gets into character and acts super silly, which I love.

Durand-Durand leads Barbarella to the Great Tyrant’s Chamber of Dreams. Inside, Akira is fast asleep and her sexy dreams are being played out before our eyes. Barbarella isn’t supposed to enter the Chamber, but Durand-Durand doesn’t tell her this. Once inside, she and Akira will be trapped there, and Durand-Durand can go on to rule Sogo for himself. Barbarella enters the Chamber of Dreams, and we’re treated to a psychedelic sex scene featuring Kurt Lockwood and Chanell Heart.

Everything about this scene is pretty standard porn sex, with the exception of Lockwood’s wacky contact lenses. He looks like some possessed fuck-machine, and he pumps Chanell with expressionless rhythm. I didn’t sense a lot of chemistry between Lockwood and Heart, but they sure looked good while fucking!

Now, for the best part-Riley Steele and Asa Akira’s cosmic lesbo scene! The ladies look amazing, and they fuck with complete intergalactic abandon. Steele and Akira alternate giving and receiving pleasure with plenty of rimming and face-sitting to mix things up. Each time one of them came, I kept thinking it was over-but nope! They’re clearly enjoying themselves so much that time and space stand still. We miss out on a parody of the awesome Mathmos goo scene from the original film, but by now I think we can assume the amount of cum ingested throughout the movie more than makes up for it.

Overall, I was really impressed with the production value and attention to detail of this porn parody, although that’s nothing unusual coming from Axel Braun. Some of the biggest names in porn turned up to once again dispel that stupid rumor that porn stars can’t act, and made me laugh a lot in the process. Who doesn’t want to laugh and cum at the same time?!

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