You’ve been nice all year, and you know you can always be naughty at HotMovies.com! We’ve plenty of XXXmas movies for you to enjoy. So relax and get comfortable because you’ll want to unwrap every package on this list:

9. The first movie that I think of when it comes to Christmas porn is This Isn’t Christmas Vacation-The XXX Parody. It’s not the best parody I’ve seen, but Cousin Eddie’s trailer sex scene is the too memorable to forget. I don’t always notice the set design in porn, but the contents of the trailer kitchen cabinet are perfect. Yellow plastic bowls and cooking oil. Why expect anything else? I just hope hope her shitter wasn’t full.

8. Classic porn era Spoiled from Caballero may not be the most Christmas-y one in the bunch, but with a solid story line about Helen and her game of finding her true love, Spoiled has plenty of great sex scenes. Each of her three suitors receive a gift that triggers their wildest dreams. While they are all sexual fantasies about Helen, each one is vastly different from the others, but equally sexy. The kinky dungeon sex scene between Joey Silvera and Helen-dressed as a vamp Jem of Jem and the Holograms-stands out best. Sure, the film clearly looks like it’s from the 80′s (it is), but illustrates the fun side of the Reagan era.

7. Spreading Joy is a Christmas movie that explores the sexy sides of Santa and his helpers. Remember, in the ol’ days of porn, you had a have a story to redeem the sex in porn. And that’s why we get to see just how Mrs. Claus relaxes St. Nick before his big night. Also, this clip is one my favorites of all time for the fact that Mrs. Claus barks at Santa to “stick [his] tongue down [her] coot!” during a 69.

6. Some of you may disagree with me on this one, but really, Miracle of 69th Street is a good fuck film. The sex scenes are steamy and solidly arousing. I have no complaints about the sex or the people having the sex. It’s just that so many other things about this film are wacky.¬† The green screen sleigh sequences are almost painful to watch, yet so funny that I can’t look away. Who uses garland as reigns anyway? Also, the sound on this video isn’t so hot, so maybe watch this one with your carols on full blast.

5. Everyone loves boobs and Big Titty Christmas is a celebration of buoyant, bouncing breasticles. Each scene in the Big Titty Christmas actually has a short storyline. However, why worry about the logistics when you can feast your eyes on this cock feast?

4. Now, back to reality, for Seymour Butts’ A Christmas Orgy! No script here-just a bunch of friends sharing some very close company at a Christmas party. And there are plenty of games at this party, like Guess the Pussy! (Maybe it’s not a game, just an appetizer? You be the judge.)

3. That’s not the only Christmas orgy we have in our sack. Zero Tolerance has 2 volumes of their Christmas Orgy series. I’m most amazed by the plethora of stockings in these videos. Watch as the girls get a holiday surprise from the men in tights in A Christmas Orgy 2:

2. I respect that many of you aren’t as interested in the plot and story of your porn. Cool. Then Dirty Santa is for you. Private is known not only for killer porn, but they always knock out a new Christmas video for their fap fans. Dirty Santa is packed with hot European girls in wall to wall group¬† fucking scenes. I particularly enjoy the outdoor pool scene. It makes me reconsider sticking around the East Coast every December. I’ll take a poolside gang fuck over shoveling the walk any day.

1. Finally, we come to The Passions of Carol, the XXX answer to Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol. This might be the next best Christmas production besides Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown, and it’s definitely in a class of its own as both a Christmas movie and as a classic porn film. There are simply too many moments in this zinger to really recommend one over another. However, seeing Marc Stevens as the ghost of Christmas past described dying at his desk “with a hardon” is worth sharing with you.

Happy Holiday from HotMovies.com!

Dee

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