It’s no secret that I love Star Wars. December of 2015 can’t come soon enough! No matter how many times I’ve seen all of the movies, I will still keep it on every time it shows up on tv. And yes, that includes the newer trilogy. Because as shitty and nonsensical as it can be at times, it’s still frickin Star Wars!

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So when I saw that there was a Star Wars porn parody, I had to check it out and give it a review. Now, I haven’t watched the film yet as I’m writing this part. So let’s go over some hopes and expectations.

  1. There better be a scene with Princess Leia in the slave outfit from when she’s held prisoner in Jabba the Hutt’s palace.
  2. I want to see lightsabers. I don’t care the context or how terrible the graphics look. They better make an appearance!
  3. I want Han Solo and Lando Calrissian to double team a girl. Preferably Leia but that’s not a necessity.
  4. You now how Darth Vader screams “NOOOOOOOOOOOO” at the end of Episode III? Well I want that. Except instead of “NO” he should be yelling “OOOOHHHHHH” as he orgasms.

Those are my demands Star Wars XXX – A Porn Parody. They better be met.

The Review

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I’d like to start things off by saying well done to the folks who made this movie. The scrolling narrative intro that is such a staple of the Star Wars franchise is executed to perfection in this parody. It’s also great to see that the Stormtroopers have been replaced with women in very skimpy outfits. I’m not sure how this will protect them in battle, but it sure makes for better watching for the audience. However, while the Stormtroopers are improved, they somehow found a way to make C-3PO even more annoying in this than the original movies.

Overall this is a great parody. When watching these porn spoofs, they can go either way for me. Sometimes studios take short cuts and don’t put int the effort to make the parody feel like the original. They might throw some costumes on and then forget everything else. This Star Wars XXX – A Porn Parody, though, takes great consideration into music, special effects, and does a great job playing off the original scenes and dialogue from the movies. It really makes it enjoyable for those of us who love Star Wars. Plus, the porn isn’t too shabby either.

Watch Star Wars XXX- A Porn Parody here. 

 

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