The actual HotMovies calendar, live now

What will the calendar reveal? A Nativity scene? The North Pole? Aletta Ocean's ass?

Philadelphia, PA – The delivery workers are hustling, annoying music assaults us in places of commerce, and Fox News pundits are on the warpath, which can only mean one thing; the holidays are here. HotMovies.com unveils its new advent calendar to help cope with the stressful holiday season.

“When I was a kid, we opened the advent calendar every December day in anticipation of Christmas. Now, HotMovies.com users can do the same thing; except instead of candy, it’s free porn,” said HotMovies.com Director of Business Development James Cybert.

Each day in December, logged in HotMovies users can open a square on the advent calendar and redeem a prize. “It could be some free minutes, a free rental, or an even better secret prize,” said Cybert, giggling like a small brat. “You will just have to visit every day to find out!”

Penn-State-Buys-XXX-WebsitesIn what Penn State University is calling a purely preventative strategy, the school has purchased multiple .XXX domains containing words, acronyms and phrases used in their branding. PSU.xxx, PennState.xxx, NittanyLions.xxx and ThePennsylvaniaStateUniversity.xxx were purchased for $200 each in hopes of keeping adult industry webmasters from using other associated web addresses. ICANN had allowed certain organizations, including colleges, to purchase .XXX domains before the public for this very reason.

The news may not come as too big of a shock to the adult industry, which also was allowed first dibs on branded URLs. Although, news of these .XXX purchases comes at a horrible time for Penn State University. Fox News published a short article focusing on these domains, and supplemented it further with yet another summary of the Jerry Sandusky scandal. It seems the media is not going to be happy until PSU is forever known as the most scandalous University in America.

Penn State’s preventative measures may seem well planned, but we adult industry webmasters known a thing-er-two about how to get around such tactics. The purchase of NittanyLions.xxx may stop us from creating URLs such as NittanyLionGirls.xxx, but it does not take PennLionGirls.xxx out of the realm of possibilities. Addresses like PennsylvaniaStateUndies.xxx, PeeSU.xxx, and PussyStateUniversity.xxx will eventually appear on the wondrous web.

A.K.A. “Giving Away Free Porn is Hard: Part IV”

Just a few of the thousands of extra porno DVDs at HotMovies.com

Philadelphia, PA – HotMovies.com has donated a cache of foreign-language adult DVDs to the Kinsey Institute as part of its ongoing effort to bring porn to those who need it most. The Kinsey Library was looking for more foreign language titles for their archive of erotica when HotMovies answered the call with titles from Japan, Italy, Germany, Turkey, and France.

As the world’s largest video on demand provider, HotMovies accumulates hundreds of thousands of adult DVDs for encoding purposes. While they keep a hard copy of each of the 150,000+ movies on the site, sometimes providers send duplicates. Over HotMovies’ 9 years of service, they have gathered a large amount of these duplicates; some estimate as many as 10,000.

“We wanted to send these DVDs where they would do the most good,” said HotMovies director of business development James Cybert. “The Kinsey Institute has been contributing to the science of human sexuality for more than 60 years. They have an impressive archive of academic studies, erotic art from all over the world, and now, foreign language porno DVDs from HotMovies.”

The Kinsey Institute has an impressive library of material related to human sexuality. Their erotic art collection includes all kinds of pieces from all over the world, and spans 2,000 years of human history. The Kinsey Library boasts a photography collection of 48,000 pieces. HotMovies.com is proud to contribute to Kinsey’s extensive film and visual media library with titles like Schwanz Fresser (Dick Eater,) Sperma Tanken (Cum Refuel,) Culi Sempre Pronto (Asses Ready,) and Atti Spudoratamente Osceni (Blatantly Obscene Acts.)

The HotMovies DVD archive still contains thousands of extra DVDs that still need a good home. “We’re still looking for a non-profit organization to give these to,” said Cybert. “If you can suggest a charity that deserves a contribution, contact us with details.”

Philadelphia-Sports-2011

If you were not previously aware, the HotMovies captial of the world is located within the heart of Philadelphia. The city of Brotherly Love is known for a great many things throughout United States history, but none more currently prolific than it’s sports culture. Philadelphia has the reputation for being home to the toughest sports fans in American Football, mostly noted by the epic tale of Eagles fans throwing snow balls at Santa Clause during a game in 1968.

Much like the “Joe Must Go” era of Eagles football, when fans called for head coach Joe Kuharich to be removed, Philadelphia is calling for the dismissal of Andy Reid. 1968 Eagles QB Norm Snead was also having a horrifyingly similar season to what Michael Vick is producing this year. With all of these close comparisons to that fateful season, and 2011 inching closer to the Holiday season, HotMovies feels it should do anything it can to prevent another Santa sniping.

Luckily, we found that another Philadelphia adult industry entity has been having the same fear. The Alt Porn Network and HotMovies have teamed up to help alleviate some Philadelphia sporting angst. Photographed below is none other than the gorgeous Arden Adamz showing off the positive side of her Philly pride. When the Eagles give you lemons, say “fuck lemons” and remember the Phillies! We certainly will be after seeing this hot set of Philadelphia Phillies fan photos.

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the reddit alien wearing pink

So, I’m kind of a big deal on a link aggregating website called Reddit.com, heard of it? We hold a contest every week on the sex sub-reddit and the winner gets a handful of porn DVDs shipped out to them. We’ve had pussy eating haiku, pick-up line competitions, and found out what weird crap people fuck. It’s a lot of fun, but when it comes to giving away all these porn DVDs its just drops in the bucket.

So, I’m still open to suggestions and propositions about how to actually go about unloading all this porn. I wanted to give some to the Kinsey Institute and it looks like that was finally approved. It took two shareholder’s meetings, a business plan, an IRS audit, and a cavity search but at last I got approval to spend $6.13 to ship some up to them.

I can’t get through it all sending a few each week to various redditors. Besides, some of them live in backward sexually repressed third world states like Alabama and Texas, and we can’t ship to those places. Seriously, help me out here internet. My next best plan is to load up a small charter plane with thousands of gay porn DVDs and just crop- dust Uganda.

Private Afternoons of Pamela Mann

Philadelphia, PA – HotMovies.com proudly teams up with classic porn studio DistribPix to release a series of digitally restored and re-mastered classics from the golden age of porn.

The first round of high definition transfers will include Private Afternoons of Pamela Mann and Inside Little Oral Annie, with stars like Barbara Bourbon and Georgina Spelvin. “This is what porn was like before Deep Throat,” said James Cybert, HotMovies director of business development. “These are shot on film, on location in New York. They’re real movies. It’s fascinating, and you don’t see stuff like this anymore. The Little Oral Annie version is amazing. I don’t know what kind of magic they used on Little Oral Annie, but I’ve never seen a blowjob look more fantastic.” He added, “Uncomfortable work boners must have been a real problem working on the transfers.”

These releases are HotMovies.com Video on Demand exclusives. DistribPix has been working for years to painstakingly restore each frame of these classic porn titles and transfer them to a High Definition format. This is a difficult effort that requires a lot of time, money, patience, and a genuine love of the medium. These efforts ensure that these classic movies will survive the ravages of time for future generations.

Having the High Definition transfers right from the original negatives makes an enormous difference. Original theatrical versions of the films actually cropped off about %30 of the frame. Including the edited out footage will surely excite the classics buffs.

“We’re excited to be the only Video on Demand website to get these classic adult movies,” said Cybert. “Classic porn is some of our most popular material on HotMovies, and these re-mastered releases from DistribPix are a great way to round out our collection.”

Steven Morowitz of DistribPix says, “These films represent a time in this country when the sexual revolution was about to explode, and they really pushed the censors more and more, through each release.”

The releases include softcore versions that the original editors created for legal reasons as well as the uncut hardcore versions. Plenty of special features abound including commentary tracks from the legendary directors, subtitles, bonus footage, and theatrical trailers.

Thanks to the diligence of DistribPix, these titles will survive the millennia exclusively for VOD on HotMovies.com.

Asphyxia is a sexy librarian

Philadelphia, PA – Hot on the heels of School of Hard Knox, Burning Angel continues its education-themed releases with Librarians appearing for Video on Demand exclusively on HotMovies.com.

With the success of Joanna Angel’s School of Hard Knox, HotMovies director of business development James Cybert was excited about the release. “The internet has basically made libraries obsolete, but the librarian is more important than ever.”

The movie stars Asphyxia Noir in a scene so hot co-star Danny Wylde had to be treated for second degree burns, and HotMovies favorite Jessie Lee in a steamy three way. Joanna Angel and Kimberly Kane tag team Mr. Pete. Draven, Kleio, James Deen, and Mick Blue round out an all-star cast in the unique Burning Angel style.

Star and creator Joanna Angel said, “If you ever gawked at your local librarian then this movie is perfect for you! It’s a movie about specs, sex, and the dewy decimal system. It will get you off- and more importantly, it will inspire you to return your library books on time!”

Librarians is available on video on demand right now, exclusively on HotMovies.com

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For one evening only, November 4th 2011, The Hedgehog himself will be appearing at the EXXXOTICA Expo in Edison, New Jersey, to meet fans, sign autographs and take pictures.

“Ron Jeremy is such an engaging and likeable guy, everyone should meet him at least once in their lifetime,” said HotMovies.com’s Dan Loevy. “We’re so excited to have him back again this year!”

Never one to shy away from giving his own account of his many adventures and misadventures, Mr. Jeremy will also host a seminar and Q&A session entitled “The Legend of Ron Jeremy.”

Also appearing for HotMovies.com all weekend at EXXXOTICA NJ, courtesy of LA Direct Models, are super-stars Mary Carey, Courtney Cummz, and Sarah Vandella. The stunning Prinzzess will also be appearing for HotMovies.com on behalf of Girlfriends Films.

EXXXOTICA New Jersey runs from November 4th though 6th at the New Jersey Convention and Exposition Center, in Edison. NJ. Hotmovies.com, owned and operated by National A-1 Internet is a presenting sponsor for EXXXOTICA NJ 2011 and a Pay-Per-Minute Video-on-Demand site with over 170,000 titles available streaming.

It’s come to my attention that not everyone in the whole world knows Asphyxia. Why? Have you fucking seen her? Well here you go.


Asphyxia Noir is a sexy librarian.

HotMovies.com is getting the exclusive release on the new Burning Angel picture Librarians. We just got the promo material and I just got an embarrassing at-work boner.


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When the movie goes live, you, my loyal readers, will be the very first to know.


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Woodhull Sexual Freedom ReportWASHINGTON, D.C.—The Woodhull Sexual Freedom Alliance has just released The State of Sexual Freedom in the United States, 2011 Report, an in-depth look at some of America’s sexual freedom, health, politics, identity and policy issues. The annual report is Woodhull’s capstone project, and was released during a daylong conference on Sexual Freedom Day (Sept. 23).

“America’s discussions about sexuality tend to focus on its risks and alleged dangers rather than on its benefits, advantages or opportunities for growth, intimacy and pleasure,” asserted psychologist Dr. Marty Klein, one of the report’s contributors. “Narratives that support the restriction of sexual rights, of course, undermine fundamental American freedoms—and are the ultimate targets of the work of the Woodhull Sexual Freedom Alliance.”

Contributors include some of America’s best-known researchers, writers, activists, academics and legal experts—and AVN senior editor Mark Kernes. Reflecting Woodhull’s mission to affirm sexual freedom as a fundamental human right, the report’s chapters cover relationships and family, sexual speech, sexuality education, sexual health, and the freedom of sexual expression.

“We are living in a very fluid time for personal rights and liberties.” said Ricci Levy, Woodhull’s executive director. “A broad range of observers suggest that America is in the grip of a ‘sex panic,’ not unusual when so many people are anxious about our country’s direction and their own future. This report is intended to inform discussions about sexual freedom from statehouses to houses of worship to the house next door. It is a clarion call for vigilance against invasion into the intimate lives of all of us, regardless of political position.”

Read Full Report HERE

Sabrina doing what she does best.

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Philadelphia, PA – On Thursday September 29th Sabrina Deep: the globetrotting, fan-banging 6′ DD pornstar will be signing at the HotMovies.com booth at the upcoming Venus Trade Fair in Berlin.

Sabrina Deep loves to be the center of attention. This is exemplified best by her World Bukkake Tour, where Sabrina and her posse travel the world blowing as many ordinary fans as humanly possible. The tour is actually taking a small hiatus in Berlin, where Venus Trade Fair officials denied her request to host a blowbang.

She will however be signing autographs, posing for pictures, and interacting live on the web during the show. Sabrina will be posting pics and short videos throughout the three day event. She will keep live updates going on Twitter (@sabrinadeep) and FanStalker.com, her dedicated fan-fucking coven.

Sabrina is bringing her entourage of international porn girls and a small arsenal of sex toys, promising a sexy show in lieu of blowing a large queue of anonymous Germans. “Sabrina was a great hit last year, getting naked and promoting her new fan-bang video on HotMovies.com. She’s predictably unpredictable, slutty, and naked, a perfect choice for the Venus Trade Fair,” said James Cybert, HotMovies director of Business development as Sabrina Deep devoured him on a crowded city bus.

“Mmmm mphh mhh” said Sabrina as random anonymous cocks poked her face from all directions. Sabrina remains one of the most hardworking and spunky stars in the business. Her appreciation for her fan base has no contemporary rival.

You can meet Sabrina Deep at the HotMovies.com booth at the upcoming Venus Trade Fair in Berlin along with international fetish superstar Carmen Rivera.

coming soon: Cecil Howard's October Silk

The original movie poster

PHILADELPHIA – HotMovies.com announced today the release of its eighth exclusive classic from the famed but nearly impossible to find Command Cinema library. October Silk will premiere on the popular VOD site just in time for the month for which it was named.

Once again, legendary Producer/Director Cecil Howard agreed with HotMovies to screen the film in Pay-Per-Minute and streaming rental formats for an exclusive one-month run. Like most of Howard’s highly regarded movies from the 1980s, Silk has never seen a DVD release so those without a rare VHS or Beta copy will finally have the chance to view it, but only during the month of October.

“Howard’s movies are all special,” said HotMovies director of business development James Cybert. “They all have the right mix of plotting and eroticism, just enough lead-in to get the audience invested for the good stuff. What we really liked about this one is the amazing lineup of ten golden age starlets at their absolute hottest.”

Featuring a gorgeous cast of ’80s talent headlined by Abigail Clayton, Candida Royale, Howard favorite Samantha Fox, and redhead bombshell Lisa DeLeuew, the movie took home Hustler’s prize for Film of the Year in 1981 and was also voted as the top movie of the year by the magazine’s fans and the NY Critics Group.

Gloria Leonard, Arcadia Lake, Merle Michaels, Christine de Schaeffer, Christie Ford and Tara Smith round out the gorgeous cast of workers and guests at the naughty boutique that serves as the main setting in the film, which was produced by Howard and directed by late porn legend Henri Pachard.

Premiering originally in 1981, Silk shows off the duo’s eye for the naughty niche. Secretary sex? Check. Naughty nurse? Check. Dominatrix? Check. Cheerleaders? You bet. Not to mention a climax worthy of the term as one man gets all he can handle for the trio of voluptuous vixens.

The movie, said Howard, came about because of the success of another movie you will find exclusively on HotMovies.com. “I was having lunch with Henri Pachard one day and we decided for kicks to team up and make a movie together. The result was the famous, award-winning Babylon Pink. Because of the humongous success we had with that, we decided to go at it one more time.”

Additional HotMovies exclusives from Command Cinema include Dangerous Stuff, Neon Nights, Platinum Paradise, Scoundrels, Star Angel, The Last X-Rated Movie and Foxtrot.

Jayda Diamonde appears in Boot TracksJayda Diamonde is known by her large fan base as the “Queen of Extreme”, but pretty soon she will be known for her mainstream movie work. She just wrapped production on the Indie film “Boot Tracks”, a dark psychological thriller about a recently released convict seeking vengeance. The movie is based on the book with the same title. Jayda will be appearing with Hollywood heavyweights Stephen Dorff, Michelle Monaghan and Willem Dafoe. Being in Cleveland during filming proved to be a stroke of luck for Jayda, because the co-producer of the film was looking for an actress to play an Adult film star. Jayda Diamonde acceped that role, along with several other primary and elusive characters in the film.

“I want to be like Sasha Grey and do more mainstream roles in the future,” says Jayda Diamonde. “Raven Alexis appeared on Adult Swim’s ‘Children’s Hospital’ and Tera Patrick was on ‘Aqua Teen Hunger Force’, and that’s just a few of the Adult starlets who have gone Hollywood recently. The door is wide open for Adult stars to transition to mainstream—I want to be the one they’re talking about for some time. My fans will get to see another side of me and that excites me.”

Production for “Boot Tracks” wrapped last month and an official release date is planned for May 2012. Jayda also did an interview to discuss her roles in the film, which appears on the website for the highly circulated newspaper “The Cleveland Plain Dealer”. The article can be viewed HERE.

All requests for interviews, appearances, magazine placement and general media inquiries about Jayda Diamonde should be directed to Erika Icon of The Rub PR at erika@therubpr.com.

ABOUT JAYDA DIAMONDE:

Adult film starlet Jayda Diamonde is known as the “Queen of Extreme” for using huge toys and dildos. No one does it quite like Jayda and she holds the record. Jayda is also the unofficial cam spokesmodel for Streamate and even appeared in their TV commercials—in 2010, she was their “top earning chathost”. This petite, blonde, naturally busty 34C is a favorite of Evil Angel’s Jay Sin and has also shot with Pink Visual, Hustler, Combat Zone, VCA, Devil’s Film and more appearing in over 50 films. She also holds the honor of being in the Top 15 Porn Stars on HotMovies.

Visit her website, JaydaDiamonde.net, for exclusive content and live HD webcamming. Membership definitely has its privileges and fans get access to all her hardcore video and original and private XXX photos shot just for the fans. Follow her adventures on Twitter @Jayda_Diamonde.

Carmen Rivera

HAMMERTEIL, an epic strap-on crafted by Carmen Rivera

Philadelphia, PA – Carmen Rivera, stunning dominatrix and international fetish model, is breaking out her giant strap-on for the HotMovies.com booth at the 15th annual Venus Trade Fair in Berlin.

Carmen is also slated to perform her new police / authority themed fetish show throughout the weekend, and represent HotMovies.com at the booth. She will be bringing her epic strap-on dildo “HAMMERTEIL,” a level 80 heavy rubber monster, 8 cm in diameter, that she designed and crafted herself. They will be available for sale, although Carmen warns novices to wield the massive dildo with extreme care. HAMMERTEIL features a reinforced mounting which, “gives it more stability, so that even hard pounding is possible!” As well as a replaceable ring for mounting smaller, less intimidating dildos.

Sabrina Deep and friends will also sign autographs and meet fans at the HotMovies booth. Sabrina and her ‘World Bukkake Tour,’ had planned to host a massive fan-blowbang on Sunday the 25th. Unfortunately, Venus officials denied her request- a development that HotMovies’ Occupational Safety Adviser C.J. laments; “Now I have four hazmat suits I have to return to Amazon.” Sabrina Deep’s World Bukkake Tour will be returning to the U.S. right after the Venus Trade Fair, getting off fans in droves in New York.

Germany is the planet’s second largest market for adult products after the United States. The 15th Annual Venus Trade Fair will take place from September 29th to October 2nd in Berlin. The fair features industry professionals and fans from all over the world.

So here at HotMovies.com headquarters (a massive Cobra-shaped stone obelisk hidden in the jungles of Central America,) we store every last one of our 150,000 porno movies. We have our own servers, hosting like 4 quadrillion gigs of streaming video, an underground helipad, a blood diamond mine, and a giant machine that crushes the diamonds into crack cocaine, but I digress. Anyway- for every movie we encode and upload to our servers, we also have a physical copy to go with it. That means we have more than 150,000 DVDs, VHS tapes, laser discs, and whatever all stored in a huge underground vault. Companies send them to us and we encode them. Well sometimes they send us more than one.

This happens every once in a while, and in the ten years or so we’ve been porn-mongers, they have piled up. They piled up high. Real high. It’s hard to say, but to me it looks like maybe 5,000 to 10,000; maybe even like 20,000 extra porno DVDs. They just sit there in boxes, providing no boners, and that ain’t right.

Boxes full of porn

so… much… porn…

boxes packed with pornos

boxes… overflowing… can't…

so much of it

show… all of it…

So what can we do with them? I know what you’re thinking, you greedy American Capitalist pigs, you think we should sell them. Well we already do- on the internet. The studios sent this stuff to us in good faith for encoding purposes, so we’re not going to turn around and start slinging them on eBay or something. Besides, HotMovies programmed a computer that wrote an algorithm, that told it to hire a lawyer, who advised them to hire me – to use our power for good, not evil. There are starving children in Somalia who would love to have this porn.

Thing is, giving away thousands of porno DVDs is a lot harder than it sounds. Half the people don’t believe me, and the other half are just perverts who aren’t needy- they’re just cheap. It turns out that the Salvation Army is a Christian organization, and they didn’t appreciate it when I showed up with a shady white van full of porn. I tried giving them out on the street, but the cops chased me ten blocks. They only stopped when I threw the box down so I could run faster.

So I’m kind of lost. Who needs porn? Non-profit sperm banks? Mormons? The troops?