Alabama is a little more conservative than I thought- The state has a Anti-Obscenity Enforcement Act, which prohibits the sale of any device that is used for getting yourself off basically. It’s funny that if you are caught selling a vibrator you could face up to a $10,000 fine, yet you only get a $500 fine for selling a gun to a kid.
Luckily the Act gets turned down each time it reaches the Supreme Court [because they know what's up], but it keeps getting passed on the state level.
It sounds like these people need to take the stick out of their ass and replace it with a vibrator, then they won’t be so up tight.
Source: Divine Caroline
