Valentine’s Day is coming up, and it’s time to start thinking of gift ideas for the lady. Every year it ends up being the same thing. You either get chocolates, flowers, or jewelry. This year, how about you try something fun and new. Get her something practical that can be used all the time and will last longer than a week. What you should get your woman this year for Valentine’s Day is the pussy snorkel.

pussy snorkel

Sadly, it appears this particular product is no longer in existence. If you attempt to go to the url in the ad, you get nothing. However, this seems like a fairly simple DIY project. Really all you’ll need is some tubing and a little piece to go in the nose. Then you have the perfect gift! You’ll be able to go down on your valentine for however long ¬†you want with no need to come up for air. I guarantee that she’ll love it. Not only did you take the time to make something, but it’s also benefiting her in bed a great deal.

But let’s be real. We don’t just get Valentine’s Day presents to make our significant others happy. We get them nice things so in return they’ll have lots of hot, passionate sex with us. Well this holds true if you give the pussy snorkel. If anything, it will guarantee you even more sex than if you gave her jewelry because just by putting the gift to use you’ve already started foreplay.

So be a generic, average guy if you want and come home with some shitty roses you picked up at a gas station on the way home from work. But if you really want to wow her, then spend a little time and make her her own custom pussy snorkel and give her hours of uninterrupted pleasure.

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