Alex Smith and Aaron Rodgers have a pretty long history. Both of these NFL quarterbacks were selected in the first round of the 2005 draft. It was a pretty even split leading up to the draft on who should be the number 1 overall pick. Well, it ended up being Alex Smith, and Aaron Rodgers, for some reason, dropped all the way to the 24th pick. Since that moment, these two have always been linked. Except in this instance, it doesn’t have anything to do with their on field play.

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Back when Alex Smith was still on the 49ers, user americanslang59 posted a very interesting story regarding the two QBs to reddit.com/r/nfl. The story is an ertoic fanfiction that is just a bit odd to say the least. However, it is absolutely hilarious, as well. It may even be as good this football fantasy.

The Story

As the clock winded down, Aaron Rodgers and the Green Bay Packers knew they were in trouble. Alas, the clock struck 0 and Packers were served their first loss of the season at the hands of Alex Smith and the San Francisco 49ers. The cameras rushed on the field to interview players. As ESPN’s cameras ran towards Aaron Rodgers, they caught him shaking the hand of the joyous Alex Smith. “Congrats!” said Aaron as their eyes locked. Smith pulled Rodgers in closer. “You played well.” Smith whispered.

Aaron walked into the steamy locker room and began to undress. His gigantic dong flopped out of his uniform. A thundering bang was heard when it slapped against his leg. He hopped in the shower and began to cleanse himself of sweat and dirt. After his shower, he put on his normal attire: Boxers, shorts and a t-shirt.

Aaron said his goodbyes to team mates and coaches and walked to his car. As he approached his car, he began to feel very odd. He looked around and saw nobody but felt as if he was being watched. As he continued to walk, something was not right. As he approached his car, a hand wrapped around his mouth and said, “Don’t make a sound.” As he began to panic, the hand pulled away and Aaron could hear laughter. Alex Smith was on the ground laughing. Aaron looked shocked. “Alex, you asshole!” He then playfully slapped Alex. “Sorry, I couldn’t help it!” The two embraced each other and began to kiss slowly. Alex whispered, “I’m sorry that I beat your ass on the field and now I am going to beat your ass in your backseat.”

Aaron began to unzip Alex’s pants. He grabbed his monstrous pecker and began to move his hand up and down. “Oh yeah, Aaron. You know how daddy likes it.” Aaron dropped to his knees and put this huge thing in his mouth. He sucked up and down, licking the throbbing member quickly. His slobber coated Alex’s penis. “Ok get up Aaron.” Aaron quickly stood up and took his shorts off. “Fuck my boy pussy Alex.” Alex thrusted himself deep inside Aaron’s anus. Alex was grunting and Aaron was moaning. “Yeah, take it you little bitch.” Aaron kept taking the dick into his hairy asshole. “Fuck me harder!” Alex pumped away. Aaron could feel his penis begin to swell. Within minutes, Alex blew his gigantic load inside Aaron’s tight little butt hole. “Well, I hope I see you in the post season.” whispered Alex.

So yeah, there it is. An instant American classic for sure. It also might explain a couple of photos of these two. Like this pic of Smith. This is what I imagine his face would look like when he was checking out Aaron’s butt.

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And let’s not forget when Rodgers had a serious porn stache going on. Who knows what sort of stuff he could have been into while sporting this look.

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All of a sudden this erotic fanfiction is making more and more sense.