‘Who won?’ you might ask. The simple answer is Elegant Angel. Elegant Angel, The Miramax of porn (sorry for the backhanded compliment Miramax), stole the show with… a lot of awards. I would give you the specific amount, but it would take an eternity to sift through seemingly endless categories like Best Three-Way Sex Scene, Boy/Boy/Girl and Best Vignette Release (both won by, who else, Elegant Angel).

Here are some of the big winners:

Best Feature
Portrait of a Call Girl, Elegant Angel Productions
Portrait of a Call Girl

Best All-Sex/Vignette Series
The Bombshells, Elegant Angel Productions
The Bombshells

Best All-Girl Series
Women Seeking Women, Girlfriends Films
Women Seeking Women

Also, let’s not forget about the people who make porn what it is – the stars! Bobbi Starr took home Female Performer of the Year, Asa Akira took home an assload of awards (not literally… maybe literally) and Joanna Angel took home a bad case of the clap. Just kidding.

She already had the clap.

Just kidding.

Maybe.

Check out all the winners here.

Gordon Ramsay Midget Look-Alike Found Dead by Badger

Before reading this article, please take a second to truly absorb that gloriously awful headline.

Thank you.

In a world where little people become famous for resembling not-so-little celebrities, Percy Foster was about to be crowned as porn royalty. The 35 year-old midget was discovered by a production assistant on the set of Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your Arse We Go, for being a convincing pint-sized look-alike of Master Chef’s Gordon Ramsay. Once the connection was made, the Adult Industry began their traditional sprint through hatching pornified ideas.

In the words of sage Ferris Bueller, “Life Moves Pretty Fast.” There is not much information available as to why Percy Foster may have buckled under the weight of the porn world, but those close to him have commented on his high stress levels following his burst into look-alike stardom. Adult Industry Producer Dexter Yamunkeh says, “Percy was a little guy with big problems. He was doing well but he was under pressure, 24/7, like everyone in this goddamned business.” Therefore, suicide has not been ruled out in Percy’s case.

The 3’6″ Foster was found partially eaten by Ministry of Agriculture workers planning badger-gassing near Tregaron in Western Wales. It is still a mystery as to how his body ended up at the bottom of this six-foot deep badger den. When asked for inner-office comment, T.J. HotMovies had this for response:

Jordan Septo now owner of Septo StudiosJordan R. Septo has graced the Adult Industry with some of the best Gonzo porn available today. Having shot major titles like Ass Ass and More Ass, Double D Secretaries, Big Beautiful Teens, My Mommy Eats Cum and many more, there doesn’t seem to be an adult video genre Jordan Septo hasn’t been successful directing.

Jordan Septo knows, as we all do within the Adult Industry, parodies are all the rage in the 21st century of porn. His first attempt at crafting an XXX parody produced I Dream of Genie and its sequel, which received lackluster reviews. Refusing to accept failure, Jordan redeemed himself by releasing Saturday Night Fever XXX and is planning many more quality porn parodies for the future.

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Free Speech Coalition on HIV Positive Adult PerformerFree Speech Coalition (FSC), as administrators of the Adult Production Health & Safety Services Program (APHSS.org), would like to address recent reports that an active performer may have tested positive for HIV.

FSC was made aware of the purported incident on Saturday by a reliable industry source. Most importantly, FSC would like to make clear that these reports were not involving APHSS.org testing facilities. This fact has limited the information gathered by FSC/APHSS.org and we can neither deny nor confirm specific facts about this incident. Due to legal issues concerning patient privacy, FSC/APHSS.org, as of yet, is unable to implement exposure protocols and procedures.

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PETA-Porn

American animal rights organization, PETA, has decided to take it’s controversial nude model, anti-fur clothing campaign to a whole new level. Utilizing the new XXX domain, PETA plans to build a porn site aimed at saving animals.

In an effort to use sexuality as a medium for the promotion of veganism, PETA‘s past racy campaigns have featured scantily clad women having intimate moments with their vegetables. Their explanation for using such graphic methods focuses on their belief in the best method of protecting animal rights being to stop eating them. Reports of PETA‘s newest XXX project have hinted at both girl and boy next door style porn content, giving way to abrupt images of possible animal cruelty and suffering.

“We live in a 24 hour news cycle world and we learn the racy things we do are sometimes the most effective way that we can reach particular individuals,” said PETA spokeswoman Lindsay Rajt. “We try to use absolutely every outlet to stick up for animals … We are careful about what we do and wouldn’t use nudity or some of our flashier tactics if we didn’t know they worked. We also track the effectiveness of our actions very closely and see if we get visitors checking out other features on our site.” – Huffington Post

Although we understand the logic behind such a “shock value” campaign, the use of sexuality, in this instance, seems far different than PETA‘s previous adult related advertisements. Instead of creatively gaining attention via soft-core images, this site plans to “rope-a-dope” the pornography viewing public with real porn. For the same reasons porn has been closely monitored by Google for their “black hat” promotional tactics, PETA‘s new site seems it should be dealt a hard slap by search engines for false advertisement.

Blindly letting a non-adult organization participate in pornography for the promotion of a non-adult business sector could give way to much more convoluted attempts. The possibility of watching Alexis Texas masturbating, and having the image of a starving Bolivian child’s face be the next thing on screen, is very disturbing. It has been the intent of responsible Adult Industry companies to obey current obscenity laws by any means necessary. Showing abused animals to users searching for legitimate porn seems closer than any professional XXX entity would legally be allowed to approach beastiality.

The not at all pedo or incestuous set of Not the Bradys XXX

Director Will Ryder and actor Teagan Presley

Philadelphia, PA HotMovies.com partners up with X-Play Media to indulge your dirty youthful sitcom memories with more exclusive porn parodies. Director Will Ryder’s unique brand of pornifying our favorite shows from the ’70s, ’80s, and ’90s will street throughout this month.

In the distant past, before reality TV and high speed mobile connections, an entire generation was raised on sitcoms like The Brady Bunch and the Married with Children, which were all unintentionally steeped in sexual tension. Now the people who watched those shows are all grown up, and they want to see some fucking porn.

“Series like Not the Brady Bunch XXX and Not the Cosby Show XXX are still really popular X-Play titles that bring sex to our favorite shows from back in the day,” said James Cybert, HotMovies director of business development. “I’ve waited a long time to see an actual threesome on Three’s Company. I just wish Don Knotts could be here to see this.”

“These new spoofs are a post-modern triumph,” Cybert continued “but really I just want to see Lee Majors and Lindsay Wagner do it. Unless someone has some long lost sex tapes, I’ll take Bree Olsen and Dale Dabone.”

An anonymous fan commented, “A Charlie’s Angels porno parody with Andy San Dimas? The Bionic Woman XXX with Bree Olsen in the titular role? Will Ryder is doing the right thing; the right thing for America.”

It’s not all old shows like Bewitched and <a href="http://www.hotmovies.com/video/190166/Not-MASH-XXX/" title="Not Mash" target="_blank"MASH. Not Jennifer Lopez: An American Idol stars the super foxy Renae Cruz, and Ryder collects them all for Not Charlie Sheen’s House of Whores XXX.

All these porno sitcom parodies and more are going to be released exclusively on HotMovies.com throughout this month.

The HotMovies studio team can be reached at 1-800-611-MOVIE.

Capri-Anderson-Charlie-Sheen-Roast

One of the most memorable Charlie Sheen related porn stars to date, Capri Anderson, has requested to become a member of the Charlie Sheen Roast guests. Capri has reportedly been in contact with none other than the celebrity roast master himself, Mr. Jeff Ross. Ross is said to be “interested” in having Anderson on the show, which is set to air September 19th. Besides the obvious controversial quality of having a woman “roast” the man who allegedly assaulted her, airing a major Charlie Sheen special on the same night as Ashton Kutcher’s debut as Charlie Sheen’s character on “Two and a Half Men” creates a TV double whammy.

Recently, Charlie Sheen dropped a lawsuit against Capri Anderson in reaction to her account of their evening together in New York last October. Sheen has stated Anderson “fabricated a sensational tale about being assaulted, battered and held against her will” in an attempt to “embarrass him and… damage his career”. Assuming all of this is true altercation, there’s no telling what could happen between Charlie Sheen and Capri Anderson live on Comedy Central. Plenty of Roast guests have made widely-considered “over-the-line” comments over the years, and this pairing is ripe for a live altercation.

Charlie Sheen Roast emcee, Seth MacFarlane, has a full order of drama to contend with this time around.

James Franco making porn documentary on Kink.com

Actor James Franco made a porn fool of himself last night on Conan, in a good way. The hot commodity talked about a misguided sex tape escapade in his youth, mentioned his high regard for the talent porn performers bring to the screen, and also said in passing that he is making a documentary on alternative sexuality producer and San Francisco Armory owner, Kink.com, whose founder, Peter Acworth, bought the historic building in 2006.

Screech… back up. What was that?

“I’m making a documentary about pornography,” he told O’Brien. “There’s this amazing facility in San Francisco. It’s at this old armory and they do everything in house, they build their props in house, so I’m making a documentary about that.”

Sweet.

As AVN (and a few others) have reported, Franco will soon be seen in a based-on-a-true-story movie titled Cherry co-penned by adult performer Lorelei Lee that was shooting up in S.F. in May, and we hypothesize that they may have spent a few days shooting scenes at the Kink Armory, which would explain, as IndieWire.com reported, “A tweet from Kink.com actress Rain Degrey from June 26 read: ‘Kink.com is all aflutter today because James Franco is here shooting his new movie. All these girls want to f*ck him! lol.’ However, the tweet was later deleted.”

Regarding his impression of porn performers, Franco told O’Brien, ““Those people in pornos, they’re great performers. They’re selling it to an audience.” He added, of the sex tape, “My girlfriend and I didn’t know that, so there was just this weird movement. That’s not sexy at all. That’s really, like, boring.” This is not the first time Franco has weighed in on porn star’s unique ‘marketing’ skills. In January, he again spoke about porn performer’s ability to “sell it.”

If he’s really making the Kink.com doc, it’s a safe bet it will not be boring.

AVN contacted Acworth about the documentary and heard back from him in late afternoon. “Kink is very excited about the prospect of working with James Franco,’ he said. “The details are still being ironed out, but we’re very much looking forward to it.”

So are we!

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Porn Fairy lurks around every dirty cornerLong ago, before the age of high speed internet and mobile devices, adolescent boys and girls had no porn to Google. They sat awake at night, watching U.S.A. Up All Night for just enough T&A to carry them through. They peered through scrambled cable signals like cold war spies operating a cypher for a glimpse of a telltale nipple. They tossed and turned on their unrequited libidos, as it were a pea beneath the mattress tormenting them.

But all was not hopeless, for in the woods between the neighborhoods, or the spaces between the dumpsters in the alley was a pot of gold. By the side of the freeway, or the crawl space of your friend’s grandfather’s house was a treasure that seemed to be another’s trash.

Porn! In magazine or VHS, DVD or poster, we found it. In the most unlikely spots or bricked together by water damage, we found it in stacks. Now even the most noobian end user is just a Google away from naked ladies (and even people really doing it,) but the legend of The Porn Fairy lives on.

Some say he still stalks the trash filled, tiny wooded areas between neighborhoods with a garbage bag full of porn like some fucked-up Easter bunny. Tell us about how you found porn for the first time, either hidden away by The Porn Fairy, or on the internet, or wherever.

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Casting.xxx First .xxx domainAttention porn fans and adult industry members, a new dawn has risen over our wide web world. The first .xxx domain has officially been registered, designed, and pushed live.

Given multiple .xxx domains under ICM Registry’s “founder” program, Casting.xxx is registered under a company named Really Useful. Although ICM had published about.xxx as a corporate url, Casting.xxx is the first porn site to utilize a highly debated .xxx domain name. It is very interesting how little can be found on the Really Useful parent company, based in the Turks and Caicos Islands. One would expect an internet company, granted “founder” status on one of the most controversial domain extensions in history, to have much more online representation. Yet, not even a Wikipedia page stands to identify them.

Two year old MetaCert.com has been named as the standard .xxx site classification service. This service will act as both a search engine link censor for users, and the proverbial .xxx ban hammer for domain owners.

“Rather than create yet another proprietary technology that ties customers into using our plug-ins, we decided to help instigate the formation of a new industry standard for classifying and labeling content on the Web. This new open standard is now called POWDER. Our platform and all of our products are based on this new open standard – enabling browsers and search engines to highlight certificates inside search results.” – MetaCert.com

The definition of proprietary software is a licensee being given the right to use software under certain conditions, but restricted from other uses, such as modification, further distribution, or reverse engineering. Since registering and maintaining an adult site on .xxx requires use of MetaCert.com‘s web classification services, there is little difference between proprietary software and their self-adopted description. This move also doubles as an intense link-building strategy, taking advantage of organic search result pages directly.

MetaCert.com‘s chairman, Salesforce.com chief scientist JP Rangaswami, intends to “make money in part by selling privacy policy certificates to site owners inside and outside the porn business for half the price of TRUSTe.” In other words, he intends to undercut the privacy certificate market by 50% to boost initial sales and remove another middleman.

Both the Free Speech Coalition (FSC) and Larry Flynt have made their opinions of .xxx well-known. The FSC has adopted “.XXX is Bullshit” as a campaign slogan, and Larry Flynt has reportedly written to ICM demanding protection of the Hustler trademark. Flynt’s battle could define how the near future of .xxx will play out. If granted automated protection by ICM, many trademarked adult industry companies may keep their hands clean of .xxx all together.