Cover for Barbarella-An Axel Braun ParodyBarbarella – An Axel Braun Parody takes all of the campy sci-fi elements of the original 1968 Jane Fonda cult classic and spins the same plot into a hilarious, psychedelic, sexy porno! With an all-star cast featuring Riley Steele, Asa Akira, Alec Knight, Evan Stone, Chanell Heart, and Kurt Lockwood, the quality of this movie’s sex and script are parody-perfect. Absolutely everything about this movie sets the tone for a successful spoof-great costumes, awesome sets, a groovy soundtrack, and pretty decent acting from the entire cast. It’s worth mentioning that I’m pretty sure I enjoyed Riley Steele’s portrayal of Barbarella even more than Jane Fonda’s. Steele displays really excellent comedic timing in this movie, which, in my opinion, is almost as important as the actual sex in a porn parody. Speaking of sex, we finally get to see Barbarella fuck on-camera, whereas in the original we only saw her in her afterglow. Hooray! Read the rest of this entry »

Today is 11-11-2011, and it’s necessary to list my personal current top 11 porn stars. These 11 lucky adult actresses all have individual qualities I believe shine amongst the sea of porn performers constantly jockeying for sexual stardom. On a more shallow note, they’re all also hot like fire.

Happy Lucky Friday!

If you live anywhere near a Craps table, go play YO-11.


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List is NOT in any specific order.

Kristina Rose Kristina Rose
Misti Dawn Misti Dawn
Molly Cavalli Molly Cavalli
Jayda Diamonde Jayda Diamonde
India Summer India Summer
Lexi Belle Lexi Belle
Faye Reagan Faye Reagan
Gianna Michaels Gianna Michaels
Gracie Glam Gracie Glam
Asa Akira Asa Akira
Lily LaBeau Lily LaBeau

CHICAGO— Victory Tradeshow Management has announced the star-studded lineup for Exxxotica Chicago, presented by Hotmovies.com. From July 8-10, adult entertainment’s top performers will appear live at the Donald E. Stephens Convention Center.

Adult stars attending Exxxotica Chicago include Sunny Leone, Jenna Haze, Alexis Texas, Allie Haze, RubberDoll, Stoya, Teagan Presley, Andy San Dimas, Jaycee Luv, Kristina Rose, Tasha Reign, Sunny Lane, Ann Marie Rios, Joanna Angel, Asa Akira, Brandy Talore, Ron Jeremy, Candy Manson, Kirsten Price, Lexi Belle, Kagney Linn Karter, Monique Alexander, Diamond Jackson, Sarah Vandella, Gracie Glam, Tanya Tate, SnakeBabe, Gina Lynn, and close to 100 more fan favorites will be there.

The ever-growing list of stars committed to appearing at the show can be found here.

“I’m really looking forward to being a part of Exxxotica’s premiere show in Chicago,” Adam & Eve contract star Teagan Presley said. “I’ve had great experiences in the city dancing and adore the people. The show might be a couple of days after the 4th of July, but we are going to create our own sexy brand of fireworks!”

Adult legend Ron Jeremy will meet fans and sign autographs at the HotMovies.com exhibitor booth. Dan Loevy of HotMovies.com says, “All of us at HotMovies.com are excited to continue our partnership with Exxxotica as they bring their show to Chicago for the first time this year. We’re eager to demonstrate in person the quality of our services and products to the people of Chicagoland and to make new friends within the industry.”

Headlining this year’s AEBN Entertainment Stage are rap pioneers 2 Live Crew fresh off their induction into the VH1 Hip-Hop Honors Hall of Fame, as well as a wildly popular performance at Exxxotica Miami.

“With Exxxotica Chicago’s debut expo less than a month away, we are excited to lock down many of the top celebrities in adult entertainment,” J. Handy, director of Victory Tradeshow Management, said. “2 Live Crew was amazing at the Miami Beach show earlier this year, and we know Chicago is going to love their performance.”

A key feature implemented in Chicago, as well as all other Exxxotica events in 2011, is Ladies Free Friday. Women are granted free entrance on the first day of every expo. This promotion, which was unveiled in 2010, was an overwhelming success and dramatically increased both female attendance and exhibitor retail sales. New to the site this year is the “For the Ladies” section. The ongoing blog features daily updates regarding Exxxotica’s numerous female allures, such as the male dance revue.

Windy City residents also have the opportunity to upgrade to the popular VIP program, which includes free DVDs, messenger bags, t-shirts and admission to the exclusive VIP lounge. Inside the lounge is a cash bar, sexy dancers, amazing giveaways, after-party information and much more.

Exhibitors interested in securing booth space and sponsorship for the Exxxotica Expo in Chicago or Los Angeles should contact Victory Tradeshow Management at info@vtshows.com or call (215) 462-8800. All exhibitors will be announced soon.

I didn’t plan it this way, but now you jerks have something to look forward to every Wednesday. I proclaim that Wednesday’s are the days I’ll post my video interviews with porn stars. I’ve just given another reason to call this Hump Day.

So, this interview (thanks to Eden Fantasys- a Sex Toy Store) is with Asa Akira. She’s pretty new to the business and you can tell she hasn’t quite warmed up to the camera yet.. maybe if I had a vibrator that I wanted to use in the interview she would have perked up a bit. I guess we’ll never know:

Asa Akira totally stumped me when she said she didn’t drink, because that totally ruined my shot at hitting on her and hopefully getting breakfast out of the deal. I was so stumped in fact, that I just ended the interview right then and there.

Maybe I’m just too uptight, but I’d need a shot or 10 in me before I’d bang on camera.

Check out these movies of Asa Akira:

-PBR Princess

PBR Princess is a twenty something living it up in this crazy city called Philadelphia. She gets into as much trouble as possible and somehow makes it home safely at night and into work too fucking early.