Couples Seeking Teens 16 box coverI just watched Couples Seeking Teens 16 and it certainly didn’t fail to get me hot! There’s no lack of sweaty, writhing bodies and rock and roll fun! But the premise of couples seeking teens is a bit thin in this edition of the popular series, only playing out that way in two out of the four scenes. Nonetheless, each scene delivers smokin’ hot action.

The scenes are scripted, so you’ll get a new scenario for each one. And the acting isn’t bad, but it’s not what you’re really here for, and knowing that, they get to the action pretty quickly after a short plot setup. It’s a beautiful movie, shot in HD and full of all the close-ups and attention to detail you’ve come to expect from director Mike Quasar. Also on par with Quasar’s previous work is the soundtrack; the movie is augmented with nondescript music that perfectly fits into the background without getting in the way of the dialogue. Read the rest of this entry »

Box cover for Not Jersey Boys XXXThere is no way to put this delicately: I loved Not Jersey Boys XXX: A Porn Musical so much that I called my mom to tell her about it. I warned her that she might not want to watch the whole movie and that was ok, but she’d really love the script and songs. I know she didn’t believe me, but she did ask about the song parodies. I felt sheepish telling her about “Big Tits Don’t Lie” and “Oh, She Was Tight,” but I got a good laugh from her anyway. Too bad she won’t watch the whole movie because it’s really a fun film. Even without the sex, this porn movie is worth watching. It’s perfectly cast and fucking hilarious.

and director are not new to the porn parody game, and Not Jersey Boys XXX is the pinnacle of their achievements to date. From the start of the movie, you’re thrust (pun) into the world of a few dime-a-dozen 60’s singers looking for a their big break. It’s not until smarmy Tommy DeVito, played by , gives a naive and awkward Franki Valli, brilliantly played by , a pair of nut-cinching pants that give him the band’s much-sought signature sound. It’s called falsetto to most of us, but “false dental” to Tommy.

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