Finally, someone got my three favorite things in one place!
Two “year 10″ kids (whatever that equates to in the U.K.) broke the most ambitious and genius marketing plan in history. With every purchase of ₤5 or more at their Burger and Beer Van operation, each customer received a free porno DVD. This kind of marketing innovation has me wondering if I should be going to get information on hot dog carts. 
“You wouldn’t see this in many places. I can’t imagine that Norwich has the equivalent of this. It was like seeing something out of Phoenix Nights. I half expected Brian Potter to wheel himself around the corner at any given moment and ask what I was doing. Driffield really is like no other place I’ve visited.
My friend Adam has visited the caravan several times and has been able to give me a rough account of its rise and rise over the last few weeks:
* Week one- Two year 10 kids in a burger van selling burgers and booze. Free porn available on orders over £5.
* Week two- Two kids in a caravan selling burgers and booze, with a large posse. Free porn available on orders over £5.
* Week three- Two caravans selling burgers and booze, whilst they projected porn on to a nearby wall. This time accompanied by a man with a big bushy beard. Free porn still available on orders over £5.
* Week four- Two caravans selling burgers and booze, a small fire, porn being projected on to the wall. Free porn offer still stood. A mini motorbike was on one of the caravan roofs. Someone tried to steal it, and was chased off by the man with the big bushy beard brandishing a golf club.
I’ll give it to the two kids – they know their target audience. Ask most blokes in Driffield on a Saturday night what the three most important things in life are, and they will probably say “tits, meat, and beer”. It makes me wonder how nobody thought of this one stop shop sooner. I’m assuming that these lads are either business geniuses, or they paid some serious money to get some good focus groups going.” - AngryFlatCap
I really should have started my weekly reviews with PBR but for some reason I was trying to be a little classier by starting with my second favorite beer, 
Ok ok, I guess this post will be my official introduction to all of you meatheads! It’s about time there’s a woman’s perspective around here and who better to write for the HotMovies Blog than a chick who loves getting into trouble, getting drunk and watching porn. Seriously, it doesn’t get much better than that. So far I’ve only dug my nails into a few subjects; 
This is another instance that researches have wasted thousands of dollars to come to the same conclusion they could if they just walked into a bar, or stopped a group of girls on the street.
I think I may have found my next purchase.
Emma Lee is a writer for Radar Magazine and she was offered a position as a Topless Bartender for a Fourth of July Party in Manhattan. She figured what the heck, I could use a few extra bucks and it’ll be a great story to write about.
The Greener Grass has done what we’ve all wanted, but have been too lazy to do. They’ve taken the liberty of designing a new contraption to hold a keg and serve as a base for what we all love to do [myself included, you've seen the picture] keg stands.
Everyone needs to take a backseat and take one for the team from time to time- so here’s step one of five on how to go about helping your homie out- successfully.
